...aw, son of a b-

>...aw, son of a b-
>*explosion*

dumb frogposter

I actually don't hate this trope if it's done right.

>We'll atleast it didn-
>*explosion*

Dumb frogposter.

>movie opens with an exciting scene to hook the audience's attention

get out of my thread

Dumb frogposter.

>explosive device has a giant flashing red light and goes BEEP BEEP BEEP

Goodnight hothead

>movie opens slowly and boring as fuck so they can fit in with the other oscar bait shit

>the secret 10 digit code is 28-
>*explosion*

So this is the power of「WHITE SUPREMACY」?

not bad kid....
...but it's not good enough.

>movie is fairly tame throughout but has a fast paced and exciting scene near the end

HAND OVER YOUR GUN

AND YOUR OTHER GUN

>the secret ingredient in your birthday cake is TNT
>*explosion*

Done perfectly as a throwback to TGTBATU in Django Unchained

>hahahaha
>*spark*
>whoops!
>*explosion*
Citation: Hard Target (1993)

>*explosion*
>*explosion*
>*explosion*
>shong, shong, shong!

>expect a single
>get a double

>bomb stops with 1 second remaining

>0.01 Seconds

>his name is-
>gets shot in the head by a sniper

>bomb has five seconds left to explode
>they spend at least 23 seconds disarming it

Name one (1) film

The Pest

Edward Penishands

>character is about to get killed in about 5 seconds
>camera cuts away for 3 seconds
>character is about to get killed in about 6 seconds
>camera cuts away for 5 seconds
>character is about to get killed in about 3 seconds
>camera cuts away for 2 seconds
>character is about to die in about 1 second
>camera cuts away for 3 seconds
>character escapes

>french indo-chinese war movie
>and when the band plays hail to the chief

>character is lead to a room
>its empty
>SON OF A B-
>gets shot

>character is defusing a bomb with a clearly visible seconds timer
>actual scene is a minute longer that the bomb timer countdown

Character points a gun at the bad guy then waits...and waits... "I-I cant do it" *gets killed*

>character doesn't look at his toilet paper after he wipes

fucking frogposters get back to and or probably

>character defeats bad guy and has a gun to their head
>decides to take mercy and walks away
>villain gets up and tries to kill character
>character turns around and shoots villain
>"I gave you a chance"

>Character uses toilet paper

Pajeet please

>character doesnt have to stop and shit every 30 mins

it was hilarious how they did it in the dark knight

>character is defusing bomb
>can't decide if he cuts the red wire or the blue wire
>The timer on the bomb is almost ending
>Character starts sweating and decides to cut the red wire on the last second
>Cuts the wire with eyes closed
>Nothing happens and the timer stops
>Character breaths heavily relived.

>clock has 35 seconds remaining


>explosion

Still butthurt about that Pesci

Why dont villains ever make the bomb go off at a different time? Like lets say they want it to go off in 20 minutes, why not set the clock to 25, and make the bomb go off at 5 instead of 0?

>characters dad is powerful, seals away his arch nemesis because he can't kill him
>characters son, which is the protag, kills the dads arch nemesis and finally surpasses his father

Only Devil May Cry and Inu Yasha do this awesome shit. Is there any movies with this kind of idea?

Right? All these great villains, TrueType great minds, and they miss it

Fuck life

>The opening scene is a heist, an accident or an assasination
>They use the rest of the movie to explain what happened

every anime

At least I'm in a safe place where I won't get ripped apart for a typo, thanks guys, love ya Sup Forums

I ASKED FOR A FUCKING MOVIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

NEVER REPLY TO ME AGAIN!!!!!!

CALM DOWN HOTHEAD

LoTR

You didn't have a frog picture next to your post so no one read it

>movie opens slowly to set up an exiting scene that happens quick and violently

Based Sergio Leone

>character shoots a giant laser blast
>villain easily dodges/reflects it and mocks character
>shoots an incredibly small laser that's twice as powerful

>backview of bald character walking up to ticking bomb
>camera shifts to bundles of c4
>camera back to timer
>camera to character face
>character not Bruce Willis
>explosion

Small gun from men in black 1?

Frieza?

> afro-american character
> "ohhh helll naw!"

The cricket, I believe

>the movie doesn't even show the heist

>oh wait, it always does that on the show

kek

>puts key in ignition
>"lets do thi-"
>*explodes*

>psychopath
>shows empathy

Speaking of him
>villain gets killed by their own weapon/attack/hubris

Shit's so satisfying when done right

>character isnt shown eating over many days. sad
>what wire?
>clippers go over green, then blue, then red
>1 second left
>clip
>haha wew

>ten seconds left on bomb timer
>cuts the right wire
>"that was supposed to work"
>timer keeps going until 0:01 and then stops

>bomb timer ticking down
>character accidentally cuts own finger off
>*explosion*

I thought I was the only one autistic to have my immersion ruined by that
I also keep track seconds in underwater scenes and other situations where characters have to hold their breath

>character will die in 5 minutes
>80 minutes later he hasn't died

>tried picking up hacking after seeing it in movies
>no windows pop up when i press my keyboard and there's no progress bar for my hacks
kino deceived me

you probably had the wrong password or forgot to ctrl-alt-delete

I bet you wouldn't even get a big flashing ACCESS DENIED over half your screen if you tried to hack into something. What a scam.

>scene that doesn't advance the plot or add anything to the film in any way like an over long shot of a guy walking to a car or walking up their driveway and unlocking their door
>"""unexpected""" twist happens
evidently it must be hard to do this right because it's really fucking rare.

Pick up "Hack Into The Mainframe" by John Cisco

>he didn't say the magic word

>ww1 movie
>young german boy in uniform is shown shivering in a trench his breath visible
>it aint me starts playing

*cracks fingers*

Alright... Time to work my magic. It's... showtime!

>post-apocalyptic movie
>highway signs have bullet holes in them

>cocky hacker guy with a ten monitor battle station has been struggling to hack into something
>hot girl comes in and pushes three buttons
>ACCESS GRANTED

>movie ends with character narrating their own death
>Psyche! They're still alive

>pre-trump american movie
>store clerks have bullet holes in them

>MC dives underwater
>holds breath for more than 2 minutes while exerting himself wildly
>companion has been under for over 5 minutes
>both come out alive

>OH SNAP
>SHEEEITT

>dont you think youve had enough

>ILL TELL YOU WHEN IVE HAD ENOUGH *hic*

GURRRRL POWARRR!!!

>First Indochina War film
>Foreign Legion troops scene
>c'est ne pas moi starts playing

>afro-american character
>keeps referring to himself as "this nigga", "mah black ass" and "this brotha".

>post-trump american movie
>president has bullet holes in him

>apocalyptic music playing that should be Lamb of God but isn't because America is full of pussies

>war of the first council scene
>it ain't n'wah starts playing

that's felicity and friends show.

>character has to cut a wire to defuse a timed bomb
>cuts a wire
>timer starts going even faster

>Well, what else could go wrong?
>starts raining