HEY ALAN MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

>HEY ALAN MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

>HEY ALAN, I USED A CONDOM LAST NIGHT LMAO
*laugh track*

HEY ALAN

>HEY ALAN, YOUR SON IS FAT LMAO

2 and a half men was comfy as fuck

>HEY ALAN, YOUR MOM'S A SLUT

>that episode where Charlie fears he's caught AIDS

Really prescient

DUDE ALIMONY LMAO

>No dad that's stupid old people stuff
>Oh come on Jake I'm sure you'd love it
>GAY
>audience explodes into ecstasy

Do this one now

>DUDE KRAMER STOP JUST WALKING IN HERE LIKE WOW

HEY KRAMER GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

>Eyy, guy come here
>yeah?
>ever seen a donkey show?
>HEY KRAMER GET OUT MY APARTMENT
>uh ho, too late!
>*Black Guy music"

DUDE BLACK PEOPLE LMAO

DUDE WOOKIES LMAO

DI DU DU DU DU

DU DUDUDU DU DU

DU-DU DU DU DUU

HE'S A NIGGER

>LET'S MAKE SOME METH BITCH LOL

>JERRY, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR MATTRESS

DUDE CASUAL SEX LMAO

DUDE I'M TRAPPED ON THIS ISLAND LMAO

DUDE PRISON RAPE LMAO

DUDE STAY GOLD LMAO

>HEY I'M ALAN AND I'M A DOCTOR
>LOL NO YOU'RE NOT

jery get ipad

DUDE GOT SUCKED INTO A LIVING HELL FOR 20 YEARS WITHOUT HELP

>she was a good friend

I AINT CLEANING THAT OUT HAHA

What the fuck, he has the legs of a 13 year old

Do this one

>Hey Joe, go beat the shit outta that old lady over there
>Do it or you lose!

DUDE SILLY JOKES BUT NOW SOMEONE DIED LMAO

DUDE EAGLE LMAO

>hey Quinn paint your face black and walk up to those black dudes or you lose lol

>LOL DAYDREAMING DUDE LMAO

>I wonder what it's like to be something that isn't me, like maybe a toothbrush because fuck you that's why
*Cut to JD swimming in a mouth in a cheap toothbrush costume
>HEY [GIRLS NAME] STOP BEING SO GOSH DARN TOOTY FRUITY, RUMMY TUMMY WISHY WASHY DIDDLE SILLY
*walks away quickly
Slick base line

DUDE ON A BREAK LMAO

Look at those fucking stick legs. Looks like little hot dogs dangling from his body.

>Q, get that guy to hold your cock!

DUDE LUPUS LMAO

i don't even need to go find and image

>j-j-just die already l-lol

>That situation I'm in is making me nervous but it's actually trivial..... and now it's ok because friendship

DUDE COCAINE LMAO

GETTING YO KAWK SUCKED KID LMAO

...

>jessy get's in very bad situation
>walter saves him but also patronize him
>FUCK YOU MR WHITE FUCK YOU I HAVE NOW NEW FRIENDS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME BUT I WILL STILL BETRAY YOU
the second person in the series after Skyler who I hated the most

source lmao

DUDE EVERYONE IS GETTING CONNED LMAO

Walter was the biggest asshole in the series though.

He literally did nothing wrong.

>*laugh track*
*MEEEEEEEEEN*

he bullied Saul

this
plus he actually cared about jesse and could just kick him the fuck out when he started doing buisness with Obama

*camera flies over malibu beach*

Underrated

oh idk about that

...

Mike got what was coming to him
His own men wanted to betray him but he still wanted to let them live

ERES UN HIJO DE PUTA MALPARIDO LMAO

>his own men wanted to betray him
No, they were being paid and weren't going to talk as a result.

>ROSE WHY WONT YOU USE THE STAIRS
>*JUMPS FROM THE BALCONY* LMAOO
>OH YOU ROSE

>ALAN I TOOK YOUR HOUSE AND I NEED MORE OF YOUR MONEY BUT YOU NEED TO TAKE MOST CARE OF JAKE
>OKAY

DUDE CARTEL CALI LMAO

>CHARLIE I'M A USELESS SACK OF SHIT BUT RESPECT ME AND MY BOWL
>OKAY

>HEY ALAN WATCH ME DO COCAINE

>hey [insert female name] i hate your very existence

>HEY BERTA COULD YOU CLEAN THIS
>LOL NO I HAVE ______ WITH MY WHITE TRASH FAMILY

he killed his gf

HEY ALAN YOUR SON IS A FAT RETARD AND WE ARE DOING A SHIT JOB OF RAISING HIM LMAO

the most accurate portrayal of a divorce victim in all of television to be honest

someone do this

DUDE BANANA STAND LMAO

lol no

someone actually saw this? poor guy

DUUDE MOTHER ISSUES LMAO

gee Aunt Diane

not him but he did kill his girlfriend
she rolled over onto her back as a result of his physical actions and proceeded to die

DUDE IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M SAYING SOMETHING GAY LMAO

We're back after a decade! Remember that episode!?!? See ya in 2020!

Didn't Charlie get murdered by his stalker ex?

This. Especially the earlier episodes where it was just Charlie learning how to live life with Jake in the house. Lots of wasted character development as the show aged.

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR MATRESS?!

DUDE I HATE MY LIFE BUT THE HUSTLE NEVER ENDS LOL

Dude, I'm the guy from Sliders, I got a new show

Google Image search

"Best guess: Female"

Thanks, Patriarchy.

damn, this show was fucking terrible!

I'm going to misunderstand what you said and will give you no time to clear up the confusion!

DUDE, dare I say it because I cannot believe this hasn't been posted yet, WEED LMAO

Dude, 1000 completely on-the-nose gags that every will praise if there's a continuing storyline between episodes!

...

If you look hard enough you can sort of pinpoint the time charlie sheen started taking antiretroviral drugs for his HIV during the show.

His mannerisms, facial features and eyes slowly started changing towards the end of the show right before that whole tirade towards chuck lorre. I thought it was the coke but it wasn't.

DUDE
*leans back*
LMAO

DUDE THE NATIONAL GUARD ALL DIED OUT BUT WE SURVIVED NO NEED TO EXPLAIN

>Hey Sally, I rather let your surgeon friend operate on my brain than to hear another word come out of your mouth

DUDE I'M LIKE GAY BUT NOT REALLY

>those legs

Jesus Christ

here is some shitty OC i made, 4u

ctrl+f "legs"
3 matches

kek, pretty accurate

don't skip leg day, kids

Killing Mike was wrong, other than that he did nothing wrong.

>look at me,I'm a huge pothead
>blah blah weed jokes

I like him tho

Why was Berta allowed to work for Charlie while being so useless? Can any lorefags tell me the canon reason?