HEY HALPERT

HEY HALPERT

Would have Jim stood a chance in a fistfight?

They should make a porn of this

he's pretty tall and into sports

but i guess he's too goofy to be a fighter, just like all of us

I love watching two betas fight for pussy


REMINDER THAT PAM BOUGHT A SEX TAPE ONLINE

>when he pushed Karen into him to protect himself

wow, what a gent

Celebrity sex tape.

What?

tfw no qt ellie kemper gf

y live

>she's married

Fug... I love her

not at all. jim is a paper pusher the other guy is into physical labour and moves stuff

>wanting to get with a barren woman who's almost in her late 30s
You can do better.

I used to find her attractive until I saw a video where she talked about pissing her pants every time she laughs.

all women do that, sorry mate

*winces in total fear, rolls over and sticks his belly up in submission*

HE WAS GOING TO KILL ME

I WAS GOING TO DIE

DWIGHT SAVED MY LIFE

>wow I never expected Roy would do something like that, Jim definitely would have been killed if Dwight wasn't there
*bashfully smiles as if she hasn't been flirting with another man every day while engaged to be married*

Maybe so, but not all women feel the need to go into graphic detail about it.

Idiots, all Jim had time to do was shove Karen out of the way before Roy had reached him. Would Roy have defeated him? Of course he would have. Jim is a full grown man who crumpled into a heap when attacked by snowballs.
But the real reason there was no fight was the hyper vigilance and catlike reflexes of Office Safety Officer and Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy Dwight K. Schrute.

Dwight is the kind of guy I'd make friends with tßh. He's a weird fuck but seems like the kind of guy who would get your back if you needed him. I don't think Jim would have done the same. I would rather hang out with Michael, Darryl, Kevin and Meredith as well.

>all women piss themselves

this is mostly true, but the number of them goes up with age. Why are women so disgusting?

They literally have to wear diapers to trap their blood and piss and, I'm sure on some women, shit

pam even imagines how bad roy would stomp jim if she ever saw his penor