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bet i'd like to lick her pusy

this isn't bisping edition

is that the guy from bladerunner

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Have you watched an Al fight today, /heem/?

Al is fighting Paul Felder at 218, be sure to watch all of his fights to brush up on Al's elite striking and jiu jitsu so you can get the most out of the experience. Al bless!

BASED
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pusy POSTER

He's not even attractive. Put him in a simple t shirt and in that same photo and she wouldn't even glance at that nerd.

Who can stop her?

>tfw no fights in the foreseeable future could possibly live up to last week's match of Jiren vs. Goku

Schaub is gay lmao

>elite level BJJ
>elite level wrestling
and now
>elite level boxing

Who can stop her? She's going to maul JJ and Valentina.
Why doesn't mens MMA have prospects this technically sound?

PARAMOUNT MMA 8 PRO MMA FIGHTS MAIN CARD STARTING

NOW

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I really like girls butts, I often fantasize about many wmma fighters buttholes. I don't know what it is I just want to fuck their butts with my dick and also kiss the hole if its clean. Miesha tate has a sweet butt yes although her sister is the choice nugget of anus kissing, also Veronica Macedo is so nice I would kiss the hole even if it was a bit dirty

Will any fight be able to top the memes that will come with this one?

She's great. I need to see her vs Veronica Macedo

nate vs conor 3

Just watch porn you piece of trash don't shit up our sport with loser virgin comments

No based texas bro, Conor will go full retard like always and Tony will oblige because he's an animate manifestation of autism.

They are both big on the movement meme so it'll be meme galore 100%.

No one wants to see that shit

it's 100% going to happen

HEEM SLEEPY

ur dead

how the fuck did that weakass spinning backfist ko him

Hate to say it but it'll probably be a boring decision win for Goober

>i think about many buttholes

How shitfaced are you?

>i think about many buttholes

Fuck did anyone get a webm of that heem? It was beautiful.

I've only had 3 beers, does anything about this surprise you?

youtube.com/watch?v=wm3aO5547Gc

Why just female fighters? they are ugly for the most part, why not actual women.

when is khabib gonna fight again

female fighters are actual women

post Glory fc walkout

youtube.com/watch?v=3bQCzY6i9ZA

Jesus that overhand had 0 power. She only got lucky she connected cleanly with the chin. She still sucks. Most women in MMA do though.

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>“We’re athletes but we’re also entertainers, people by the pay-per-view to be entertained. That’s part of this. This is show business. I know that winning is super important and a gameplan is super important, but at some point you have to, this is the hurt business and you gotta to try to put your opponent out.”

Doubt
With Goobys gas tank?

theyre fucking ugly

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If he does what he did against Lee McGregor can stall out early and wait till the final rounds to open up

youtube.com/watch?v=JxLkQBBljGA

Ah yes, the famous McGregor tactic of stalling out hoping to drag it to later rounds

Imagine being such a loser that you jack off to wmma. Are these the kind of shitters that are giving wmma life or what?

I dont have to imagine.

Does anyone else think Hughes' accident is karma for killing endangered animal species for sport?

>shitters
How about I heem you back to your containment board

Didn't he take a fight recently? Is that it?

Same deal as Nunes in her last fight. I know how it sounds, but that's what I see happening

>tfw no qt teeth gf

Stop watching wmma NOW

Bisping bless

Yeah, you missed a hilarious finish

I want those teeth lads, I want to cream them good

Rena vs Nguyen
Nasukawa vs Fujita
Sakuraba vs Shamrock
Nishiura vs Souwer
Reina vs Stokes

Karma doesn't exist. To the strong go the spoils

I didnt really care much for it outside of cyborg fights until paige fought and her titties were exposed.

I felt exactly like that guy wiping his sweat in that webm I made

GSP BTFO

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Oh wow, he gets the itch again and what does he do? Flies back home to his rinky dink promotion and soccer kicks a short doughboy onto a stretcher. Poor bastard looked like a weekend warrior that works a 9-5. Way to challenge yourself, buttholes.

well i was in wrong thread

also live malay mall mma again
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he is trying so hard to get that money fight and failing epically at it

These have to be the easiest picks ever lol. The only pick-em is souwer vs random Jap since souwer has proven to have zero TDD or submission defense so far

He just goes back and forth like Aldo.

>I don't care about GSP
>GSP please fight me
>I don't care jk
>p-please fight me

>schaub shadowrealm

It's really not that different than 216, which had 4 huge favorites and a WMMA pick 'em between 2 unknowns. The UFC is starting to look like Japan these days

>that straight up fucking robbery on cage warriors
jesus christ england

who will win between sakuraba and shamrock?

he died for a few seconds their

what are you talking about? cage warriors isn't on for 15 hours

BASED T-Wood BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO of that White boi

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was watching a rerun on fightpass live. Paddy Pimblett vs Julian Erosa

24 hours till RIZIN FF

I don't think Daniel Cormier gets along well with other black people. You ever notice on Fox he's always paired up with either Bisping or Cruz? Has he ever been paired with Woodley?

>"I'm a nigger, and I run fast"

What exactly did he mean by this?

thanks for the win, i can can it up for 12 straight losses now for easy money

>YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPEN 2005 DASS WHY YOU STILL SALTY

It's a well known fact that DC is an Uncle Tom

he had good rapport with rashad. Rashad is irrelevant in a dumpster somewhere

>white people commenting on black people's opinions of other black people

I'm staying up late tonight just so I can sleep in super late tomorrow and stay up for Rizin.

DC is a white man, he just suffers from re-vitiligo

I'm not white.

the intermission always ruins me

Imagine being Kimura, thinking youre going to get an easy fight to start your career and instead you get knocked out in 7 seconds. To make things even worse Krazy Horse has lost all of his fights after that

im not white faggot, check your privilege

is this the main event of paramount>>?

imagine being scott cucker, not booking candy v krazy.

GO BACK
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dickshot

Why doesn't Bellator have an official fighter ranking? It makes it kind of difficult to figure out who's who without one.

>you will never link gameboys with ronda and trade pokemon

>UFC president is an enormous Trump supporter who spoke at the Republican National Convention in 2016
>UFC announcer helped bring the alt-right into the mainstream via the most popular podcast on the Internet
>UFC airs on Fox, same company that has Fox News

>implying all black UFC fighters aren't Uncle Toms

Check the tapology rankings

GSP is going to kill Bisping.

He's not wrong.

GSP loses to wonderboi 9 times out of 10

it is weird, since even acb and other regionals have rankings

In your dreams

they have one mccasual

no they dont.