I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

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BASTARD IN A BASKET

normies getting btfo

I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU TO SPEAK ENGLISH WITH THIS FUCKING KNIFE.

Classic milkshake

DON'T BULLY ME DANIEL

this movies a decade old goddamn

has it held up?

Watched it again yesterday. It has.

>western
>hold up
arent they practically timeless? I mean, besides the film quality/style obviously, but otherwise....?

DRAIIIIINAGEEEE

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEE

it's actually gotten better

I HAVE A STRAW

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH YOU TO BE... VILLAINS!

you really consider it a western?

idk even by era alone (1910s-20s) its not but i could see some arguments for it

>missed the chance to watch this while it was still on netflix

USA? i thought it didnt leave until Feb, the 1st at the earliest so you still have a day

>he doesn't own this kino on Blu-ray
neck yourself

Still best film of the millenium.

everything before the closer is absolutely western in my book

I watched it for the first time 2 months ago.

And yes it definitely has

>here's a bit of drainage and trickery
>this well is going down in history

>Finally saw this on netflix high as shit

DDL is a fucking treasure

DUDE

weed

t. triggered NEETs

>I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

The most unintentionally funny and embarrassing line in movie history.

It was one hundred percent intended to be darkly humorous.

It had some good scenes, but I found the movie to be too long and boring at times.
Am I a pleb?

It's laughable and unintentionally hilarious. It ruins the whole movie.

>films women will never understand

also proved anderson is a hack

>t.
Cringe @ can't handle bantz

I think the general affectaction of the film misled you into thinking it's not a funny movie. While at time enormously serious, make no mistake: There Will Be Blood is funny as shit. Your expectations have been compromised by the immediate aesthetic of it all (this kinda thing happens all the time, which is why some people don't realise The Shining and Barry Lyndon are near flat out comedies.)

Fuck, I wish I could go to Jonny Greenwood and LCO performing the soundtrack

youtube.com/watch?v=VFdpZNq5WkQ

...

Unintentionally funny.

I'm going to bury you in the ground ELI

PTA has never made a good movie.

Yes, any form of Western will forever be amazing.

Blood Meridian is a perfect example in book form, just needs a miniseries adaptation for screens.

You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats.

I remember when that talentless faggot thought he was going to win the Oscar for this movie.

DDL had already won best actor, so that usually means the director will also get an Oscar win.

But instead when they called the winner for Best Director, Andersen almost got up out of his chair, expecting to win, and then when he heard the real winner being called he winced and sat back down

It was glorious. Arrogant, talentless fucktard

A movie literally built around a catchphrase/meme.

>AND IF I HAVE NO TEETH, I WILL GUM YOU

You sound absolutely miserable.

>Sir, if you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and my straw reaches across the room, I'll end up drinking your milkshake

What did secretary hall mean by this?

he was a memelord

...

I haven't had a milkshake in so long

BASTARD IN A BASKET

This movie is having a session in a theater near me kinda soon, should I bother going to watch it?

sure, dont snack though. bring water or a flask of your preferred grain alcohol

PTA and DLL have started shooting a new film about a 1950's fashion designer. It's rumored to be called Phantom Thread. The location looks nice.

Sounds pretty fucking lame

*DDL
Ya, but the details so far don't provide much to go on. I hope it's good.

So does a movie about a guy who wants to own a bunch of oil rigs.

>fashion designer.

Plenty enough

Not at all, candy ass.

Are you fucked in the head?

If you were a kike hollywood exec and some faggot director came up to you and said he wants to make a movie about a guy who wants to own a bunch of oil rigs, you'd greenlight him a 25 million dollar movie?

cigsandredvines.blogspot.com/2017/01/production-begins-on-untitled-paul.html

Here's the article for people who care, the images aren't super exciting though.

I really enjoy PTA and I hope that this new film is intellectually stimulating.

Has there ever been a bad film starring DDL?

Lincoln wasn't really great

I wouldn't really call it bad though, and DDL was great in it.

Inherent Vice is perfect

I HAVE ABANDOND MY MILKSHAKE

>This is my son H.W
I say this all the tim to by brothers and we find it funny. What did I think about this?

YES HE DOESAAAAAAHHHHHH.

>tfw transformers and there will be blood came out 10 years ago
Feels bad man

You right, he only made great movies

The scene where Eli is "exorcising" the arthritis out of the old woman in the church is honestly one of my favorite scenes ever like holy shit the first time I saw that was incredible

>this stories 9 decades old goddamn
>has it held up?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil!

youtube.com/watch?v=YdHO8X361Gs

such an obvious rip off

DRAINAGE ELI, MY BOY

I dumped my ex because of this movie. I realized that she looked like Paul Dano and I just couldn't unsee it.

high fashion is more like art pieces, fabric sculpture, then real, functional clothing and is a little bit separate from the industry

if that's were PTA is going, it could be great

She must've been really classic

classic Paul Dano

>I DRINK LE MILKSHAKE xD

PTA is the dictionary definition of entry level cinema. He not only steals from better directors, but he does it without any irony like Tarantino.

I am personally fine with it though. Because through PTA, all these freshmen college students will discover Robert Altman, who was the real deal. They will discover Scorsese, the most important American film director of our time, they will discover Kubrick, and the Coen Bros.

Through Altman, they will discover Renoir, through Kubrick, they will discover Ophuls, Scorsese to Fellini. Suddenly they realize PTA was just a child with no original thoughts in his head, that his films just revolve around quoting better directors while adding epic catch phrases like "I drink your milkshake!" and "Pig fuck!" Really there is no bigger clue in to how meaningless his cinema is when the only thing people discuss when mentioning his movies are 'le epic catch phrases, dude!'

You might say great artist steal, but what Picasso meant by this is that great artists are able to understand what works and manipulate it. PTA merely 'mimics'. This is why it is completely obvious who he is mimicking from film to film.

Do you think DLL rode his corpse like a jet ski afterwards?

>huuuu HUUUUU HUUUUUH

If you really want to enjoy the movie, I would recommend going to your theatre. Some of the shots really reward large immersive screens and controlled lighting that a cinima provides.

Is this on youtube or something?

OOHHHH

they should've kept you in a glass JAR on the MANTLEPIECE

>RRRRAARGH, YOU OWE THE CHURCH OF THE THIRD REVELATION 5000 DOLLARS

Literally a Reddit comment

>not wanting to pound Paul's boipussi

>unintentional

Are you a fucking idiot or something?

>i'm an oil man

I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts

Torrent it you absolute retard

>if that's were PTA is going, it could be great

Lolno

You have to be 18 years old to view this website

>not being interested in a movie about fucking fashion designing means I'm under 18

Subject matter is important

classic ex gf

True, he only makes KINOs

Why is PTA the best director alive lads? Why is he so much better than Korine?

IM FINISHED

>while adding epic catch phrases like "I drink your milkshake!"

Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli?

We'll give 'em quail prices.