He did it again

Messi impregnated his wife once again, if you know what I mean. Say hello to the Messi to come

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hello to the Messi to come

He literally did it again

Soon you'll have a full squad of Messis.

Sleeve tattoos look so stupid. When he's 70, he's going to wake up regretting those decisions every day.

I wish i was Messi

It's understandable

>that fucking blacked out leg
WHY

WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM MESSI

>sponsored by adidas (tm)

>Nothing personnel, kid

she's aging badly. those kids are ruining her physically

>tfw no Antonella gf

what the fuck

maru botana 2.0

how is woman impreganted?

>le cum inside man

you send girls dank memes then they get pregnant

kek

See

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>tfw Messi keeps getting his wife pregnant so he can still buy legos and not be judged

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

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Nah, most people have them

People without tattoos will be the weird ones in 40 years

I bet he unironically plays with his kids' toys

why does he look so confused
does he not recogniz his own dog?

he's thinken about sprite

that's a big dog

he can't figure out if the dog is photoshopped or not

>butterface.jpg

I'd impregnate his wife with my potent ameriseed if you catch my drift

>Malaysian tastes in women

She has a prettier face than any girl from your country, fuck off, you muslim chink frogposter

Yeah. It's a shame she's Argentinian.

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She is literally a black goddess, show us what you consider a hottie.

>fake grass in his backyard.
Absolutely disgusting

there is literally nothing wrong with being argentine

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>you will never EVER touch her face
Gonna jump off a building tbdesu

t. Argentine

h-how did you know

>tfw no Argie gf to call you boludo
just kill me now bros

It's for his autism
>no groundsman required to cut all the grass on his property
>no awkward exchanges with someone he doesn't want to talk to

As he watches his dog he is pondering wether there is a direct correlation between the homo sapiens' domestication of the dog thus its use as a hunting tool and the disparation of the neandertal man, starting point of a clear imbalance...the neandertals couldn't compete to feed themselves and starved or not.

Astute observation.

Go to Miami, the largest Argentine diaspora in the world lives there

t. falkland islander aka argentine

don't forget no loud noises that irritate and confuse him

Las Malvinas son británicas desu

yes, but they're Americanized. Women change when they come here culturally. It's not the same as having an Argie gf who grew up in her homeland with her cultural traditions desu

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Which is probably a better use of his time than pondering about baguettes and how many white flags you plan on waving this week.

delet

Rojo looks 13yo

I've always wondered about this pic, would they not have been able to get Messi to take part in this political message?

Does he even care? He's more Spanish than Argentine at this point.

heh..almost spiled it there kiddo

Worse than rabbits.

how do we know its his? how does he know its his?

she's beautiful and she knows it and his money is her money. Messi is a dimwitted mute. there is no doubt that she sleeps around.

Not everyone is as utterly undesirable as you, so stop projecting.

not everyone is a cuck, mr Cuck

>how does he know its his?
His other 2 kids look just like him, they already have those autistic eyes

Messi used to be cool when he was just another autistic pibe with long hair, now he embraces postmodernism and looks like another general trendy faggot

both his kids so far look a lot like him. not everyone is american

if it's a boy, what will he name it lads?

you're like a tramp telling a billionaire that he's poor.

Chad

Niño

people cheat, it's nature. back in my days I cheated and didn't have a care in the world. also nice projecting calling me undesirable. sorry you're fat and ugly

learn what cuck/cuckold means. if Messi is a cuck that would mean he WANTS her to sleep around and for him to watch. stupid fucking beaners I swear

Tidi

Messito

nounarchaic
1.
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
verb
1.
(of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.

>penis has never seen a vagina

he's fucked plenty of women. he doesn't like it though and you can bet he HATES himself for it.

he'd give away all his money and fame if only he could be straight

>learn what cuck/cuckold means. if Messi is a cuck that would mean he WANTS her to sleep around and for him to watch. stupid fucking beaners I swear
When the memeing too strong that people revise vocabulary

>it's nature
The nature of scumbags, maybe. Most people actually aren't, though you seem to be.

>learn what cuck/cuckold means. if Messi is a cuck that would mean he WANTS her to sleep around and for him to watch. stupid fucking beaners I swear
Lmao. Watch less porn and read more, idiot.

based

El chiqui

Cristiano.

user, we are all scumbags.

>von Wernich

that sounds german as fuck

does it really?

How large are Messiperro's cacas?

Sure, us sad fucks on Sup Forums. No reason to assume that someone that's actually successful is as well, not without any evidence of it.

I wonder why

well Argentina had something special with certain germans in the mid to late 40s if you know what I mean

Looks like average slag in Argentina

>actually successful
Wouldn't that mean they have more opportunity to cheat?

>el chileANO señores ajajajajajajajajajajaja

There is no way we have so many people with german heritage, 8% is too much

Well, unless you count the Jews, which I doubt they consider themselves from German heritage

But little incentive to actually do so. I mean, why would anyone deliberately jeopardise a good thing?

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Put me on the inevitable screencap.

>deliberately
Do people deliberate about cheating?