SHIT THAT HAPPENS IN CINEMA THREAD

>be 15 yo me
>go to some weak ass drama movie with friends
>smoke a bucket before movie
>high as hell in the cinema
>at the end the main character is dying
>most of cinema are girls currently crying and sobing
>scene is very sad
>we look at each other
>suddenly we bursted with laughter
>it so loud
>I want to stop but I can't
>all the girls are looking at us with disgust
>movie ends
>proceed to exit with staring looks everywhere
>shout out loudly good that he zdechł
>zdechł means to die in polish but more like for an animal
>the audience is even more buttblasted
>don't give a fuck and go eat some pierogi
your turn anons

BOGGED

Who are these guys? Give me a quick rundown

they are the wachowski brothers they directed the Pill Movie

no, they're the main actors from The Sopranos series

hero we all deserve

Can someone give me the rundown on this guy(s)?

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Youre a cunt

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Guys this is an cinema experience thread pls no offtop ok thank u

>at cinema
>watching BvS
>two guy nearby talks about the movie
>"hey guys, can you please stop talking?"
>they stop talking
>keep enjoying pure cinematography in complete silence

please someone give me a hastened overview

Quick rundown on them:

>Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>Control france with an iron fist
>Own castles and banks all over the world
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>Published theoretical physics papers in scientific journals over 200 years ahead of their time. Scientists are still unable to understand the complexities of their research.
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>Both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Saved Europe from destruction with a single phone call
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

implyng the bods don't run cinemas

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in a very non slow manner I kindly ask for a simple but sophisticated summary of those two unusual looking gentlemans

NIGGERS

>be 15
>go see first Resident Evil movie with a girl
>nobody in my country has seen anything like this movie ever before
>except me not being pleb already
>scene with zombie dogs
>Mila runs on the wall and kicks the remaining dog dead
>I am the only one to burst in to genuine laughter
>I've ruined the movie for everybody
>girl liked me so she started to see the shitty movie same way as me
>strangest thing - I've finally had sex with her 9 years later
>wasn't worth it, she got fatter and I stopped the sex before in the middle because she grossed me out

People are so cool when they're 13, you guys.....

>nobody in my country has seen anything like this movie ever before
where the fuck do you live?

>wasn't worth it, she got fatter and I stopped the sex before in the middle because she grossed me out
heh