How will SJW ruin Dune's remake?

How will SJW ruin Dune's remake?

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put niggers in it

nice bait thread

it needs an older, European director that doesnt give a shit, and has clout to do what he wants.
alejandro jodorowsky

make the paul homo and the baron hetero

Baron can't be fat because body shaming

Amy would make a great Baron

What is there to ruin?

forgot pic

You mean sandworm

As much as I think he's a madman genius, I don't think the suits could ever handle it.

his concept was shit and tryhard

i do like that he went after artists like dali giger and moebius even pink floyd

they should get a rockband like radiohead to do OST

let tricky or massive attack do the ost.

sandpiglet

it's a remake of something that was already shit, there is no ruination to achieve

Neutral Milk Hotel

the sequels are way better and thought-provoking

the sandpeople are all muslim with turbans and yell allahackbar

>nigger Atreides
>Harkonnen will be white and the Baron will be make straight
>Sardaukar will be black
>Fremen will stays mudslimes, so it's ok
>All the Bene Geserit will be black

EVERYTHING WILL BE BLACK

Dune is already an SJW dream
>Bene Gesserit is a powerful cult of feminism which controls history and human development with vaginas
>the bad guy is literally Trump
>Fremen are whitewashed muslims, noble and kind, their womyns fight among men, we can omit that whole part where they trade wives and murder half the universe in the second book :^)
>Jessica and Duke have an open marriage

Feyd will be trans.

FtM

Chani will be the hero most of the time, constantly saving a nerdy Paul from certain death.

>The obvious and not-at-all allegory for Muslims will be portrayed as Muslims

How ghastly!

paul has 2 wives

the funniest part of dune is the talking baby kills fat pedo faggot. that always makes me chuckle

All of the house Atreides will be black, so it can be black against evil gingers, Paul Atreides will be Pauline Atreides instead, and the Fremen will wear hijabs.

not really, Fremen are actually good at warfare

Emma Watson will portray Pauline Atreides.

Alia beats out the Baron in the mental possession election.

Baron Harkonnen looks like pic related.

How will altbright drumfsters ruin the Dune remake?

Fifteen continuous years of the US losing wars in the Middle East says the comparison holds up.

Holy shit look out Amy its 47!

I'm okay with dat

I think you guys really overplay the SJW angle with movies.

It's not really that Hollywood actually cares about that shit (at least the higher ups). It's that they want to use it to target demographics and make money.

It's cancer either way, but still.

I LOVE YOUUUUU MUAAAAAAAAAD DIIIIIIIIIIIIIB

You left out the part where Paul cucks the Bene Gesserits completely because he was supposed to be a girl.

>losing wars

I'll take the bait.

Millions and millions of muslims dead, nearly a dozen countries destabilized, Trump is in office successfully banning the whole ethnic group, the U.S. sphere of influence expanded, ISIS is getting its shit pushed in by Russia nd the U.S. is about to go full force on them, and no major terrorist attacks on U.S. soil since it started.

Who exactly is losing the war? Oh, right, some guerrilla fighters in the desert occasionally blow up a tank, and Europe is getting ransacked, so it's obviously the U.S.

Duncan and Gurney will be replaced by a stronk female characters.

Dune is a shit movie, there's nothing to ruin

On a different note: who would you cast in the reboot?

>Olivia Wilde as Jessica
>Ewan McGregor as Leto
>Tom Hardy as Duncan
>Mandy Patinkin as Kynes
>Jason Momoa as Gurney
>Liam Neeson as Stilgar
That's all I got for now

>Jason Momoa as Gurney
>casting Jason Momoa as anything else except a corpse

And even that's pushing it.

It's a mess, but it's a beautiful mess

Sand, will cover the patriarchy.

Sand, will cover you.

Liam Peeson gives too much water to the dead

i hate child actors but paul needs to be 15 years old for accuracy

Fremen already wear hijab to preserve sweat. It was obviously omitted in a movie because why should we miss on Kyle MacLachlan's sexy hair

I would put a black man up your ass Sup Forums scum

>tfw don't even know what dune is about and don't give a shit about dune

KYS underage.

Oldfag, you're right I don't read 60 year old books

Yeah man! you tell him! y wud we need good bookz when we can just lay on our bed and listen to Justin Bieber with our I-Pod right fellow kid?

What a curious exchange between two totally different persons!

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