>sharing borders with other countries
Holy fuck do you cunts actually do this?
Sharing borders with other countries
the chinks don't need borders, just planes :^)
>his country doesn't greet the queen of england dressed like this
ARE YOU CUNTS EVEN TRYING?
Hi Australia
absolute mad cunt lmao
>his country doesn't participate in the democratic process dressed like this
m8
I think that's just a rumour, nobody would ACTUALLY be that fucking stupid
where's the freedom sausage
>no borders
>still filled with immigrants
during one ashes tour the queen met the australian team and dennis lillee stuck out his hand and just went "g'day mate" to her
the poms were absolutely livid about how he was """disrespecting""" her
always right by the exit
MAD CUNT
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whinging poms btfo
THE FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN
you can tell she's craving the Big Aussie Cock
apologise
He also asked her for her autograph the mad dog. She politely declined but later sent him a signed portrait because's she's a sweet old darl.
god damn it feels good to be australian
We share a border with Germany... you see how unlucky we are.
At least thanks god, only 3 of our counties touches that country of far left and warmonging barbarians.
>his country is waterlocked
>trip over
>fall into another country
horrifying
>trip over
>get eaten
This actually happened to me once.
Don't we share maritime border?
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>maritime
Australia is still ace.
>queen of england
FUCK AUSTRALIA!
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>lolsing to big birds
Is that Paul Hogan?
Ironically not free. Cheeky buggers
This is why i love Australia
I went to school in Australia (Parramatta High 1993). I distinctively remember telling to my incredulous classmates that I can see Singapore from my hometown in Johor. They were even more amazed that we could drive across to another country.
>Australian inventions