/brit/

it's september 2017

every minute brings us closer to death

we all die anyway

I'm very ugly and have no hope of meeting a woman

edition

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Britain sucks shit

anime

>two months until Christmas
>again
;_;

babestation

Puma concolor coryi

Robert Muldoon was undoubtedly the best Prime Minister of any anglosphere country during the 20th century.

On an unrelated note I hope former finance minister Roger Douglas chokes on a fishbone and that former finance minister Ruth Richardson forgets to look both ways when crossing the road.

fatty fat fat got lost on his way to /cum/

The cuckshed. It's made out of vinyl and resin

this is saying that new zealands who leave for australia are stupid, but australians are even more stupider

*wees pants ironically*

woah

love maths
love anarchism
simple as
don't investigate me

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture

fantasising about the 'cide again lads

No, this is a thread dedicated to the lad after me getting dubs

Nope

>Christmas isn't a part of British culture

which babestation girl is your favourite?

love maths, love physics, hate the government, hate organised society, not violent just want to do my own thing

Hate waking up sometimes :/

...

welcome!

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literally my idol
>one of my MPs is about to back the opposition's anti-nuclear bill and because my majority is so small it will pass
>fuck i don't like this bill, i need a bigger majority, and a drink
>i need an election, and a drink
>hmm... here's a date... wouldn't give me much time to prepare a campaign though...
>wait... if i don't have time to plan... neither do Labour... Rob yer a Genius!

woah

>This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture
It was. Like your country, it has been overrun by foreigners and has lost its distinct culture.

>Robert Muldoon

reckon i could beat corbyn in a fair arm wrestle

would not reccomend you to respect him unless you can personally beat him in an arm wrestle

Why shouldn't I hurt other people's feelings over the internet for my amusement?

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British police woman stands there as a negroe sexually assaults her. British police """"men"""" stand and do nothing

Really makes me think

/eire/ would get more foreigners if it wasn't so shit
and most of you come here

Heh heh, fools...they'll never realise my clever ploy for easy (You)'s

>David Lange's name is pronounced "David Longie" rather than "David L-ange" (rhyming with "Flange")
wtf

Might take a melatonin to fall asleep at a decent hour tonight lads.

What does the average /brit/on think of gingers?

suc

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hmm

really makes ya think

every time i see an ad for ubereats i want to strangle the woman speaking in it

>"""sexual assault"""
we got a feminist legbeard over here

if a british man isn't completely open to arm wrestle with other normal british men then i shall have to assume he is a nonce (paedophile)

desu I come here for the British culture and I always get it

Growing up, I always thoughts British people were sophisticated and smart


Funny how things change lol

if a nonce isn't completely open to arm wrestle with other normal nonces then i shall have to assume he is a British man (paedophile)

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i saw a vid where a guys arm exploded while armwrestling
and my cousin dislocated his shoulder doing it

ill be giving it a miss i reckon

t. nonceophile

Me on mondays
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do strawberry blondes count?

me on mondays
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>seeing a video of a few people belonging to a country of 70 million and basing your idea of the populace on that

excellent well done x

Who was the guy who was pretending to be Chinese in Bioshock?

*comes home*

can i tell you lads a secret?

i don't think they'll ever let me move to new zealand

WE'VE GOT 'EM ON THE RUN LADS

WHERE'S HARPER?

I love them

I'm not white. Am I allowed to refuge in Canada?

>it's a retarded foreigner thinks London = England episode

my dad is going to look at pic related tomorrow lads. it has like 350hp
he'll probably buy it the absolute mad man

atlas

Hello deano

*bleps*

canada will ovetake the USA

Thought I was remembering it differently. Thanks

goin to buy a honda cbr500r after i graduate

i'm physically incapable of giving less of a shit

love sharpe

he's in his 60s

>it's another rorke tries to pretend that london does not exist episode

i'd be willing to bet that a good amount of Sup Forums bases their views of the UK on the caricature headlines and youtube videos that are often posted here
actually you can see proof of that by visiting any thread about the country that isn't this one

350hp isn't that good for a car, does it have any damage reduction?

>does it have any damage reduction?
what do you mean? of course it's a safe car, it's a volvo

Imagine living in a country where you're ashamed of your country's largest and richest city

L_____

don't like the colour blue, except for dark blue

Rasheed

just had quite a nice night ama

i really do love and appreciate our canadian dairy farmers

t. Melbourne

canada is the second worst country in the anglosphere after the uk

i was busy thinkin bout boys
bading
boys
bading
boys

Any anglo saxon man want to breed my italian sister?

not really, i've been a member of the alt-right counterculture since 2016. i don't see how the so-called "browning of britain" is bad, we should embrace our future as a diverse country. skin colour does not matter.

Sydney's cool though, the whining about L_____ on here is something else

jamaica is the worst country in the anglosphere VERY closely followed by ausfalia

the virgin Wilson
>wins by a majority of 3
>is short
>only lives to be 79 years old, doesn't contribute to public life after about 1980
>is a monarchist
>so pathetic the security services don't even bother removing him
>does so little to harm the bourgeoisie that he wins 4 elections
>forgotten by his party almost immediately after Callaghan took over

the chad Whitlam
>wins by a majority of 9
>is a giant
>lives to be 98 after a long history of contributing to public life, including helping to campaign for an Australian republic
>sees constant subversion by the CIA almost from the moment of his appointment
>is so dangerous to the bourgoise that after 2 election victories, the CIA stooge John Kerr [Juan Kerr] undemocratically removes him from his post, to the outrage of all good Australians, but even this can't stop him contributing to public life.
>ALP grandees still fear the return of the unreconstructed Whitlamite

>going to buy a """"sports"""" bike which literally cannot corner
hello mongo
get a hyosung gt650r

*swigs milk from the bottle*

heh, i have it good

Fucking NEED a gf.

no it isn't

yes it is
be quiet

"You can have me, user. :3"

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handsome but social skills of a decaying fly

hmm
*adjusts glasses and then scribbles on my notepad 'would strongly advise notifying all women in the area to avoid this man*

not really
and no

know this feeling

reading my autism report now (unironically.)

Tune
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White people have no culture

stella cox has floppy boobs

hey /brit/ do that thing where you post the average looking bints in nightclubs and then all the runts drool over them

hey canada do that thing where you make a good quality po- oh wait