Let's Talk About Teddy Bridgewater

Soon it will be time for our savior to return.

shut the fuck up. I made a voodoo doll of that nigger. I sacrificed to the dark gods to cripple that incompetent weakling so he couldnt cripple the vikings for years and end up with a big contract for being the token black qb in the nfcn.
he processed the game at a glacial pace.
he was fucking garbage.
he was supposed to be a pocket passer with ice water in his veins.
instead he was a fucking nigger that panicked every time DB was within 10 yards of a WR and his chimpanzee brain tookover and he tucked da ball and ran from da po leece.

fuck vikings fans that even think wasting a roster spot on him was ever necessary. fuck you OP.

no, hes another shitty black qb. its too bad bradford is made of glass. maybe we can sign tebow before the packers do.

Don't even pretend like you weren't hyped when the Vikes won the North w/ Bridgewater under center. You're using this as an excuse to be anonymously racist. Fucking moron.

Hopefully you choke on your expired PBR you piece of garbage

just because he said nigger doesnt make him wrong you somali retard.

>Oh, that was his name.

>won the north because all the other teams were complete dog shit on defense and the vikings were firing on all cylinders on D despite teddy b never being anything other than a 3 and out game manager that couldnt make a 1st down or anything other than a screen pass to save his life

there you go

Bridgewater is a top 10 QB w/ ability to run for a first down when healthy. When is the last time the Vikings had that? If he wouldn't have broken his knee last year Vikings would have made playoffs. Injury threw them off their groove. Not like QBs are supposed to be elite right away, and before knee injury Bridgewater was on the cusp. I don't understand how you could possibly hate on this guy.

vilings were good bc of blair walsh dont kid yourself kid

vikings had a pretty bad o line and are stronger at receiver now

>Teddy cuckwater getting shitshamed by his woman

Teddy has more conference championships Bradford, Stafford, and Cutlet.

lol desu

you're worse than master of dubs

Thats not bad for his first two years

>Bridgewater is a top 10 qb
Rodgers
Brady
Brees
Smith
Burger
Stafford
Ryan
Rivers
Prescott
Watson
Wilson
Newton
Winston
Mariota
Why are vikings fans so dumb? He's not even a top 2 on his own team.

You're asking the wrong people; Minnesotans wouldn't know what a winner looks like, most of them weren't alive the last time one of their teams won anything

I thought the Vikes were letting his contract run out? His injuries seem like a big problem

I thought he died?

You sure you're not thinking of Bradford?

Bridgewater is not a good QB. He's a fucking distraction, as well. I'd really, really prefer we got rid of him.

Please... I don't want a black quarterback... I iust want a nice white one that can last for more than two years...

Teddy is a forced meme. No.

I'll admit that, as a Minnesotan, I'm frequently astonished at the stupidity of my fellow Vikings fans.

It's like ... stop trying to make Bridgewater happen. It's not going to happen.

So jealous of teams with great QBs and little drama. That's why the pack is so hated in MN, the confidant greatness under center, like -- even if the rest of the team is garbage, we got a shot. That's unthinkable to a Viking fan.

Teddy Bridgewater is a dog whistle for MN fans. If you like him, you're probably not racist. If you think he's garbage, you're a Trump-voting reactionary who jacks off to cuck porn.

>Teddy Bridgewater
>A Top 10 QB

You are a deeply challenged individual.

Setting aside your asinine "Top Ten" comment (which is so bewilderingly stupid it almost strikes me as a false flag), you do understand that Bridgewater's main attributes are 1) bad, generally, at passing 2) decent at scrambling but made of glass and every scramble is a huge gamble 3) the CEILING of this guy is optimized "Don't Fuck Up" mode. He will never -- ever -- be great.

lmao

>no dude I'm totally not racist I LOVE bridgewater
>yeah dude he's the best mediocre QB I've ever SEEN
>I like the way he dances and gives a little smile like it's all gonna b ok
>I like how he's on the social media
>like

I don't much care for the way you phrased that, but I agree with the general thrust of your argument.

I would be 100% on the Twin City Tebow hype train. Tebow to Thielen would be fucking lit

Bridgewater had next to nothing to do with the success of that vikes team
see

I agree completely with everything you just said.

>He's not even a top 2 on his own team

/thread

>born in wisconsin
>be packer fan
>live in Minnesota
>all my friends are vikings fans
>all my family are packer fans
>packers beat the vikings, don't hear a damn thing from us
>vikings beat the packers, facebook blows up and literally everyone posts about the vikings winning like it's the second coming of christ all the while trashing the Packers and laughing
I don't think I ever hated the vikings or bears, but God dammit do I despise vikings fans.

vikings fans able to be objective about their own team makes me have hope for us. lets all combine our efforts to get rid of the real problem.
this kike is what is killing the team. its always the jews holding us back lads.

Tricky Rick? I hadn't realized he was doing a poor job, honestly. I mean, lots of his picks do kinda wind up being duds, but that's true for every team.

Bridgewater is a bust. And as a bench rider he's a distraction. He should be out.

But what does that have to do with tricky rick?

I’d rather Minnesota settle for Teddy than make Bradford a top 10 paid QB. Sam Bradford is a bum.

>some bandwagoner cuck is surprised that fans are excited about their hometown team win

why are all Packers fans faggots?

he's been given too many chances. whiffing on 3 franchise qbs. unable to craft an offense. wasting multiple picks on the secondary that never improves.
WR's the cant run routes. O line was neglected.
A DECADE OF THIS. no gm gets a decade of chances after failing year after year. the panthers went to an owl and fired their gm 2 years later.

>top 10

>born in Wisconsin

I thought he could have been as good as wilson with enough time. But haven't paid enough attention to see how he developed.

.... you know what? You're right. Fuck him.

Can you imagine getting the next Carr or Dak

I think it has to do with recent memory. It was probably different back when the Pack consistently sucked and the vikes were consistently good, but the packers have had the vikes' number pretty consistently. I mean, the answer's resentment, man. Obviously. You get HoF QBs and win superbowls. Deep down inside what MN fans want is to be a great team, to be vindicated by a superbowl win, and to have a great QB. It's jealousy, dude. That's coming from a lifelong Vikes fan.

We're like the younger brother who does better in school than his older sibling, but still lives forever in his shadow because his brother happens to be a total chad.

If he was heading in that direction, he almost certainly isn't anymore.

As we speak the idiots on the vikings reddit are talking about how excited they are that Teddy will be starting again in week 7.

jesus god is this real?
2018 QB draft class is the best in a decade bruh. Lets just pray they fire that kike before he trades our 1st rounder for another story on his house.

In today's NFL it really, really is. Passing numbers are super inflated. This would have decent for a starter in 1978, not now.

Thanks for the first round pick Vikingsbro. Also thanks for eliminating our biggest threat this year

Oh man, I really hope that hyper autistic faggot comes back who posts literally every accolade Bridgewater ever won (including pop warner) then cries about his dead dad when he gets BTFO.

>Carr is playing like a bottom 10 QB
>Still better than Teddy because he can walk

They took the spiciest post in the thread down. :(

Exactly. I've never seen a fanbase so happy with mediocrity. Just totally resigned to it.

Oh, it's real. Longest they'll wait to put him in is after the bye, unless Keenum turns every game into the Tampa Bay Massacre. But since he's a middle of the road kinda bro, yeah, we'll be seeing Teddy soon :(

Why can't we just have one of those seasons where we mostly lose but do it in style and beat teams we're not supposed to beat and then trade up and take THE BEST QB in the 2018 draft? I mean, anything short of a playoff push will be worse than getting our franchise QB at long goddamn last.

Really makes me think

Teddy was on a team that won the division in his first full year as a qb. It not hard to see why he has fans even if hes not very good.

The only realistic choices the Vikings have at QB are Bridgewater and Keenum. Bradford is made of glass and will expect to get paid at the end of the season.