How often do you jerk off?

How often do you jerk off?

Do... do I jerk off?

like 1 or twice a week

These are rookie numbers in this racket

1-2 times a day

I used to do it more often, but I've started edging myself so now I get better orgasms and the extra time it takes ensures I spend the rest of my time doing productive things.

That scene was EPIC bro.

Stop jerking off.

Tell me about your first fap. Did you cum in your eyes like most guys?

>1 or 2 times A DAY
>I want to be more productive
LOL

about once every 2 days
id like to have a daily wank but i just dont have the balls

yes

Normally twice a day

each day and I hate it. I want to stop fapping.
It is odd, but I live nagging events when I fap and I do not when i do not fap.

how do I release my sex then?

When you actually have sex

My first time I jerked off on my side with my dick pointed towards the floor because I was worried my jizz would shoot far and hit something in my dad's living room. Was pointless because it just oozed out and was clear.

>prison
>not jerking off

Varg confirmed for fuck... establishing dominance over other dudes

When you're about to fap, do pushups until failure that's what I do and it works..most of the time at least

It takes like 5 minutes to jerk off. I'm presuming you're a cutfag who takes an hour just to cum?

whats the difference?

You have ZERO test you beta faggot probably can't even look a woman in the eyes

Weirdest thing happened to me a while ago. Holy shit I got a wet dream after a long time when I fapped hours beforehand.

My problem is that I jerk off when i wake up in the middle of the night. jerking off helps me falls back to sleep.
sleep for 6 hours-> wake up_. jerk off_sleep for 100 min _wake up_> jerk off->...-> until it is 6am and I get up to watch porn

Haven't fapped in about 10 years now.

This. It used to be every day, but I have a girlfriend now.

Its with a real human being. Interpersonal connection you can't get anywhere else, sex is the most intimate thing on earth

Masturbation frequently just corrupts healthy sex at its most foundational biological way, its disgusting and shameful

your T levels must be sky high

I suggest breathing exercises for potential anxiety. 4 seconds in, 8 seconds out, repeat. Helps me out.

6 times a day. Excessive but I litterally can't stop.

I'm miserable right now because I haven't in hours and I'm considering driving 40 minutes back home to do so. Public restroom isn't an option because II somebody knocks fantasy is disrupted and I've become angry and then it's even worse because edged without consent.

It has nothing to do with that. I feel the same way I did when I fapped 2-3 times a day or once a week. It literally makes no difference, the only difference is that after 5 years you stop having sexual thoughts completely and never have a boner, even in the morning.

>He can't control how long it takes him to cum
Top fucking kek. How do you have so little control over your own body?

Once every other day.
Is that too much?

I go thru phases of highs and lows

Minimum: once a week
Maximum: 3 times a day

Change your phone and computer backgrounds to the picture of Varg. I wish I was joking, but I went from twice a day to once a week. The power of memes is incredible.

Sometimes I think it'd be really cool if you could do it on command. Like just to get it over with. I dunno, it'd be neat for a few times but probably wouldn't be a great time most of the time. But like just walk into thr bathroom, whip your dick out and hands free jizz, then go back to your desk.

>naw m8 just took a leak

ya gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing, ok?
keep the rhythm below the belt

this scene deserved an oscar

>that one time where I jerked off to completion 5 times in two hours and had my dick feeling raw for a week afterwards
>now I can at best go twice a day

>Hook up regularly
>Always able to perform
>Jerk off 3 times a day, even once or twice if I have sex
>Have no guilt about it
>Sometimes go a week without it just to make sure I can

Masturbation and sex are completely different. The craving for sex can only be satisfied by sex.

I really like to ejaculate in women.

twice a day, minimum

Once or twice a week now that I realized how unhealthy it was to do it every day

Sounds pretty gay m8

If I don't manage to do anything all day. Usually on the weekends I end up jerking off at least 8 times in a day. Highest I went was orgasms on a single boner and 18 times in a day.
Somebody help.

Once every 2 days. I have low blood flow though so if I fap every day it is hard to get it up so I don't.

How do I learn to love myself Sup Forums?

it's the one thing stopping me from getting a gf, I get female attention and I'm decent enough looking but I just never let them get close because I hate myself and get into the idea that 'they'd be better off without me and probably deserve better'.

I'm incapable of being happy with who I am for whatever reason

I want to stop completely, but i had to jerk off once in 3 or 4 days so my balls won't feel like it's going to explode. I completely quit porn and anything arousing, though. so when i have to do it, i do it quick in the bath, it became a routine.

>itt: low test faggots

I jerk off at least three times a day AND fuck my hot gf every day also. My balls are literally the size of raisins when im done for the night.

same here.
tring to quit porn

And what about masturbation prevents that from happening?

I once masturbated 13 times in a day just to see if I could
but now it's 3 times a day tops

Twice a week. I just don't have much time anymore, when I come home from work I just want to play videogames and browse Sup Forums.

I was talking about self control.
Just the idea about ejaculating in makes me lose control.

Fucking degenerate.

At least my orgasms are really fucking strong when I do fap

>He thinks having no self control means you're high test

This is what instant gratification does to a society.

3 times a day at leas..

About 4 times a day.

Once per hour

Daily.

No because my dick isn't bent like a banana.

About once a day. It helps me get to sleep.

Projectiles fall in an arc you mong.

only when i smoke weed or do amphetamine. i don't get horny sober anymore. i guess it's the ssri medication

Same, do it once every day or two. Sometimes I like to wait a couple days so it feels better though.

My sex drive is as high as it was when I was 16 a decade ago. Even fucking my girlfriend every day isn't enough to sate my needs. It's kind of awful actually.

It depends, some days just once, some other days I masturbate 8 times, sometimes I do it 3 or 4 times in about 2 hours. It is weird for me to go over 2 days without masturbating, it happens mostly when I go on a family vacation or something.

Sometimes I wake up with a boner that won't go away unless I come, then if I'm alone doing nothing I'm doing it again before noon, then again at 4-5pm then again before going to bed. I try to limit my porn consumption and haven't developed any "weird" fetishes until now. Haven't had any issues with my girlfriends either but I realized sex is not that great physically for me. The build up and the arousing is fantastic, but orgasms are not that special 2bh.

so? fapping is better

>be 12
>taking a shower
>'membering scenes from the hidden dvd porn movie
>they always shoot some white liquid
>masterbate furiosly for the first time like them
>cum buckets
>finally became a man

>bought 4 Adderall pills off of some college student to help me study for test week when i was in 11th grade
>didn't really know how many to take so i took 2 at first but nothing happened an hour later i took the other 2 pills
>big mistake
>30 minutes later my heart is pounding like a meth addict on his dealers door at 3 o clock in the morning
>can't focus on anything but my fucking chest >decide to break out the laptop and go on m-less to jerk off to calm my nerves
> hopefully my chest would relax and my blood pressure goes down after i blow my load
>literally spend 27 hours staying up jerking off, at this point it's just about finishing
>finally bust a huge load all over my stomach looking looking like a was just gang banged by a turkish army of glazed donuts
>at this point my dick is just dead to the world and wants to live its days as a hermit, legit fucking hurts whenever i take a piss for the next few days after
>just say fuck studying, wash up and pass out
>fall asleep and wek up monday morning, legit feel asleep for an entire day
> my parents laughed at me thinking i was so tired from studying that i slept for an entire day
>if they only knew my shame
still was able to get a few Bs and an A on my scores

I am a virgin but I got it down to such a science I can't imagine the orgasms could get any better. Then its just the ego part I guess. I like to pace myself and do about once a day, none of this 30 times a week stuff like a few.

I'd don't jerk off, I cum inside fresh Asian pussy every day.

>implying I'm a filthy animal

then why did you respond you silly goose?

>13 years old
>watching some blind date TV reality show
>for some reason I find out that pulling my underwear down, laying on my tummy and humping a shag carpet with my shota boner out feels kinda good
>do this while watching some giant titted 10/10 take off her top in a hot tub
>don't even care about the blurred censoring
>feel something funny and ticklish in my weewee
>jizz all over the shag carpet
>do this again while reading Archie comics for days afterwards

I was a weird kid

Usually once a week
The only thing I want to jerk off to lately is omegle girls

>edging
>five minutes
Pick one

wtf i hate nofap now