The average jazz listener

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

The average jazz listener

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Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

which genres do which of the batmans like?

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Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

He has a big brain.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

the average jizz guzzler

James Bennett
James Bennett

looks like a testicle?

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

For you

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

jazz snob eat shit

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

the average kpop listener

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Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

jazz snob eat shit

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Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

Jazz serves a cultural function in the music scene. It is a signifier for musical "adulthood." To embrace jazz is to don a kind of graduation cap, signifying a broadening of tastes outside "mere" rock music. This ostentatious display of "sophistication" is an insult, and I find the graduation cappers transparent and tedious. Certainly there must be interesting music one could call "jazz." There must be. I've never heard it, but I grant that it is out there somewhere.

Jazz has a non-musical parallel: Christiania, the "free" zone in Copenhagen. In Christiania, like in jazz, there is no law. People are left to their own inventions to create and act as they see fit. In Jazz, the musicians are allowed to improvise over and beside structural elements that may themselves be extemporaneous. Sounds good, doesn't it? Freedom -- sounds good.

The reality is much bleaker. Christiania is a squalid, trashy string of alleys with rag-and-bone men selling drugs, tie-dye and wretched food. Granted Total Freedom, and this is what they've chosen to do with it, sell hash and lentil soup? Jazz is similar. The results are so far beneath the conception that there is no English word for the dissappointment one feels when forced to confront it. Granted Total Freedom, you've chosen to play II V I and blow a goddamn trill on the saxophone? Only by willfully ignoring its failings can one pretend to appreciate it as an idiom and don the cap.

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

What is that?

William Thomas
William Thomas

My son "Randel"

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

a child

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

dolphin found in Chernobyl after the accident

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

from left to right:
country, rap, metal, prog-rock, cybergoth, folk, post-avantgarde-jazzcore

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

really made me think...

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

The average kpop listener

Connor Price
Connor Price

Has there ever been a genre white people ruined so fast?

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

hip hop

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

me

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

eraserhead's kid

Oliver White
Oliver White

boo

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

jazz and hip hop wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the White Man's technology and instruments

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

that name tho

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Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

I could’ve sworn I’ve seen this exact same thread yesterday
hmm...

Christian Long
Christian Long

From what movie?

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

eraserhead's kid

Eli Gray
Eli Gray

the average rockist

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Evan Morris
Evan Morris

/thread

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

this was prob the most accurate thing ive ever seen

Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

Based

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

Drop the trip you faggot

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

youtube.com/watch?v=hiWxrjUuFuU

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

based

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

Am I still a brainhuge if I like more straightforward jazz like Bill Evans and Chet Baker? I can't really get into it if it's just off kilter notes and squealing trumpets for 20 minutes

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

smooth jazz sounds like your kind of music

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

the average post-rock listener

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Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

Which of the three

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

Recc me some jazz. I like metal akin to Beta Popes and Nightstick.

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

Kenny G

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

All three

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

Hip hop was bad from the start

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

bump

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