*starts war*

[Grayson Hill]

*starts war*

[Evan Gutierrez]

>absolutely fucking destroys your army

[Jason Allen]

also FUCK g*rmany

[Ryan Martinez]

*loses*

[Angel Cooper]

Why do you hate us, my Germanic brother? :(

[Leo Murphy]

I am of no hatings

[Hudson Myers]

*cucks the allies*

[Dominic Cruz]

*trades with them secretly*

[Dominic Lee]

*capitulates without joining war*

[Gabriel Scott]

thanks for starting the war that made my country a superpower

[Adam Rodriguez]

one of my favourite, if not The favourite, figure of XX century. What a shame that turks have shitted on his legacy with Erdogay's referendum. Sad!

[Adrian Flores]

Thanks for rebuilding

[Robert Thomas]

>secretly

[Grayson Parker]

>On 15 May 1940, one day after the bombing of Rotterdam, the Dutch forces surrendered. The Dutch government and the royal family escaped and went into exile in London.
*capitulates without joining war*

[Ryder Hill]

ftfy

[Julian Brooks]

...

[Cooper Smith]

it was a secret for the allies, kek

[Hunter Rogers]

>be considered as "untermenschen"
>literally hunter nazi scum

[Leo Martin]

*cycles to the frontlines*

[Jaxson Cook]

*gets reparations*

[Logan Turner]

*betrays country and religion*

[Jayden Martinez]

*singlehandedly defeats you*

[John Turner]

*gets money from you afterwards and never says thanks*

[Ryan Williams]

>lost world war
>and next world war
>was destroyed
>have GDP per capita better than France or UK

[Joseph Morris]

*Pretends to be a safe country on internet*