Hat story thread. I'll start...

Hat story thread. I'll start, surprisingly I live in one of the most liberal cities and have only gotten compliments about the hat. I've been to every liberal cesspool too, whole foods, super rich shopping center, local farmers market. Probably because all the liberals over here are passive aggressive as fuck and won't say shit to your face

>Be in slaveway
>Getting some liquid Jew to play beer darts
>White frat star walks up
>"Ballsy but I like it"

Another one
>Starting a day hike with gf
>Were outside the city so there's much more support for trump
>Quarter mile in some people are coming down
>First guy looks like a total beta liberal cuck
>Lets us pass
>Sees my hat
>We're gunna build that wall
I just started cracking up I wasn't expecting him to say that at all.

Anyone else got some good stories? Can be good or bad.

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Self bumping with some trumps and guns

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not hat, but clothing related

this is going back a bit

>be me, pretty ugly fucker

>living in shithole, no girlfriend, no money etc

>no clean clothes

>see t shirt in bargain bin, buy it, it was 'mercury rev car wash hair single cover' , which has a baby on it

>didnt really care what was on it, it was clean

>walk through town one afternoon wearing t shirt

>get stopped by literally 14 women throughout the day , all asking about the t shirt, all flirting blatently

>just because it had a baby on it

I didn't follow up on anything, due to being borderline autist and alcoholic at the time, but I remembered thinking I should get more 'baby' t shirts. Never did though.

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>live in North West Chiraq suburbs
>Don't want to get killed
>Leave hat home

I've had about 6 people come up to me or say things.
Literally all positive. Trump has a lot of support.
Made a post on FB and people who don't let it known they like Trump in public start messaging showing their support.

>Walk through Chicago airport after two week Mediterranean cruise
>Have white trump hat on
>Pass someone wearing a red trump hat
>Took my jet lagged ass a moment to notice
>Turn on go in a sarcastic voice "Hey Nice Hat"
>He turns around with a scowl
>I nod my head to accentuate the lettering
>He smiles and says thanks
I also got into an hour long conversation with a man in Montenegro.

What a try hard

>All within two miles of me
>Trying hard
Pick one

>wear hat while grocery shopping
>In a red new york congressional district
>Go to deli counter
>Worker behind the counter, instead of asking what I want to get, says "you know I really disagree with that hat"
>I don't want an argument, I just want some turkey meat, so I respond "ok, no problem."
>The worker continues, saying that Trump is a racist and sexist, and it's pretty disgusting to support him
>I'm bewildered, what happened to customer service?
>See another worker from behind the counter say "I like the hat, what get I get for you"
>Get my food and leave

What makes people hate le Drumpf so much that they don't even do their fucking jobs? It wasn't like he was working and discussing at the same time, he deliberately wasted my time to bash Trump.

Fuck I want a MAGA hat now too

I own a small business in SoCal and I have a few trump signs and my hat hung up at the front desk and I've never heard any negative complaints.

WA fat? Seattle or Bellevue is my guess

>Not hiding your power level

I don't know how your still alive

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Wait. I know you

As crazy as this board is the regular life in the world is nowhere as extreme as you see here. I keep having to remind myself that when I get too riled up.

Most people just don't give a shit about politics or are only slightly left or right. Most people just want to live their fucking lives and not have to worry about keeping up with politics.

i really want a hat :>

>be me
>in CS class with an 80 year old teacher
>have to suffer through his liberal delusions
>"Y-yeah, anonymous just declared war on Drumpf, he's finished!"
>Come to class the day of the final
>Wearing blue Trump hat
>first one done, 85%
>Get a BA in the class
>send him an email a month later about anonymous' kektacular failure at stumping the Trump
feels good man.

i thought yuropoors can't buy the hats because it counts as a political contribution

>By clicking "place order," I certify that the following statements are true and accurate:

>I am a United States citizen or lawfully admitted permanent resident (a so-called “green card holder”).

I wish

I'm more interested in what you guys talked about for an hour

Should have told that punkass bitch, "That's fine. I'll just speak with your manager."

People who don't like trump are the same people that want free government handouts. They will use any excuse they can to stop working.

The same way you get satisfaction from annoying liberals the liberals get the same satisfaction annoying you. I swear sometimes you guys on this board are real blind to hypocrisy.

That's why it's so easy for politicians to lie and be corrupt.

The sad thing is, most of the real power is in the house and senate. But everyone is so busy worrying about the figurehead office of president, they probably don't even know who they are voting into congress.

Let alone local officials, judges, school district managers, etc,...

This is your typical liberal that thinks he should get paid $15 an hour to make sandwiches

Hat stories?
>have trump hat
>get told "trump sucks,he's racist"
>girls start laughing at me saying"wow, look at this bigot,haha"
>go shopping at store
>looking for beets for a drink
>some guy says "go trump"
>walk to the other side of the store
>some dude gets in my face and says "fuck trump puto"
>I say,fuck hilary
>"fuck that bitch too, Bernie mother fucker"
>he walks away
>go to register
>the girl behined the counter gives me the most dirty look
>get my stuff
>some guy says "you're going for a bigot i see"
Fuck man, why does it have to be this way?

>Only ships to USA or Puerto Rico

Wew

If it makes you feel better, leftist have nothing to say to a black trump supporter.

because you need to see what the enemy really thinks of you.

Just give them a thumbs up and smile.

I hope you have been doing your push-ups user

Louisville
Some teenage kid had a MAGA hat on in the movie theater with a bunch of his friends
I was fucking shocked.

You ARE the hat

>Louisville
If you said Seattle or SF,then I'll be surprised.

>have Trump hat
>guy behind register says "I AM ALL ABOUT THAT HAT WOW"
"heh.. oh really?"
>"YEAH MAN I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG DECADE I REALLY LOVE OLD CARS AND STUFF AND SOCIETY WAS SO MUCH BETTER IN THE 1950s"
"um that's great. yeah we were just at his rally last week..."
>"Who's rally?"
"Trump's...?"
>"OMG I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT GUY, YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY THAT'S AGAINST WHAT WE STAND FOR"
"Er... okay"

2 deep 4 me

Wore may MAGA hat to Dave & Busters with some friends a couple weeks back looking to trigger some liberals but never got a single comment or dirty look that I noticed. AZ is pretty conservative.

>wears hat that entices political conversation
>doesn't say shit when people call Trump a racist to even remotely defend your position
Like wtf user you're basically wearing a hug me shirt then get angry when people want to hug you. If people call Trump a racist or people call you a bigot fucking defend your position or don't wear the fucking hat it's that simple.

I'm tempted to buy one and do so, but generally I feel that wearing political stuff is just jackassery. I don't want anyone's politics shoved in my face.

I regularly scoff at commies and make fun of their shit. I might do it just to see the ass hurt. I live in ATX so it may lose me some friends.

>Anonymous doing something official.

Trying to predict the actions of "Anonymous", from some random pastebin or you tube video, is like measuring a nat fart in a tornado, and using your measurement to extrapolate the heating effects of a sea horse pissing in the ocean.

Louisville, Kentucky is incredibly fucking liberal.

WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A HAT INDOORS
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DISRESPECTFUL TRUMP SUPPORTERS I GUESS

>Get my dad Trump hat for fathers day
>Warn him that people will physically assault you for wearing it in some areas
>He laughs and says he knows

KEK please bless my Trump supporting father. I love him.

You sound fucking autistic m8

i live in houston. i wont wear a hat because i dont want to get stabbed

>be me
>living in NYC, 2nd liberal capitol of the US
>wearing my MAGA hat to wholefoods
>girl with blue, boy like hair, nose piercings, tattoos, crop top and skirt, combat boots, and fishnet stockings looks at me with disgust
>"are you KIDDING ME? Le drumpf is literally hitler who wants to kill everyone besides whites right!!!! he wants to build a wall!!"
>I, being 6'3, blonde and gorgeous fucking punch her in the face
>she gets up and is now a 10/10 blonde girl with blue eyes whos father is incredibly rich and owns 3 boats and numerous luxury cars
>We fuck on the counter of one of the checkout isles
>cum on her face
>cum spells out in perfect script "make america great again"
>went home and posted on Sup Forums
not the first time it happened either

it was ronald reagans slogan

>Walking out of crap Mart
>Wearing Trump shirt
>Fat black lady sees
> Oh lawdy you need to take that racist shirt off.
>I'm sorry has my shirt oppressed you?
>Calls her fat black friend over
>Look at dis racist shit here.
>What's racist about it?
>Das racist!
>What's racist?
>Das racist!
>If it's racist then explain how it is racist!
>You racist!
>I see so what you are saying is that you are a fucking retard that has no idea how this is racist.
>You are just a mindless idiot that is parroting some bullshit you heard on the internet.
>Fuck you you racist cracker!
>I walk away laughing my ass off
>Bitch reaches in her bag and gets can of food out.
>Throws it at me and misses by about 10ft
>Can goes through side window of car.
>Security saw whole incident
>Cops come arrest retard
>Whole time screaming I din du nuffin dis racist dis racist

The difference is that I don't harass customers because they are liberal. When you are at work, you act professional and help the customer with what they want, end of story.

>old highschool friend moves back into town
>lives with his older sister and her kid
>the are Bernie supporters
>ALWAYS wear trump hat over
>when I'm drunk I talk politics
>turns sister on
>friend goes to bed
>she sucks my dick
Bernie supporters have some love for trump supporters. I get hit on a lot at bars when I wear my hat. It's a good luck charm.

www.trumppet.nl

not sure about the quality though

I point, laugh, and call people wearing Trump hats faggots. They always just look down and slink away.

>Things that never happened

Eurofriends are better off making friends with an American and getting them to send it. I personally have sent two, one to a Scot and one to a Germ

>Professional
>Liberal

Pick one

Inb4: "Playing bongos is a profession".
No its not.

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>giving your home address to someone on Sup Forums
I appreciate it, but I'll pass.

ew

>be slav
>live in commiefornia
>Order MAGA hat because I love the don
>Keep it in my closet since wearing it outside is a death warrant in LA
>I'll wear it in November when shtf

>be in utah
>bernouts everywhere
>wear the hat the day before the primary
>trump loses to cruz anyways

I had no le funny stories but I also pussied out on a few potential encounters.

However, It is fun to drive around and nod or wink at people though. One time I rolled up to a homeless guy and gave him 5 bucks and said "have a great day, buddy. Make America Great Again," and then drove off.


Did I do good, Sup Forums?

If he is, it makes the story better

kek

>live in Bay Area commiecuckfest
>get a MAGA hat and decide to wear it as much as possible
>go to Berkeley one night to get pizza at Jupiters
>have to go through security, expecting to get shit from some liberal douche at door
>the bouncer stares at my hat
>"DUDE YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT"
>shows me God Emperor wallpaper he has on his cellphone and lets me in
>mfw silent majority exists in the Bay Area

Not my pic. I stole it from /k/

Good job that five dollars is a step closer to his OD. You did make america greater

you could buy it off litterally anyother protrump site

if you can't just buy whoever the antifa is against, you get the same reaction

Someone hates pizza

I figured maybe he'd buy a shovel and bury a somalian. Oh well. Swing and a miss.

I don't believe this
then again I do

Bernie supporters are intrigued by you and it's obvious to them that you are man enough to wear a hat that in public they would never dare to be seen with.

Also it helps all demimales in their circles don't really count as men anyways

literally this. im amerindian, and this.

>tfw no one can tell you otherwise when you say goofy warren is a racist

>be me in uni
>wear trump hat while going to get smoothie before class starts
>black guy walks into store
>tells me that my hat was nice and fist bumps me
>he leaves
>i drink smoothie in complete bliss

it felt quite good

>silent minority

fixed

It's also a great way to start conversations with chicks. They come up to you call you bigiot, then the next convo topic, then hook line and sinker.

>Go to coasta mesa rally
>Leave before shitskins attack nice people
>End up in a vons to get some dinner
>Some shitskins tell me that they like my hat and shirt(wearing tapitio shirt
>MFW I look in mirror and realize im a shitskin

That's pretty bad ass for an 11 year old bottom.

>Wear Trump hat out almost every day
>Nobody ever comments because I live in an area completely free of shitskins

Feels good.

>Have a Trump hat
>Live in Chicago
>Last rally got chased by niggers and police
>Have a CC, but can't carry anywhere

I want out, fampai.

Why do trump supporters assume these immature cunts are hillary supporters? I immedeately assume they are bernvictims and begins roasting on the old commie jew in their faces.

Upvoted

It feels nice reading this.

>CS class

you have a counter strike class in college?

give that person who helped you a nice tip

gtfo with your unfunny shit faggot

Yeah. But it doesn't help. Fucking EU kills NA in CS BTW. T bh f am I wish NA CS was less lgbtqwertyuiop and more CS . Feel me?

I enjoyed this.

i wish this were true. it depends on the girl but my experience is if they are turned on in the slightest, they do not show it, most likely feel ashamed that they are turned on, which only makes them more publicly liberal. liberals arent mad or scared of trump supporters; theyre scared if they dont freak out about trump, some one might not think they are liberal. liberals are scared of not being liberal and attack conservatives out of that fear

>nod my head

Now I can't get that gif of the guy in the anonymous mask tipping his top hat off of my mind, thanks a lot

how are there bernouts in utah? i figured i was an entire state of mitt romney mormons

Feeling like he's from WA too. Slaveway and liberal lol

Got spit on during finals week while wearing it, last year fall semester

>Physical assault

>Canada

Yeah okay

You don't have to defend your position for wearing a piece of clothing.

No, give em the trump double thumbs up!

Seattle senpai

>MAGA
>Glock

You're failing Donald, son.

Libs in Canada are just as shitty and violent as in America my dude