Is this accurate?

Is this accurate?

No.

We've never conquered Canada nor did we take Alaska from them.

No

Here ya go

Scotland is a lot more like California or actually Washington. Its a far left-wing nanny state that loves Multiculturalism cause they are still mostly white.

england is america
scotland is canada
wales is texas
northern ireland is alabama
ireland is california

This makes more sense but it's still not accurate.

Texas men don't wear skirts or vote pro-EU senpai.

As a Texan, I'm OK with this.

>wales is texas
Why?

I'd say Pennsylvania or West Virginia suits us.

Scotland is California

shouldnt scotland rather be maybe like, I dunno, california in that analogy?

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No, we bought Alaska from the Russians you dumb cuck. Plus Alaska is way better than that Irish shithole.

Why are we Germany

I kinda wanted to be the Netherlands tbqh

Why is Colombia Ireland? Colombia is more successful than Venezuela and Ireland is less successful than UK

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>you will never be re colonized by her majesty

Britbros pls

this might be a good way to explain the US to aussies.

aussies: imagine if indonesia and new guinea shared your border and had no real water in between. imagine the problems.

Texas is a based red state, Scotland is full of liberal cucks desperate to fill their country with sandniggers. You couldn't have missed the mark harder if you tried.

>implying we aren't england
Comrade, have you heard of Toronto?

I always thought Argentina or Chile would be spain, senpai

There a only a few flaws in your map.
It sadly lacks tea. Tea is a man's drink. It gives you a third bollock.

Scotland is obviously Canada