What are some movies to lose my virginity to?

What are some movies to lose my virginity to?

I remember seeing this pic on this site when I was like 14 thinking 20 was so far away so I was safe.
>21 year old virgin
Being a 30 year old virgin doesn't even seem comically improbable anymore.

None.

Don't give up user, we all believe in you, you just have to try a little bit harder

25 here

120 Days of Sodom or Grave of the fireflies

>this is what normies actually believe
I actually focused on studying in school instead of trying to fuck bitches

Wizard here. Not even confident enough to buy a whore. But I do covertly record female friends in the bathroom, so I've got that going for me.

DELETE THIS THREAD NOW.

>Wizard here

>falling for the study hard meme
you'll forget all that crap anyway.

>male virginity

>Not even confident enough to buy a whore
This, I've got so much money too, I could buy a really good one.

>covertly record female friends in the bathroom
share pls

Lost it to Fantasia 2000 on a grill's basement couch. The entire thing took less time than the Rhapsody in Blue scene.

what the fuck is wrong with you losers

I didn't lose my virginity until I came to college, and now I'm only a junior and I've already fucked 28 girls.

here's a hint: get off this janky website and start actually talking to women like they're people. it fucking works. believe it or not, women want to have sex just as much as men do.

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I would feel bad for any whore I paid to fuck me. I need to get in better shape before I hire a prostitute. I'm a 34 year old wizard myself.

At least I will have a good job

Fuck off chad

great comeback there boyo, you sure got me

I'll be thinking about that sick dank burn next time I eat pussy, just for you

Got you beat, famalam. Out of shape (though not obese) and a tiny dick.

>what the fuck is wrong with you losers
lots of things you can't even imagine

autist virgin detected

Hire a prostitute, dipshit. I'll never understand people like you.

I'm not even a chad. I'm straight up 7/10, glasses, pretty damn skinny and pretty much look like a nerd. receding hairline too.

all you need is confidence and charm. make friends and then make out with them. the rest is ez.

Not him but here is some good shit I found on m-less
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>what the fuck is wrong with you losers
I'm just really quiet and reserved. I'm not even shy, but people think I'm boring or something I guess.

I'll be a 21 y/old virgin in 6 days, you're not alone breh. Well, except when it comes to women

La La Land/Her if you want a normie girl to fall in love with you
Drive if you want to slowly work an arm round her shoulder and go about it the right way
Boogie Nights if you just wanna fuck and watch something decent leading up to it

28 here, lost it at 24. Have had steady gf's and fuck buddies since then. Fear of rejection is what kept me at 'tfw no gf'. Once I quit caring so much and met a girl I was absolutely crazy for (at the time) I was able to overcome that shit. If you like someone let them know, they might like you back and the worst you'll get is a kind but firm 'no' or maybe an 'ew gross' if you ask out a bitch. Both negative outcomes are easilly EASILY survivable unless you're a weak willed pussy.

It's true what they say about women, they do care more about personality than guys do. And by personality I mean confidence. And by confidence I mean being secure in your person, job and hobbies. Money doesn't hurt either. Because let's face it, the reality of the dating world is that women want someone who is strong enough to protect them and savvy enough to provide for them and any children down the line (even if she says she doesn't want kids, the motivation for securing resources is still there).


Or just hire a prostitute/escort.

Can you become a backwards Wizard? I had a girlfriend in high school but now i'm 30 and haven't been laid in 10 years.

Am I the only one who just doesn't fucking care? I just have no interest on women and I have other interest on focus on, it's not like losing my virginity will somehow make me a better person
And since I'm Christian I won't sink low enough to buy a whore

yes just not with you faggot

>what the fuck is wrong with you losers
I have pearly whites on my penis, can't let women see them, I'm fucked.

If you haven't had sex in a year you become a born again virgin

listen pal

you have value and you are worthwhile no matter what. you are enough! you're not boring, people just want to get to know you. :3

Sounds like you're asexual.

>tfw fell for the female meme when I was 14

Normie masterrace. I came down a girls throat last night shit was so cash

Then you're a loser for not losing it until college, idk why you're bragging. I lost my virginity when I was 14, and fucked girls in their prime, enjoy your washed up and used pussy fag.

No I definitely am not
I once suffered from porn addiction

At least post the full
>Tfw 19 yr virgin

>I have pearly whites on my penis
what did he mean by this?
not meming I swear.

>pearly whites

what the fuck

what does that even mean cause when I think "pearly whites" i think teeth

user does your dick bite

You can do it, dude. It's not impossible.

Is it really normal for most men to lose virinity before 20? I find it hard to believe.

in that case you're lying, and it actually bothers you a lot

it's okay user, just talk to girls about it I'm sure they're interested.

I think he's talking about smegma

24 year virgin in 3 months

most men aren't basement dwelling NEETS who shitpost on manchurian candidate forums.

There's never anything to fucking talk about. I start dozing off about a minute after a conversation starts.

Google it.

I think he's talking about those tiny white bumps beneath the head. Most guys have them I'm pretty sure.

No I just don't care about real women, they don't even make good friends.

You're wrong.

Its fucking normal dude.
>they don't even make good friends.
They actually do. Call me gay or whatever but I love my women friends.

Smegma can be cleaned up. Herpes maybe? I know he's a virgin but maybe his mom was a massive whore with an equally massive horde of herps, that then got passed on during birth because the only pussy this user's dick has touched is his mom's during birth?

>hire prostitute at 23 to lose virginity
>be 27, have fucked about 20 women

>all paid for in one way or the other
>Still can't get laid with the women I actually go out with

Sex and dating have become totally different things for me

>Its fucking normal dude.
No it isn't.

oh look this is the classic "just b urself" shitpost to give some self-confidence to the losers
2/10

>Pearly penile papules are also normal. They are very small bumps, the same colour as your skin, but with a pearly appearance. They usually appear around the glans (head) of the penis in a row.

Fordyce spots? I've got them on my shaft and scroat, but under the head? that sounds nasty.

Kys, faggot.

Is that why people on pol are always mad?

>tfw good at sex and I give my girlfriends big cums

Just be yourself and the rest will follow

Where do you sex your gf to give her cums???

Once. I have seen it with five different girls, always ends up in sex.

Thank me later

I got laid after watching The Lego Movie.

No, people on Sup Forums tend to be filled with INTPs who see things rationally instead of "muh feelings". Call it autism if you will, if you follow the paterns of the world and the most recent history you can only come to one conclusion.

too close to home?
Just googled it, I feel for you user. Sounds gross.
>Just be yourself and the rest will follow
This, but I'd like to add; IN PUBLIC. Go to where women are, talk to them and before too long you should run into a woman who's picking up what you're putting down.

underrated post

www.imdb.com/title/tt0907657/

Lost mine with 20 after years of thinking I will die a virgin. Since then I've slept with 5 different girls on multiple occasions. Never give up mate!