ITT : Lyrics that made you go "Damn..."

ITT : Lyrics that made you go "Damn..."
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>I just needed some time alone with my own thoughts
>got treasures in my mind but couldnt open up my own vault

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>Keep it 300
>Like the Romans

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"I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Like damn thats really true

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>BLUBLUBLUBLUBLU HOT HEAD BLUBLUBLUBLUBLU
I still think about this

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>Row Row Row Your Boat
>Gently Down the Stream
>Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily
>LIFE IS BUT A DREAM

Damn

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Haven't laughed so hard at anything in at least 3 days, well done.

>ashes ashes we all fall down

FUCK

real talk, why do people think the 300=CCC=cool, calm, and collected theory is far-fetched and ridiculous?

it unironically makes a lot of sense

It's a hilariously perfect example of Kanye fans in denial and utterly desperate to prove that their role model isn't, for the most part, empty-headed and shit at lyrics

How could a man as quotable as Kanye West be a shit lyricist?

He's quotable BECAUSE of his shit lyrics. They mock his stupidity. It's all Facebook-tier garbage.

The thing is I'm not really a lyrics guy as I'm more of a fan when an artist has a personality, and every line Kanye raps is pure Kanye and I can respect that. His lyrics just ooze the fact he does what he wants, regardless of how stupid or asinine they can be. If they stick with me, they must be worth something. Now wake up nigga, wake up.

>have you ever had sex with a pharaoh aaaaaaaaaa put the pussy in a sarcophagus
>good

Honestly man, what the fuck is he supposed to rap about? What would please you? Are his dumb lyrics even an issue when the music is so good?

Go swing in the tongue of a giant, Merlin. You deserve to have your cabin ravaged by trolls. There's nothing unique or esoteric about Kanye. He can't conjure huts from the whiskers of trolls. He can't write hieroglyphics out of water and transform them into clothes. He can't levitate a lamp and dribble it as if it were a basketball. He's just a boring person who tries to act like an artist in order to feel special about his boring life. Unfortunately, he fails miserably, because he comes off as a narcissistic, vile human being with no sense of kindness nor decency.

MAYONAISE COLORED BENZ, I PUSH MIRACLE WHIP$$$$$$$

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I really like my interpretation of this line
>Ruse of metacarpi
>Caveat emptor
>To all that enter here

from Lollipop:
> Don't worry why my wrists got so freeze?
> Tell her, "Girl, like Doritos, that's not yo cheese"
> Tell her friends, "Like Fritos, I'm tryin' to la."
tfw Kanye stole the fucking doritos cheetos and fritos line

That's unironically a great line, though

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kek

>This thing is slowly taking me apart
>Grey would be the color, if I had a heart

damn...

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>I was born like this, since one like this, immaculate conception
>I transform like this, perform like this, was Yeshua new weapon

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>people think that someone who is as autistic about perfecting his music, who goes and gets lawsuits filed against him just to get a bit of a song on his album because it fits, would let something so obvious over his head
get fuckin real

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL