THR: Nicole Kidman in Talks to Join 'Aquaman' (Exclusive)

Aquamans Mum

hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/nicole-kidman-talks-join-aquaman-970652

>Nicole Kidman

Gal Gadot on suicide watch

Holy fuck what's this bitch doing in capeshit

She's like 90 in Hollywood years

Did they add vampires to Aquaman?

another career suicider...
sad!

Nicole Kidman's still hot, what's your damage. Looks better than 90% of the other women in the DCEU that's for damn sure.

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>Aquamans Mum

So Nicole Kidman will get SAMOANED

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I was expecting that to be a man

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP XD
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literally too much ass

this. nicole kidman would never be in capeshit

Recommend some Prime Kidman kinos, brehs.

eyes wide shut

the interpeter

I can never have too much Kidman ass. I want it all to myself right now!

dead calm
>that pants ripping scene

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Dead Calm. It also has Sam Neil which is always a plus.

Can we all agree that the idea of Aquaman, a man who can breath underwater and control marine life, as an effective hero is fucking retarded? I'm pretty sure even Family Guy made a crack about it. His jurisdiction is the ocean and aquaria. And aside from his lack of offensive capabilities, all you'd need to do to kill him would be to get a really big boat. That's it. You get a big boat, drop some dynamite near him, and he's done. I can't comprehend how a big budget picture would be possible, how they could even formulate a plot. I mean the guy's limitation is land, where every person except house boat owners fucking live. I just don't get it. It's beyond retarded.

Tell me your thoughts!

To Die For.
Birth
Dogville

Can we all agree that the idea of Black Panther, a man who is King of an advanced first world african country, as an effective hero is fucking retarded? I'm pretty sure even Family Guy made a crack about it. His jurisdiction is the jungle and dessert. And aside from his lack of offensive capabilities, all you'd need to do to kill him would be to get a really big mayonaise. That's it. Y
Tell me your thoughts!

What is that, an ass for Ireland?

Yes I agree—!

it's the thinking man's ass

thinking about what?

>To Die For
great cast. i'd dare to call it kino.

71% of the earth is covered with water THATS HIS DOMAIN
>/kevinsmithoff

An ass for anyone with taste before niggers ruined everything in mid 2000s
Not even black girls used to have what are now considered big butts

>I'm pretty sure even Family Guy made a crack about it.

Whoa
How will Aquaman ever recover?

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Yes, and how many people live on that 71%? That's like saying your a rich land owner because you own 100,000 acres in Siberia, where literally nobody goes. The point of having a superpower is to go out and save people, not have them serendipitously need your help in your neighborhood.

My point wasn't that FG's making fun of him totally validates my argument, or even has critical merit. My point was that even writers for a teen targeting cartoon could see that the idea of Aquaman is simply silly. Just like how even kids could tell that the Avatar The Last Airbender was retarded.

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