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Scotland ed.

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>"CANADA JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND HOST THE GROUP OF ROME BUT COME BACK TO US WHEN PATRIOTS GET EVERYONE TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"

>"GLOBALIST "PEDO" "PIZZAGATE" CANADA, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. IT'S TIME FOR THE 1776 AWAKENING"

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>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ALEX JONES NAKED INFILTRATING THE WHITE HOUSE UNDER GROUND TUNNELS SCREAMING ABOUT BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATIONS

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cue the 2nd amendment.

pls buy the fucking filters

anime

hi its me yuzu amanatsu

me

wish i was dead haha

9gag

feel like last nights valliums are dampening today's speed binge

Doner McGregor haha

No you don't lel

*punches you so hard in the stomach your spleen ruptures*

*spits on you as you roll around in foetal position*

mm?

oi mouth yank why dont you just get your herpes treated?

OI MISTAH PROIME MINISTA

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ANNNDDDAAAY

NEED her to dominate me

that was uncalled for

had hives for 3 months now

you mean they don't wear underwear with those things?

require a latex gf

had phimosis for 3 months now

>DUDE SUICIDE MEIRL LMAO XDDD
Fuck off

>mouth yank
Is this how I am to be immortalized?

wish I was a cat so I do fuck all all day and not get guilt tripped for it

to me, mouth yank is the yank who posted a sad cat and told us about how his mouth wound kept re-opening

have a new pic of her prepping a hotdog

aye mates
whats the good word

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dont tell janman

post it

might want to get that seen too

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Someone should follow the fucking rules

probs the same geezer

need a cock shopped in pronto

STILL cannot believe that the former Prime Minister of New Zealand's name is pronounced "David Longie" rather than "David Lah-n-j" (rhymes with flange.)

How does "Lange" = "Longie"?

You just KNOW

vowels are all messed up in kiwi

Obvious fake, there is no room for the buttplug

need to get dressed an go down to the barbers. cbf imbh

few lads coming round mine to watch the footy later

٩( 'ω' )و

midland metro's coming to edgbaston lads
the midland engines chugs along

new zealand > australia

so poor i cut my own hair this week

looks like utter shit, grade 4 all over

dental plan

>hating on BASED highlanders
as expected from fr**ce

You can always buzz it if you've JUSTed yourself

can I come?

Loved "I'll do anything" by them

just not a fan of jap kids, hate em actually

simple as

Jesus thats weird

what booze and/or drugs you bringing?

mutuelle dentaire

my dad gives himself a 0 every new and then

Wiz Khalifa

>when the driver goes past your stop

might get some charlie in

no you

I got 1 bottle of black absinthe from spain and 1 tab of acid. oh yeah and some salted caramel cornettos (iceland)

he trying to kill everyone? what a bellend

So bored

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wtf? chinks are mental.

top kek

m...moar.....

chinese are fucked

remember that little girl getting attacked by some loony and people just stood around and watched

>please let this be a normal field trip

>with the frizz?
>NO WAY!

Wish I was born in a third world shithole but earned a western wage, I'd love to go and live in some cheap place like Colombia or Thailand, but it'd never be home

Why the FUCK does the UK have to be so expensive
Why the FUCK do wages have to be so low, it's fucking atrocious

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this was it

chilling

>mum said it's my turn now

contemplating a second cuppa (coffee)

Sounds like you just want to go somewhere to nonce

wish I was never born

you cant smoke no black and milds and be a fan of me

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I've seen all kinds of horrors on the internet in the last ten years. 9/10 of them are from China.

Dropping a cheeky deucer

Wish you were never born

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how much to rent a nice apartment in a low-tier city in Russia?

ah, china

>Why the FUCK does the UK have to be so expensive
>Why the FUCK do wages have to be so low, it's fucking atrocious
because fuck you
pull up your bootstraps :^)

Imagine how uncomfortable this would be

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Thanks lad

dangerous and down right stupid

more lads less slags

>run my own business
>want to live in a cheaper country but don't earn enough to send my kid/s to international school

the worst feel

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>nearly every post has 1 reply and no more
truly a thought provoking and selfless general
*reports it and leaves*

no it isn't
be quiet

>tfw last three years brits have won SOTY at the grammys
nothing personnel yanks
bring it home for us in 2018 ed

What the fuck. British are so stupid who the fuck says "aye" like a goddamn pirate. How do you even pronounce that? -AY-YE-? Why not just spell "ay" if the letters aren't useful take them out it can save you so much time by taking away pointless letters.

You fucking idiot. You think you're better than me? You're not; your english is like a towel for wet pussies, it's astonishing how goddamn fast you can dry a wet pussy within two miles of your vocal chords. The only reason we date your women is we feel sorry for their lack of dental insurance/teeth they are also slightly less cunty than American women which are garbage but still easy to fuck (unless you speak British you fucking faggots).

Fuck you.

Not the best album but still good

around 250$ where i live, but i guess you could find a better apartment in a smaller city for 150

eat up fatty lol

American on vacation here.
Stayed in London for a few days and then York. Now I'm in Scotland.
Scotland is way better. English people are autistic, annoying and there was way too many pakis.
Also what's up with the streets in England? There was so much cigbutts, litter and chewing gum everywhere. Have a bit of dignity. Your women are disgusting and fat. Scottish women are so much better.
Edinburgh is the most beautiful place I have ever saw. Scots have better architecture and their cities are prettier. Also the nature is 100 times better, Englands nature can be found anywhere
I am dissapointed. Makes me wonder that when you say you hate Scotland on here that you are jealous
If I could live anywhere it'd be here.
Sort yourselves out England. York was good but London was shit.
Where should I go next?

no it isn't
be quiet

WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE ME

stop yank stop