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Jose Stewart
Josiah Ortiz
Name: Michael Gira
Class: drunken angel
Instruments: vocals, guitar
Ability: tap this card while he's preforming and he will say stupid shit
Nathan Gomez
Name: Steven Patrick Morrissey
Class: Bard
Ability: Can summon a bunch of Latino teenagers, like Aquaman does with fish
Lincoln Rodriguez
>Can summon a bunch of Latino teenagers
kek
Jeremiah Miller
Name: Sarah Midori Perry's bf
Class: Barbarian
Ability: is able to crush any crusher that crosses. He will always be more attractive and more physically fit than any card your oponent can lay down. Hence, why Sarah chose him.
Asher Davis
Names: Jay Z
Class: Real fucking gangster
Ability: Pops you when you start saying that dumb shit
Jaxon Adams
Name: Rivers Cuomo
Class: fuckin loser
Ability:Summons 2D asians to help, and other shit I guess
Anthony Long
Name: Anthony Kiedis
Class: Californian Junkie ready to be funky!
Abilities: Crawling to the Moon under a bridge.
Ryder Perry
Name: Robert Fripp
Class: King
Ability: Anyone who is in possession of his music and/or artwork is instantly sued
Dominic Cruz
Name: lars ulrich
Class: big 4 super pass
abilities: summons st. anger to stangle your neck
weakness:metronome, st. anger
Jonathan Barnes
Name: benis :DDDD
Class: benis :DDDD
Abilities: be a benis :DDDD
Ethan Kelly
Name: Dave Grohl
Class: THE BEST
Abilities: Once a Kurt Cobain card is removed from play, Dave Grohl becomes invincible.
Carter Bell
Name: Gary Numan
Class: sings about robots
Abilities: has multiple robot decoys that easily fool enemies. Uses weaponized autism which decreases the opponent's health by 25 points.
James Evans
Name: Zillakami
Class: sore throat gang
Abilities: summons Godzilla with a microwave, can also smoke embalming fluid
Luke Murphy
Name: Cool Aid
Class: Fusion
Abilities: Can only be summoned with the card "Pay Check" and by tributing "Ice T" and "Ice Cube". Gains 500 ATK for every rapper you control. If "Bad Ass African American needed for a movie" card is played, return "Ice Cube" to the field.
Noah Bailey
Name: Death Grips
Class: secret society
Ability: turn anyone into a fan of good music
Joshua Harris
Colton Reyes
NAME: LENNON, JOHN
CLASS: POP SINGER
INSTRUMENT(S): VOCALS
ABILITIES: BITCH BEATER; ALL FEMALE PLAYERS LOSE 30 HP
William Howard
Name: Burning Man
Class: Hottie
Instrument: Spits fire on the mic
Ability: Got fired from his job but can roast and deliver sick burns, doesn't hold back and fires at will, and has the ability to get lighter
Zachary Russell
Name: Striborg
Class: Special Ed
Ability: can summon dark energy by shrieking in a cave (but only is being filmed by Vice)
Tyler Watson
Name: Tyler/Ace/Wolf Haley
Class: Illusionist
Ability: Has literally rapped about raping/murdering women and eating them, but is now accepted by SJWs
David Martin
Name: Ian Watkins
Class: Hunter
Abilities: Can rape any child within a 30 mile radius
Benjamin Cruz
Name: DOOM
Class: Supervillain
Ability: Loud enough to burst your right eardrum close range, the game is not only dangerous but it's most strange
Ryan Price
Name: 6ix9ine
Class: Immortal
Abilities: Can POP POP POP people, all underage characters lose 20 points
Samuel Young
NAME: Viper
CLASS: Magician
ABILITIES: Smoke crack; gain 30 HP
Do 9/11; All guards report to the scene
Daniel Morales
bob dylan
ability: write snogs about blowjob
Jose Long
Name: King Krule
Class: Fusionist
Ability: Can attract art hoes from across the globe despite being ugly as hell
Cooper Flores
>on a trip
>look on youtube for some Fripp & Eno
>not there
>look on iTunes
>not there
Seriously, fuck this guy
Jeremiah Hill
bumping
Jeremiah Hall
Name: Unkle Adams
Class: Divine Beast
Abilities: Pay 4000 life points to summon this card (0 ATK, 0 DEF). Every turn, place one "At Least A Million" token on this card. This card this card gains 500 ATK for each token.
Caleb Williams
Name: Original Top Hat
Class: Spell Card - Equip
Abilities: Can only be equipped by "Unkle Adams". Once equipped, all other cards on the field are destroyed, as Unkle Adams must be original.
Blake Hernandez
Name: Xanax
Class: Trap Card
Abilities: Send all meme rappers on the field to the graveyard.
Lincoln Jackson
>Trap card
Simply excellent.
Liam Morgan
Name: Maynard James Keenan
Class: Reclusive Bard
Abilities: Uses no energy when played with (Adam Jones), (Billy Howerdel), or (Carina Round) cards - May only be played once every 12 years
Henry Evans
Name: Kevin Shields
Class: Shoemaker, Gazer
Abilities: Has 100% chance of deactivating enemies' [hearing] skill
Alexander Young
this deserves a double kek
Evan Barnes
Name: MC Ride
Class: Bone Hustler
Abilities: is able to use [fuck] and [make it cum] skills on enemies' [music] cards if played with [Serpent Tongue] card - hitting 20 cymbals at once