ITT: Blue Pilled Fictional Characters

>has a boner for jazz and "art"
>possibly a closet homosexual
>demands more pay from a shit job
>thinks the rich are greedy
>thinks he's better than everyone else
>probably a jew

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DEFINITELY A JEW

>that crooked nose
OY GEVALT

Spongbob is the epitome of blue-pilled not Squidward.

this, spongetard is the goodest of goys

only redpilled character is gary.

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Sandy is pretty redpilled desu
>Texan
>lives completely self-sufficiently
>maintains her culture despite being about as far away from her homeland as possible
>altruistic, but will hand your ass to you if you get on her bad side
>has single-handedly saved Bikini Bottom from its own stupidity several times
>active in the scientific community

>Squidward
>Bluepilled

Did you even watch the show before shitposting?

Spongebob is a cuck he would work at the underwater McDonald as a fry cook for free

Digits confirm

He seems like the type who would be whining for a $15/hr minimum wage. Kind of justified though since (((Mr. Krabs))) probably pays him and Spongebob well below whatever the minimum wage in Bikini Bottom is.

>hating jazz
TRIGGERED

rly makes u think

Why doesn't squid ward quit fucking Patrick doesn't have a job and he is fine

Jazz is dead
just like disco and funk

>Not like jazz

Why don't you go back to your rap and appreciate what an "art form" that is.

It's a fucking kid show.

How is her refusing to integrate red pill? If that's red pill than sand monkeys are all red pill

....and?

He's always happy when he's fired too

Steven from steven universe.
1. He is completely incompetent and allways has to have on of the gems save his ass.
2. He is a male being the damsel in distress.
3. Show is worshiped by SJW pricks on Tumblr

Bikini Bottom "culture" is basically millenialism to the extreme though
Patrick is a NEET living on autismbucks. Squid thinks too highly of himself to stoop that low.

I like jazz, numb nuts.

>>possibly a closet homosexual

Well there's that one episode where him and krabs think Patrick is a girl, because he's dressed up like one, also going by the name Patricia. They basically compete for him/her/whatever

Sandmonkeys are pretty redpilled, desu. Their redpill is simply not our redpill.

>He is completely incompetent and allways has to have on of the gems save his ass.
>He is a male being the damsel in distress.
SOMEONE hasn't watched the show past the first season. He saves the gems's and Earth's ass numerous times.

>the president blue pilled
>uses a corpse so he can throw a chain off and fuck everyone else in the process
>kills innocents to get what he wants
nigga what?

Any character on a Matt Groening or Seth McFarlane show, besides American Dad.

This. There is no real redpilled character in the show and that is probably what makes it so good, because there isn't a voice of reason on any side of the political spectrum.

Let's rephrase it.

She's keeping true to Western Culture and civility by staying true to her Texan roots, and striving forth to bring her way of life to the unknown sea. (Unknown to land animals).

So in this sense, it's not her inability to integrate to this foreign culture, but rather her striving forth to bring good Ole Texan values to this primitive as fuck Sea dwellers.

Sandy is the American hero we need. She is red pilled for her intelligence and refusal to bow to these seaniggers, but to instead bring her culture to them.

Also Squilvia.

squidward is hitler and spongebob and mr krabs are jews