Does Britain now become the 51st state?

Fuck Puerto Rico. Let's make Britain the 51st state.

Pros:
>better trade
>speak same language
>no more queen n sheet
>pound is shit now, bongs get dollars
>instead of spain, can now go to Florida and retire like proper Americans
>Steaks in Britain are no longer shit.
>dentists now rich

Cons:
>Nowhere to deport John Oliver
>Have to find something to do with cuckland
>??

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HELL. NO.
this would make america even more of a liberal shit hole

Truth

Plus, we'd let a bunch of muslims in. No thanks.

Kill yourself.

Hold the fuck up, proper.

You want the land of the free to annex it's former colonial motherland? What?

What the fuck is going on?

Do we get guns?

Cons:
>curry stink everywhere.
No thank you.

Fuck that. Let's be best fucking buds, we don't need to bring in all those bulldog looking cunts, we have enough ugly women.

Let's take Alberta first and if that works see about Wales + England sans London.

If we didn't do India, we wouldn't have your special spice for kfc, secret hint, it's not an African recipe.

An anglo union should at least be considered.

followed by genocide of shitskins of course.

you get the unalienable rights to them. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

I very much those reptilian british people.

>Implying KFC is anything better than wet shit in a bucket
Not even a top 3 fast food chicken joint senpai

We have enough inbreds and government worship already, thanks.

since you'd be guaranteed them by the constitution, yeah; you'd get your rights to own guns back

I don't know why you'd be so willing to join the US though, if your question is anything to go by

This is indeed some weird shit

What's the rules on tanks? Parkings becoming an inconvenience, plus I can't see through this mosque, yet.

You needed it for special labour ;-)
Gimme dat chicken

WHY

Britain just voted to LEAVE a bloated union, why would it join a different one?

Pajeet you are too obvious. Kindly go find the nearest real English person to type your next scathing comeback.

so long as your vehicle is 'road legal,' you can drive them on the street

Technically a BTR or STYKR tank could be driven on the streets, so long as they have a license plate I presume

>escape a confederacy
>join a superstate

Right, this makes sense.

You're actually allowed to own artillery of unlimited size, but anything over 37mm has an absurd $200 fee per shell. This insanity is due to the National Firearms Act, aka the thing that half of /k/ would kill their own mothers to repeal. An amendment to it also banned machine guns in 1986.

Kindly find the nearest white person to scrape my comeback out of.

As long as you park your tank in the back of the parking lot and take up as few parking places as possible, I don't think there is an issue.

I am unsure of what to do about your mosque issue since I've never seen one personally in the US.

Hughes amendment. It banned all machine guns made after 1986 from being registered for civilian ownership. Was also illegally passed, thanks Regan.

Republicans will never again win an election if they join

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

The Declaration of Independence was made to cut all ties with Great Britain. Why would we want anything to do with them again.

More importantly, why would our former owners want to become owned by us?

You niggas aren't forgetting they burned down our white house once, right?

Apart from in cities they aren't proper ones, mainly run down corner shops or pubs that have gone out of business, they do seem to put metal grating on the windows for some reason so they look a bit like jails. But then again, that's where you keep terrorists so makes sense on that end.

That was over 200 years ago you mong. Not one of those people are alive anymore.

Lets make one more thing about this movie become real

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americathon

Europe 2030

Did you see what it looked like before they burned it? Did us a damn favor.

That's all I'm saying.

THEY BURNED DOWN OUR GOVERNMENT,, KILLED OUR CIVILIANS, AND WITHOUT MERCY INVADED OUR HOMELAND AND PILLAGED OUR PEOPLE

Fuck those fucking redcoats.

NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION MOTHERFUCKER

Time to add them. You have forgiveness in your heart, right user?

"THEY" ARE ALL DEAD.

D E A D. DECEASED. PASSED AWAY. EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO DID THOSE THINGS HAS EXPIRED, KICKED THE BUCKET, GONE ON, CEASED TO BE.

Are you fucking North Korean or something? Do you hold the crimes of the parents against two generations of children? The fuck is wrong with you?

>You have forgiveness in your heart, right user?


Let me think about that

Last I checked the British government is still alive and kicking and they never once formally apologized for 1812.

Didn't we declare war?

.t a butthurt faggot on the same level as american niggers still crying about the past

Nigga large caliber shells are only considered destructive devices if they contain 1/4 oz or more explosive compounds.

>they

They are all dead, you ignorant shitcock. Why should people who didn't wrong you apologize?

Fucking SJW moron.

Thanks for the Python quote.

Just a heads up: Brits whinge a lot. If there's one stereotype that Brits get its that they complain and whinge a shit ton.

FUCK NO!

London is pretty much New Islamabad

Wasn't that girl on blacked?

A

dubs say britain dies

Any Brit wish to confirm this?

Well looks like they live...

But how about the driver?

:^)

fuck dubs im going for trips

david cameron gets shot

post 7900000 says great britain ceases to exist as a country by 2030 and dissolves into ireland

GREAT BRITAIN

CEASES
TO
EXIST

Can confirm bullshit. The only time a Brit complains is if someone pushes in the queue or when people try to dictate to us. That kangaroo poster is probably some chink trying to cause trouble between bros. Same as this faggot , he's not a real square jawed Yankee, he's a Jew plant trying to cause trouble too, he'll say that online, but wouldn't 1v1 me.

Great Britain will fall

KILL DAVID Caameron

Your really bad at this aren't you?

Fuck me

Great Britain seasoned egg salads. 20% off, prices will fall. Kills at every Cambridge party.

Why so serious?