OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Five top flight fixtures this afternoon with lots of the big names in there:

>Burnley v West Ham United
>Crystal Palace v Chelsea
>Manchester City v Stoke City
>Swansea City v Huddersfield Town
>Tottenham Hotspur v AFC Bournemouth

Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!

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fucking love club football lads
england are so boring to watch

another week of
>palace

>watching manure in big games at all

>stoke have a midfield of DarrenFletcher and Tom Edwards against city

Mourinho is a cancer to this league, he's literally just Tony Pulis with an unlimited bank balance

this, i hate the cunt

I'm amazed they can still market his big games so well, there always boring as shit

BLADES
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His first manchester derby where pep dicked him was fun

Ox showing exactly why Klopp bought him in when he came on. He will be a top signing.

Get your hodgson in despair pics ready

Klopp should start oxo to tire out defenders and then bring on the actual good wingers as subs to take advantage

Genuinely hope everyone puts a few past palace until hodgson is gone

I think what bugs me the most about Mourinho and him playing for 0-0 wins, is that more often than not he gets away with it not because his team were incredible at defending, but because the opposition wasted their chances

It's like he's winning 0-0 by luck, which makes it even worse

why is nerman called nerman?

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Exactly.

De Gea made a ridiculous save, without that he loses.

But the narrative is now "Mourinho does it again, master!"

If De Gay was Courtois height he would easily be the GOAT keeper.

dad's gone to wolves away without me so i'm nicking his cans out the fridge

>still living with your parents

I misread that and thought, why would you need your dad's cane and why is it in the fridge?

hello tarquin billionaire
i'm 21, nowt wrong with living at home

>Jurgen Klopp refuses to criticise Jose Mourinho's approach to the game but does say: "For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool but it's OK for Manchester United."

Bit cheeky m8

are you watching a stream, he hasnt been on tv yet

he's right, rags gargle mous cum calling it the united way.

>For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool
didn't they do that all the time before the pass back rule was introduced

I've got a bad feeling about Crystal Palace v Chelsea, despite >palace. I'm probably just a being paranoid idiot.

No, pass and move was the Liverpool groove

When was the last United vs Liverpool game that wasn't a fucking snoozefest?

When Liverpool knocked them out the europa league a couple years ago

>that was a single in 1996 for the FA Cup final
>its catalog number was LFCV96

Gerrard's last derby where he got a red after 30 seconds on the pitch.

Alan smiffs broken leg

It was on the BBC text thingy.

Sack the football and go see blade runner 2049 while its still in cinemas desu lads

>going to the cinema
maybe if I was 11 and needed somewhere to hang out with my m8s

Palace better not score, want the goal-less run to continue.

reminder chelsea always concede, no matter who decisive the victory was and how shit the opposition is

Howling at anybody who watched the Utd Liverpool game, I saw an advert for it last Sunday and called a 0-0 draw.

always struggle for a sky sports news stream every saturday lads
anyone got a decent one

>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for Blade Runner 2049!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it

>post a soccer saturday stream
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love true geordie but his thing is awful for following scores
BT one is wank too

LEEDS UNITED FC stream


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>chicha actually playing as a center forward
can they be stopped

bayol will miss spurs game through injury

cheers geoff

which 3pm kick off are you watching lads, I'm on the fence until the arsenal.

>(inb4 plastic/leaf/ect i'm from London)

Who /BT sport score/ here

no one watches a game at 3pm you plastic leaf cunt
watch soccer saturday

YOU 'UUUULLLLL

chelsea on tv, jeff on computer

yeh why not

>you now remember Tim Sherwood

>he fell for the epic jeff and cammy meme+
I remember being 13 and thinking it was funny too

should have been given more time at villa

jesus leroy

no because I care about the football league scores as I'm not some plastic runt who wanks over commercial football
bet you're not even from London you cringy little leaf mong

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London, Ontario

interesting image

>Boro

Kek and lel

Gilets for everyone desu

fantastic start for my accumulators lads
reckon i'm onto a winner today

RIP EVERYONE'S SUPER 6

BREAKING NEWS: CRYSTAL PALACE HAVE SCORED A LEAGUE GOAL

>Palace have scored
>...it's an own goal

FUCK OFF WOY

>WEDNESDAY

AHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

AT FUCKING BOLTON

apologize Sup Forums

>be City
>have billion pound team
>Mane blasts over a 6 yard shot

l m a o

matchdays my favourite day

>Chelshit

fuck off you shitbags

when did city sign him from liverpool

you're a brit. you spell apologise with an s, you muppet

Yep, I'm from Enfield but did what anyone with a brain and desirable skills (See:not you) did and left that shithole. Enjoy the enrichment, It's just part and parcel of living in such a beautiful post-white nanny state

>Enjoy the enrichment, It's just part and parcel of living in such a beautiful post-white nanny state
>moves to canada

>Sheffield's """big""" club

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thanks brett
me new scales they came with this awesome zip bag aswell which i can keep all my narcotics in
any idea what the brown powder is?

I meant Sane, no bully.

Reminder that customers genuinely think the Ecuadorian Halle Berry is the best right back in the world

Do you guys like cheese, if so, what is your fav?

JESUS

>woy
it was nice while it lasted lel

A nice milky, crumbly Wensleydale

>tfw city fan

Literally no one can touch us in any competition

how much were the scales and how many decimal places does it go to?

reminder LIV/MUN will still be first on MOTD

YEH FUCK OFF WOY

>burnley conceding to a black man

>Joe Hart just got an assist

Your dad touches you every night

Arzberger 2bh

where i own guns legally and live in a 95.5% white city, grey suicide island doesn't compare

I'm new to cheese, just jumped right in with some blue stilton, tastes glorious

I feel like my eyes have been opened to a new world

needed it to go to 0.000

>fulham

ffs

JEFFLET BTFO BY BASED BIANCA

JEFF ON SUICIDE WATCH