Dr Pavel, I'm /r9k/

Dr Pavel, I'm /r9k/.

Uh, you don't get to have a GF

>Nazi frog

was being a virgin part of your plan?

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>tfw no gf

>WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MADE YOURSELF SAD
>NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN?

>INHALING THIS HELIUM
>WITH NO SURVIVORS

the flight plan lists REEEEEE, tendies, and Dr Pepper here, but only one of you gets to stay in my basement!

TELL ME ABOUT CHAD, HOW DOES HE TALK TO GIRLS?

braaap

He's a big guy

>there are non-virgins on Sup Forums
>some of them aren't even gay

Tell me about memes. Why does he wear a mask?

You're a beta guy.

for y-you too

Gays cant be virgins

>tfw i had a threesome last year
>tfw still pretend to not be a normie when i post

>had sex twice
>sometimes post as a superchad
>sometimes post as a virgin sperg

>i had a threesome
>leaves out that it was MMF

>lost my way and had intercourse as a teen
>can never become a wizard
I don't know how to cope with this.

actually it was MMM lmao

but i was the only bottom so its still alpha

I've paid for sex with a lot of whores, am I a virgin?

youre a big beta

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>tfw i used to visit /r9k/ back when it was robot9000
>tfw back then it was just a better version of Sup Forums full of both depressing and hilarious greentext stories
>tfw that board helped me overcome so many anxieties i had as a teen
>tfw I left Sup Forums for almost 2 years and when I came back it was robot9001
>tfw every post is whining about roasties and chads and how hard life is as a virgin
>tfw there's no joy left
>tfw there are so many lost teens with nowhere to guide them since /r9k/ is defeatist, Sup Forums has no community and the rest of the site is constantly arguing with Sup Forumstards

>gf
>can get laid
>still can't make a single friend
Feels like I'm doomed until I die.

Only half virgin, like A-Rod in the Hall of Fame with an asterisk

There's girl coming over to my apartment to have sex right now, if you reject the false song of NEETdom and follow me you too can know lasting happiness

>tfw literally every board including /r9k/ has been taken over by normies
>tfw it's literally people just doing shitty satire instead of actual losers like myself
Wish I had somewhere else to go

>girl (male)

how about outside you selfpitying fuck

dont worry brother. the fire rises

/vg/ has dedicated posters to the subject matter of each game. I assume people can find common ground there. I wish there was a /tvg/ though

But I there's no memes or shitposting outside you normie cuck

there is, it's called red dit

You can't greentext or use reaction pics irl

>says all of this
>stayed on Sup Forums anyway