/nba/ GENERAL: CROISSANTS EDITION

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Yo someone hook me up with the LD stream, I accidentally deleted the bookmark

I fucked Mallory Edens

>Went from begging for Rudy Gay to come to getting PG and Melo

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The funniest thing anyone says about the NBA is that the Warriors won't look good once they put it on the court

Like motherfucker they won a title on the court last year

th-thicc

there's like 70 years of NBA history and you can't find a single related image?

People keep sleeping on Klay even though he's about to go his prime

@78942693
You scared little boy? You should be...

Do you have a problem with Kanye and his God dream?

OG report
OG with 12 points

>tfw wanted him in the draft but your GM got scared off by his knee injury

Who /drinking/ here?
Currently sipping on some Miller High Life.

yes because it's lame meme bullshit

Has Masai actually shown any changes to his offense? Great scouting, but it goes to waste under his bullshit.

Guess how many points rebounds and assists Ingram gets tonight

Winner gets this egift card i have for pizza hut, if no one wins im giving it to clips

Doctor p right now desu fambam

Ben Simmons is a bretty cool gui

Is memezo bust playing tonight or is he dodging again?

>rockets

yea more 3s. I want to see how it works out in the regular season.

He's got glass ankles.

triangle the thread and someone make a new

He fully embraces memeball now. Last pre-season game they only shot 2 mid-range shots.

Too bad the Raps don't have the personnel to win with this kind of strategy....

16/7/5

gibme pizza

>16 points
>can't shoot

Lmao, Memezo Bust
You'll get nothing

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Kobe is so based. Glad he called out KD in this skit,

Kuzmas goin +25 today
watch him rain on the Flippers

Then watch Ingram only score 5 points and have a +/- with -15

Someone give me a quick rundown of the Spurs vs. Rockets game

Lakeys about to lose to the D-League clipper team

like them michael jackson jackets
with all then zippers

it's a preseason basketball game OP

Ya I saw that he was training his 3 all summer but I doubt he's going to make them in game. Same with DeRozan.

>only 31%
>got called out on TNT

HAHAHAHAHAHA

INGBUST BTFO

just heard lonzo playing

apologize

youtube.com/watch?v=BPndJX4AX98

All that basketball IQ will really help Ingram when he's working at McDonalds.

It was tied up till the last 8 minutes of the 4th then Rockets fell apart, chucking bricks
Spurs fundamentals took over

What channel is the lakeys game on. I want to watch my ingiegram

Ginobili dicked harden again.
Cp3 "resting"
Lauvergne looks like a good bench rotation piece
under pressure expect the rockets to chuck 3's late game with anderson, gordon, and ariza
Gasol is still Gasoft but losing weight made him more mobile and effective.
Aldridge seems the same to me.
>BP3
Haren sucks

embarassing

kneel you pussies

COLONIZED

Can someone explain to me why a 6'10 guy weighs as much as a 5'9 player? Wtf are you doing in the off-season Ingram? Sitting on your couch smoking weed?

i will say that this Cavaliers regular season will be important in one respect: it should give us a pretty good idea of whether Ty Lue is actually a good coach or not

>DSJ says just the other day, he went to a local Gucci store, and only after the employees learned he played in the NBA was he offered any help. "They're gonna look at me and in their heart you can tell they're thinking, Oh, I'm not going over there. He can't afford any of this."

fucking racists, how dare they assume a 19 year old in street clothes is fucking poor.

nvm found it

THAT CLOPS LINE-UP LOL

>Ingbust's portrait
kek every time

3333333PEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Preseason is gayer than the summer league.
>incoming drafts are injured
>the starters aren't going to play
>kuzma still fucking benched

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When are niggers gonna realize giant black and grey tattoo sleeves look stupid as shit on them

He'd be fatter if he smoked weed. Ingram's body looks like he's on heroin but his face says Ambien.

>lop3z

Bruh Lakers gonna lose to the clippers 3rd string lmfao

I swear to God if the Lakers don't win this game by 30....

>when are niggers going to realize they look stupid

never, that's why they niggas not respectable black people

Watching the Cavs Magic highlights and I gotta say, Payton is pretty fucking good at pushing the pace

I feel like they might play some fun basketball if they just get him out there with Aaron Gordon and Simmons and just run on everyone

3GRAM

Nah. Payton is cancer to watch. His fucking hair drives me insane and he can't shoot to save his life.

looks like i'm eating pizza tonight lmao

Aaron Gordon might get MiP

who /kyle kobr kuzma/ here

It's actually nice seeing athletic PFs develop their game. Let's hope Hammond can turn the Magic into Bucks South.

I think he's, like, a competent starter at absolute best. And he definitely can't shoot. And those lineups would be bad. But he can run.

I hope so, that would be sick. Going to be weird and tough for the Magic figuring out if they want to extend him or not.

Ingram tearing up /nba/'s asshole

seriously tho, why he still benched?

>some user is gonna win pizza if Ingram scores 16 points
>ingram could probably use the pizza more

>third string starters

I'd be shocked if he wasn't. Oh wait, I wouldn't be shocked at all, he's that bad.

he can have my crusts

What's Ambien and what are the side effects? I've never did any drugs

If the Lakers don't blow out these scrubs by 30 no one here is eating ANY pizza.

YOU'RE PLAYING AGAINST 3RD STRINGERS

THIS SHOULDN'T BE A CLOSE GAME AT ALL

>be californian
>get charboiled
lmao. also kerr is playing klay and young together. not so good look

Ingram is a genetic mutant

Never forget that having a classic point guard who can pass and make sure everyone gets fed is incredibly important for the development of young teams especially with a bunch of rangy athletic dudes

Everybody enjoy the last year before Giannis completely takes over.

>mfw 10 points away from delicious pizza hut

>ingram gets 17
>you starve
i want this timeline

Just checked the Clippers starters.

Why aren't the Lakers blowing these guys out right now????

>Kobe retires

Not until Jason Kidd fucks up a couple playoff runs for him and he leaves Milwaukee for another team to take to the promised land

My money is on one of the New York teams

>losing to a lebronless cavs
Trash

The Lakers are a bad basketball team.

>already flopping
And CP3 isnt ever there, fucking Floppers

You know that's not at all what he meant

Why is this still under a 10 point game? THE LAKERS ARE PLAYING ALL THEIR STARTERS BUT LONZO AND THEY'RE PLAYING AGAINST 3RD STRING SCRUBS

YOU SHOULD BE DESTROYING THESE LOSERS

HAVE SOME PRIDE

INGRAM ON PACE FOR 32 POINTS

/NBA/ BTFO

Idk I'm beginning to think he is going to be so good it won't matter where he is. The bucks really need to stop signing shitty players to big contracts though like snell teletovic and delly. If you have Giannis it should be as simple as save up to buy 1 more quality max contract and watch them go win titles.

Whos this balding cuck on the lakers. Some guy from /nba/?

based C-Webb

Daily reminder that the OKC Thunder nearly lost to Melbourne United while playing a regular season rotation.

>keep mistake Caruso for Steve Blake
damn short white guys all look alike

Randle got away with an huge push lmao

Clippers players are battling to make the squad, I wish I could be an NBA scout. Those hidden undrafted or overlooked gems that teams like the Mavericks, Grizzlies, Spurs and Hawks always seem to find and turn into solid NBA players are the most fascinating to me.

They're up by double digits and the 1st quarter hasn't even ended, calm down

That's a pro team with all their starters. This Clops team right now is worse than D league tier.