OFFICIAL CHICAGO BEARS @ BALTIMORE RAVENS GAMETHREAD

Step right up, to another Bears blowout loss. Alcohol compulsory.

Kickoff at 1:00PM EST (Noon CST) on Fox.

Ravens offense is garbage, we might win. Probably not though

This is the ideal quarterback. You may not like it but this is what peak elitness looks like.

>Cam says the darndest things
Riggle's actually funny for once.

why am I even watching this

LETS FUCKING GO BURRSSS

FEELS BEARS MAN

If you're a Cubs fan, you have 6 hours to kill.

If not, next Blackhawks game is Wednesday night.

Or maybe you're just a masochist just like a good chunk of us.

>brandon williams out
>carl davis out
howard & cohen gonna tears us a new one. with some rookie qb meme magic, feel like this one gonna be close

>Joe Flacker

>tfw still a Bears fan despite it all

Bros, loyalty is a good characteristic right? I'm a better person than the douchefuck friends I have who abandoned them for the packers or patriots right?

Then why does it fucking hurt so much?

Da burrs will finish 11-5 this season, have faith

>friends
sounds to me more like newfound enemies for life

There's no winning over it. The moment the team you follow gets good, you get labeled as a bandwagoner and most in retrospect don't give a fuck how long you've been a loyal fan.

Also sounds like you need new friends. But then again, at least you have some.

I actually half considered to delete my facebook just so I won't have to hear from them or see how happy they are when the packers or patriots win.

yay, time for flagball

holy shit that sideline reporter sperging out

>you can hear the fans screaming "let them play"
the NFL is going to die

>using faceberg
you should delete it anyways

>bears finally have a young golden boy where he will get tick tacky calls to keep him safe

I like this timeline

GREATEST ALLY

fucking refs

>dad married a Patriots fan
>divorced her and then married a much hotter, much younger Packers fan
>I know have to hear about it every time the Pats win or the Packers win or the Bears lose

No one is safe, not even our own families

If I was da burrs I would check down to Cohen every play desu

>who abandoned them for the packers or patriots right?

Go away larping packer fan
Of all the years to complain about fairweather fans, this is the exact wrong year to pretend

*I now have to hear about it

i havent been able to watch in two weeks because I'm not going to permafuck my sleep schedule over the Bears...are teams even trying to defend the pass against the Bears? this is literally an 11 man front

>these bears wr's

any decent free agents available?

Do what you must. Sometimes being deliberately miserable is not the best idea. To be honest, fuck social media.

If you're who I think you are, then you know how watching the White Sox can be so taxing (shit, we've had this conservation before if that's the case). Not watching a team for a brief period is not going to have others questioning your loyalty to a team.

>3rd and 10
>slide after 4 yards

It ain't a LARP. This shit happened for real and it sucks.

>there are two flags that will offset but here is a surprise roughing the passer thqt wasnt mentioned before

It’s the ravens playing a rookie qb at home. I’m surprised they’re not fire blitzing every down.

>Mitch Scrubinksy

hahaha no

Outside of Marshall being traded to Chicago, I can't even remember a time where a big name WR that wasn't washed up signed willingly to come to Chicago.

>that southwest commercial
appropriate that they're playing it during a bears game

Curious, how old are you? How often do you use FB?

They saw the bears drafted a shiny new QB and decided to jump ship?
Yeah, ok

well our offensive line is fucking godly, that is pretty apparent.

>not knowing based Ed Hochuli is the Bears greatest ally.

Bears havent had greatest ally in years

As long as Joe flacless can play elite foosball, Balt might actually w
in.

...

Some activate user's life alert, hes stroking out.

One jumped ship to the packers back in the 2010 NFCCG after calling cutler a quitter.
he got rewarded with a superbowl.

The other jumped ship to the pats after they won the SB.

And finally another jumped ship after they traded away the draft picks to move up to get Trubisky. I remember he ranted so hard that day about how dumb Pace was and that he swore that he would never watch the bears ever again.

29, every now and then.

Any one else only have facebook for shitposting? Thats all I use it for. Ditto for linkedin

he's fallen and he can't get up

>he plays with a chip on his shoulder

this game is going to be miserable

>linkedin professional profile
>shitposting
Either really dumb or really really dumb

DA BEARS

shitposting on linkedin seems like a bad idea

Be honest, how many hours south of chicago do you live?

Do you drive a pickup truck?

...

.2
no

Okay I chuckled.

If it's a fake profile, fuck it.

who do you even find to bait on linkedin?

bots

what planet was Trubisky trying to throw to? tell me that was intentional because Gentry was triple covered.

Mainly my boss or people from other contractors who annoy me.

He was throwing it away to not take a sack

>3rd and 23
>no penalties have caused this

sims is trash. the fact that shaheen cant see the field is....distressing.

He was throwing to another timeline where he has elite receivers

AMERICAN SPORTS ARE GAY

What the fuck is bellamy doing?

This

Lol wat

its 2017 homophobia is not allowed

>elite
nigga i'd just take a guy who'd be average in div I ncaaf

:(

STOP BEING SO GAY THEN

>no flag
What

Puerto Ricans arent American, can we stop these gay commercials?

im literally shaking here
arent you euros supposed to be progressive

Ireland isn't Europe my friend

To be fair, nobody ever calls a flag on incidental contact
I cant really tell if he slipped or what

So Baltimore gets called for roughing passer, Chicago gets no call after attempting to tackle returner who fc it...

>Rodgers is kill

>rodgers ded

YES YES YES

>tfw no Bug Howard

honestly if you're going to throw the flag on that late hit on the QB you've got to throw the flag there

>Rodgers ded
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>nobody ever calls incidental contact

RIP in peace Rodgers

Based Vikes

>attempting
that was a p weak attempt

granted its the Bears, so even I wouldnt rule out such a pathetic effort if he was making an effort.

Baltimore Ravens?

More like Baltimore Penalties

>rodgers ded
lel

ey you see NGNLZ yet?

ffs all these fucking penalties

>Rodgers dead

People run into fair catch calls all the time and it never gets called. Even sometimes to the point they pull up their tackle and hug them. It never gets called

gotta be happy with Bears D

is fuller good now?

>Rodgers is kill
So long gay bowser

Read the synopsis. I need to get my ass back to watching stuff again. I still have shows I started that I haven't finished that started airing in the spring.

Kek

rodgers isn't even gonna miss a game. if he does it'll be two weeks max. dont get your hopes up.

Ireland is ultra-Catholic, they're not on board with progressive stuff. And in the protestant part of the island, Northern Ireland, you're even allowed to own a handgun for self-defense.

you need to be watch DB Super.

munn curse says otherwise

He is old, you cant take blows to your shoulder like that