Is Bruges really a shithole?

Is Bruges really a shithole?

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yes, like most of belgium

I would visit there, seems like a pretty and peaceful place

It's like a fairy tale.

It's pretty nice. Good bars.

Is it even a shithole in the movie?

It seemed like a running joke that Colin Farrell hated it a lot but it was pretty nice

It's very much a tourist town, but that's not always a bad thing.

It's fine

It's just really fucking boring

What does Bruges have that Venice doesn't?

sandniggers

Midgets on horse tranquilizers

I have been there a couple times it was really comfy.

it's that

but Sup Forums are too idiotic to tell the difference between the opinions of a character, the opinions of a writer and reality

something about those houses on the corner of the blocks with water outside two sides is really comfy to me

something like this (except it's a hotel)

Well, it's not drowning in mud, for one.

Depends, have you seen the alcoves?

It doesn't stink of shit

>Europe

Yep!

>Belgium

There is your problem.

it looked pretty nice to me. Despite the dealer midgets and whatnot. Do you live in a very "desperate housewives" white neighbourhood or what?

If you grew up on a farm, and were retarded, it might impress you

it's like being the king of your own castle.

Are you the American who had a heart attack climbing the tower?

The Bruges you see in the movie is tiny, if you walk for ten minutes in any direction you'll get back to regular, canal-free streets. It has absolutely nothing to do with Venice.

t. Belgian

Nah, it's pretty nice, but there's a lot of tourists. Also, the room behind the tower smells like piss.

Prague>>>>>>>Bruges

Fidèle (Fidel in English) (May 2003–January 2016)[1] was a famous dog and tourist attraction in Bruges, Belgium. The Yellow Labrador Retriever lived at the Côté Canal bed and breakfast with his owner, Caroline Van Langeraet. He could usually be seen lounging half-asleep on a windowsill facing the Groenerei canal;[2] Langeraet says that it was his favorite spot for years, in all seasons.[3] Tour boats on the canal often paused specifically to allow the passengers to take Fidèle's picture.[4] According to Langeraet, American tourists have sent the dog fan mail and parcels with toys.[3]

In media, Fidèle appeared in the 2008 film In Bruges — which only increased his fame[3] — as well as a television advertisement for Godiva Chocolatier.[5]

I seent it.

Comfy dog!

Bruges isn't a shithole.

Farrell's character just didn't like it because for him there was nothing to do there.

>It has absolutely nothing to do with Venice.
What's that about Bruges having more canals than Venice then?

>said by culture plebs

he ded :(

>Venice should be compared to Bruges because of canals
Might as well compare Hull to Monaco as seaside destinations

Fucking Bruges. I wouldn't even take my Shih Tzu there.

>–January 2016

HDR technology needs to be banned

Really ? I never heard about that, maybe the two or three big canals surrounding Bruges are longer than all the small canals crossing Venice

>American tourists have sent the dog fan mail and parcels with toys.[3]
DO americans realkly do this

No. It's not. It's a fucking fairy tale town.

bigger canals =/= more canals

a lack of tourist scams and traps

I'm pretty sure you're confusing Bruges with Amsterdam, user.

I'm not. I saw it on the In Bruges trivia page on imdb, maybe it's false.

Bruggeling here , its a very nice city to live in yet not of very significant size , since the centre has remained the same for 600 years . We have around 100000 people living here and around 20k in the centre alone .

Politcally my city is sadly ruled by socialists , who got 20% in the election ,( average in flanders is 12%).

We have the best football club in belgium ,club brugge .

Brugge is only 4% non-belgian

How hard is it to buy a place there to live?

How much does it cost per square meter?

I'm basically debating either getting an apartment/house there or in Prague, and the location in Prague is roughly 4000 euros per square meter.

where are you from ?

I would not recommend coming to live here because live is very expensive and the belgian economy is absolute shit , also it will be very hard to find a job if you don't speak dutch because most people have an incomprehensable accent .

We do have a pipeline underground for beer only but there isnt much nightlife . Brugge isnt the large city prague is and is probably more expensive

Are the doors above water nigger prevention since they can't swim?

I'm from Serbia, but I work for a foreign company that overpays for my position (legal translator and negotiator for a law firm), which not only lets me enjoy nice things but also has me travel around Europe and occasionally Asia for business purposes.

Learning the language isn't that hard for me, I just need to stick around for a month or two around the natives. Naturally, I'll probably be taking some language courses as well before that, but usually just being immersed in the language suffices for casual purposes.

And I don't really care for any sort of nightlife to begin with. If I did, I wouldn't want to live in Bruges.

Brussels is like Islamabad, but with plenty of blacks too. Shit tier city.

Of all the places I've been I put it at the absolute bottom of all capitols/metropolitan areas.

idk you can probably find a reasonably priced house in the outskirts (all very close to center) but again high cost of living as well

Brugge is a perfect city if you like comfy style of living on countryside but in city form

you are welcome but i warn you people here have an accent that other belgians or dutch people cant even understand

So overwhelmingly, it's Dutch that people speak in Bruges?

I agree as a fleming , shit people but still some nice architecture stands from the period when it was populated by flemings


really sad to see it though in 1960 60% was still flemish now today the city is 15%flemish 20%wallonian and the rest shitskins and slavs

yes but the dialect is called west flemish
compare

youtube.com/watch?v=7V7_pv8sbOc&list=PLILLBW2GGLuGvp1TOvTh8SDHoCTOlCKEP normal flemish(dutch)

west flemish youtube.com/watch?v=tr4w6dSi5Jk

Birmingham has more canals than Venice.

has more pakis as well

It's okay.
>t. Belgian

I wemt there laat summer. Literally nothing there that isnt in every other Europeam 'Old Town'. No one should ever bother going to Belguim. Its disgusting.

I fucking hate this movie. A pseudo-hipster chad that fucks a girl i like loves it. That makes it even worse. It more of a personal vendetta against this piece of shit waste of celluloid now

HE WAITED!!

please have sex

To answer your question OP

Is it in Europe?

>No
It might not be a shithole

>Yes
It's an islamic caliphate shithole

It's virtually all English everyone knows so there's pretty much no point.

>a chad that fucks a girl i like loves it
you care too much about the chad. Also, are you a teen? get a life

American repellent.

too many prostitutes and gypsies

People who can be understood by their fellow countrimen when they speak

i went and had the same experience as colin ferrell

I was extremely bored afterwards i appreciated the movie in bruge a lot more

lol

I like how you can tell the movie was made by Europeans because the Americans all had Irish accents

The movie shows how a lot of European cities are very picturesque and have "culture" but are slowly dying and decaying and offer nothing economically to the modern world other than historical curiosity

Spain, Italy and Greece have the best examples of this

the whole of belgium is
everyone looks and acts like the offspring of a massive inbreeding tradition

Bruges
Ghent
Antwerp are pretty much top 10 (small) cities in Europe.

Coming from the resident number one, I honestly know few cities in Europe with more to offer than Flamish Belgium.

Better water, less pigeons, better food, better booze, prettier women, doesnt stink, prettier buildings
Pretty much better at everything

its the Venice of the north, nice city

>better water

Yeah no. Bruges is beautiful, but the entire reason why Belgium has such dark beers, is because the water is so shit.

Wasn't that Amsterdam?

Amsterdam is the Naples of the North.

as someone whos been there absolutely this.

as a belgian i can confirm that i live in a shit country, Bruges is no different. if anyone has any questions, fire away

Crkni govno gasterbajtersko

It beats living in America.

Što se ljutiš? Nisam ti ja kriv što nisi završio školu na vreme, pa sad radiš u Maxiju.

nice dogger

You're equally as retarded as whomever took that photo.
That's tone mapping. And it's done poorly. Has nothing to do with hdr.

I prefer Antwerp and Ghent, but Brugge is very nice too.

I like Stromae.
Do you?

/p/ here
It's HDR and you need to kys yourself if you don't see it.

België is kak.

Isn't Anderlecht better?

See them more often in CL and stuff I think

/p/ here
You're wrong, kiddo. Kill thineself.

Alcoves in Konigin Astrid Park

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidèle_(dog)

Sleep tight, pupper ;_;

Alles is de schuld van de sossen.

>its the Venice of the north

no sweetie. That honour goes to Slough

i hate it

Other Belgian here.
I hate it but I know I'm a snob, so there's that.

Do you see your country's future as salvageable?

:(

Is because of the Great Sandniggering?

If we get on the Trump/Le Len/Wilders/not-Merkel boat.

Actually now that I think of it, it's really surprising how anti-PC-anti-safe space this movie is. Could a film like this even fly without hordes of SJW's lashing out against it claming it's fatshaming, nonsmoker-shaming, midget-shaming, small beershaming and literally Hitler?