Sharing borders with other countries

>sharing borders with other countries
Holy fuck do you cunts actually do this?

the chinks don't need borders, just planes :^)

>his country doesn't greet the queen of england dressed like this

ARE YOU CUNTS EVEN TRYING?

Hi Australia

absolute mad cunt lmao

>his country doesn't participate in the democratic process dressed like this
m8

I think that's just a rumour, nobody would ACTUALLY be that fucking stupid

where's the freedom sausage

>no borders
>still filled with immigrants

during one ashes tour the queen met the australian team and dennis lillee stuck out his hand and just went "g'day mate" to her
the poms were absolutely livid about how he was """disrespecting""" her

always right by the exit

MAD CUNT
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whinging poms btfo

THE FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN

you can tell she's craving the Big Aussie Cock

apologise

He also asked her for her autograph the mad dog. She politely declined but later sent him a signed portrait because's she's a sweet old darl.

god damn it feels good to be australian

We share a border with Germany... you see how unlucky we are.

At least thanks god, only 3 of our counties touches that country of far left and warmonging barbarians.

>his country is waterlocked

>trip over
>fall into another country
horrifying

>trip over
>get eaten

This actually happened to me once.

Don't we share maritime border?

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>maritime
Australia is still ace.

>queen of england

FUCK AUSTRALIA!

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>lolsing to big birds

Is that Paul Hogan?

Ironically not free. Cheeky buggers

This is why i love Australia

I went to school in Australia (Parramatta High 1993). I distinctively remember telling to my incredulous classmates that I can see Singapore from my hometown in Johor. They were even more amazed that we could drive across to another country.

>Australian inventions