Give a human pointy ears

>give a human pointy ears
>call it a different race

>give a human a radically different phenotype
>call it the same race

>2 eyes, 2 nostrils, 1 mouth, 2 ears, 10 fingers, 2 legs, penis/vagina, etc etc etc
>alien race

>Cow tools
>Cow stool
>Tools look like they're made of shit

>have slutty neck
>give humanity boners

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Well Spock was supposed to have red skin as well, but on black and white TVs it made him look black.

But the first episode was in color

>tfw no vulcan gf
;_;

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>every alien species in humanoid
>some half assed excuse of an ancient race blowing their load into the cosmos

>give a human a shade of brown
>call it a different race

what's the alternative?

>make alien race non humanoid
>waah they were unrelatable/uncanny valley

TV Budget.

Many people still had black and white tv's though. I know that's hard for you to imagine

I have a feeling the new Star Trek is going to be complete garbage.

Earth was lucky as fuck meeting the Vulcans first. That's like an easy spawn.

hire a prosthetic expert

did you even watch ENT?

Vulcans were cunts who held us back at every turn

Fucking Andorans would have been the GOAT first contact

and indoctrinate us with their nonsense of FOUR genders? I think not

This,the pointy ears shit it's too overused at this point.

>did you even watch ENT?
Have you?

Andorians betrayed Archer on many occasions. Yeah the Vulcans held back technology, but the only time they were betrayed by them is the tyrannical Vulcan leader (with Romulan connections) plot. Earth was really being a gimmie d'at expecting the Vulcans to give all the tech they developed.

Don't forget the dorky haircut that makes Moe Howard look dignified in comparison.

yeah almost like they wanted us to develop naturally without interference.

wait..

>give human blue skin
>give human blue hair
>give human red eyes
>call it a different race
rinse and repeat with whatever colours you want and you have 80% of the sentient species in Star Wars

>Andorians
Don't you mean midichlorians?

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this guy is canon now

>Give a human gigantic ears
>Give a human giant tubes coming off its head
>Give a human ridges on its forehead
>Give a human balls on is chin


Call em aliums