Which bond movie is the most laughable/bad/dated/etc.?

which bond movie is the most laughable/bad/dated/etc.?

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any of the Brosnan ones

Roger Moore

seconded.

All of them, Bond flicks are basically capeshit: shallow, predictable, dull and devoid of any artistic merit.
The only interesting thing about them is the different openings they get.
Stop being a manchild and watch real films.

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yes okay but which one?

any craig film outside of Casino Royale, which is coincidentally the best bond film alongside Goldeneye

golden gun

all of them except for one or two with craig.

is this maximum trolling?

can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

>He hasn't seen a Connory film

Bullshit. Roger Moore's are the worst overall.

Every single Remington Steele Bond-lite film, they and he suck.

Worst of the entire franchise, easy, The Man with the Golden Gun, Jesus Christ, a fucking dwarf with a speach impedament.

Roger Moore was pretty bad, constant jokes and the smirking, but Brosnan came along and made you nostalgic for Moore.

Connery, Craig, Dalton, Lazenby, Niven, Nelson, Holiness, Cazenove, Jayston, Stephan's, .......Moore, .......Brosnan

ayylmao

die another day

Live and Let Die

why

Any of the late period Moore ones

I remember A View to a Kill/Octopussy being properly fucking stupid

Moonraker, which is why it's the best Bond movie. And Casino Royale (2008) is the worst because it fails to understand that the James Bond concept is inherently comedic.

Goldeneye did not age well my friend, I rewatched it recently. Casino Royale is timeless though.

>laughable
Moonraker

>bad
Die Another Day

>dated
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but I mantalk all the time

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>it fails to understand that the James Bond concept is inherently comedic

It isn't? That it has comedic features doesn't mean its comedic in itself. Previous Bond films had slapstick comedy in them because they thought it would attract more people than gritty action back then.

I'd like to see Emma Watson do that as Jane Bond

> inherently comedic

How so?

Goldeneye is not a good movie.

Found the dude pretending to be a cool film enthusiast.

poor scared catter

retard/10

madonna

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Based Connery

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Live an let Die
Moonraker
The Man with the golden gun
Diamonds are forever

These are the worst

>Live an let Die
I feel all of it's faults can be forgiven because of the theme song.

>i did not shay that

>the negress is too dumb
>the boat chase is too long
>the exploding baloon

but the ost is great you are right
and also the girl is amazing, a true goddess

>A View to a Kil
>stupid
it's the most serious Roger Moore one
You sure?

Can we all agree that casino royale (1967) is the best bond movie?

>doesn't include View To A Kill
Nigga
But the song is also marred by retardation. That fucking reggae breakdown in the middle ruins an otherwise amazing song.

>moonraker is the best bond book
>nothing but the title and some names were used for the film adaptation
Why the fuck did they do this? A proper Moonraker movie with a good actor for Drax would've been amazing.

>View To A Kill
what's bad or comedic about it?

>Craigfags still trying to defend him even after the dumpster fire that was Spectre

to compete with star wars

That is so fucking retarded only a movie industry big wig could come up with it.

wtf I hate star wars now

Most dated? Live and Let Die. A blaxpoitation Bond Film that has aged like milk. Not even the racist overtones in You Only Live Twice can match it. Brosnans Die Another Day is pretty close as well.

Most bad?
Spectre.
We get it, you got the license for Blofeld and SPECTRE back after incomprehensively losing them somehow.
That's like having the copyright for Peter Pan but not Captain Hook, Sherlock Holmes but not Watson. Or DC comics losing the rights to Superma...oh.

Anyway, my point is, just because you have the rights back DOES NOT MEAN you HAVE to make a film.
It was a film too far for Craig, exactly like Octopussy was for Moore and Die Another Day for Brosnan.
The only good thing about it is that it takes the heat right off Quantum of Boris.

Laughable
Honestly, Bond can sometimes be at his best when he's completely laughable. Moonraker is hilarious for multiple reasons. Not least because it has a villain doing almost the EXACT same plot (it even has the same hench-villain in the form of Jaws!) as the previous film. It's like they forgot they'd just done the Spy Who Loved Me.

>stop not liking what I like
Way better, right, autismo?

It's Die Another Day.

Plot: A North Korean general's son escapes death and rebuilds his entire body to look like a white nobleman using conflict diamonds, and becomes a billionaire out of nowhere with a shitty cover story about finding diamonds in Iceland.

He builds a giant ice palace in Iceland as an evil lair, and uses his fortune to build a giant satellite that can harness the power of the sun into laser beams. His pretense is that they can use the sun to grow crops in empoverished places, even though it's likely the soil that keeps the land from growing anything.

His ultimate plan is to gather North Korea's generals and show his orbital laser off to them to win back dad's approval and destroy the west with a new superweapon. Also, this superweapon doesn't have a standard control system, it is operated using a suit of Spy Kids 3D power armor which can also shoot lightning bolts.

James Bond has a car that can turn invisible.

live and let die is my favourite one, i think it aged really well because it lacked any of the silly CGI shots they put in the other ones like diamonds are forever and solitaire is the best girl

Watched OctoPussy recently. All over the fucking place.

>Bond dicking around in Cuba with his plane car
>The clown getting fucking murdered in Germany
>The bidding war
>The India shit
>Bond filming some agent's tits and broadcasting them through Q's base
>The sex scene: "That's my octopussy
>The Amazon island/crime syndicate
>"My dad's nickname for me was octopussy"
>The octopus eating the guy's face
>Bond's train shenanigans, the Russian officer racing the train and getting gunned down
>Bond dressing as fucking clown while being hunted by the police, defusing the bomb while the Americans laugh
>The upside down plane shit
>The octopussy gang doing acrobatics while raiding the indian castle
>Q in a hot air balloon, the chicks grinding on him
>Bond and Octopussy fucking in the indian love boat

It wasn't bad per say, but it was so godamn long, with so much weird shit.

All of them, western flicks are basically capeshit: shallow, predictable, dull and devoid of any artistic merit.
The only interesting thing about them is the different openings they get.
Stop being a manchild and watch real films.

>we're both the same amount of retarded
>still insults the other guy

Extreme retardation right here.