*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

"Just one more thing"

"I will ask to my wife later"

I kill myself at this point
It's the only way out

>You know, I'm not really up to date on this whole Sup Forums thing. Now, Mrs. Columbo she's a big memer. She knows all of them, always going on at home about being a big guy for me. I don't understand any of it though, I'll have to ask her about it once I get home

Poirot>colombo
also he was btfo by alzheimer

"My wife loves ya, but... I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT IN THE WORKPLACE"

Just one more thing, sir... Earlier, you said that you were aboard a plane on the night of the murder, and you have the flight plan to prove it... and hmm the victim was shot but what doesn't add up is... you see, he was also on the flight plan, using another name... so tell me sir... just an idea, but if the killer was on that plane, why would he shoot the victim instead of simply, oh I don't know, throwing him out of the plane? This has really been bothering me...

Just... one more thing... you said it couldn't have been you, you're an orc. You wouldn't even be tolerated in any civilized city of men, but when the infighting within your group started you said "Meat's back on the menu, boys", correct? Now I can't but help to wonder... how would an orc, who has never set a foot in a restaurant know what a "menu" is.

*blocks columbos path*

FUCK OFF NAZI

why did he start smoking again after that episode where he quits

>it's you can tell who the murderer is because he spends a lot of time with Colombo and is rude to him episode

...

have you seen the series? we literally see the murder committed in the first 10 minutes

*regurgitates ocean of cum in demonic belly inan operasingerinstant . Wonders why all his clients think he's disgusting. That oneye always keepin check on't. Murderer in prison,columbo oiled up payed second visit. Fact.

Its really tough, man.

why start in the first place. Peer pressure?

Why do the murderers always sperg out?
Can't they see all he has is circumstantial evidence at best and no court would send them to prison?

Stress, I guess
You can tell who the murder is because they show it in the first 5 minute of every episode

Because Columbo is not about a bunch of quirky assholes dressed in designer getting criminals by enhancing pictures and hacking the mainframe with a visual basic GUI while quipping at each other, it's about this greasy looking manlet with a fake eye slowly chipping away at their alibi and using their actual sense of guilt to make them confess.

You try murdering someone and keeping a cool head with a cop poking around your business.

I think I'd go with

but you have to remember it

Are you pretending to be retarded right now?

The Spock episode was kino desu

im quoting clancy wiggum, you pleb
you shouldnt post on Sup Forums

It's honestly Columbos crazy fucked up wonky eye, It holds powers unbeknownst to mere mortals. Perhaps a truth lens of sorts..

I haven't watched The Simpsons in the past decade or so, and I didn't keep up with it when I did.

>when Columbo annoys you so much you would rather be in prison than have to deal with him again

pleb

Get a life plebiscite

There was that one episode when Columbo gives the murderer a bottle of wine after his confession, because he was a connoisseur and not too bad a guy.

>that episode with the deaf chess grandmaster
>still gets "just one more thing'd"

Colombo is a wizard.

That's a good one. Makes me want to try escargot.

You guys can't keep on getting away with this.

Columbo can a cool guy when the murderer isn't an asshole

Demon Columbo is really just a mirror, reflecting your image
Your guilt and anxiety
Your being a cunt or an ok dude