Tropes you can't stand

>two characters have intense conversation
>main character turns to walk out door
>other guy: "oh, and Steve?"
>Steve turns
>(((pause)))
>other guy: "thanks"

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why is the pause jewish?

Bad guy with heart of gold.

Sup Forums please leave

>phone rings
>HELLO?
>oh hi mom, yes i'm fine.
>hangs up

>give me your badge
>and your gun
>and your other badge
>ans your other gun

>GIVE ME TEN MINUTES
>YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS

>luckily he didn't ask me for my glove compartment BIGGER gun.

>guy crashes plane
>he is 5'11

>two characters walking together
>first character out of the blue says a single word
>second character: "what?"
>first character repeats single word, then explains what he meant by it

>Shit time for plan B
>What's plan B?
>RUUUUUUUUUUN

>time travel element plot introduced
>people/group travel through time
>they're all sprawled out on the ground after landing
>getting up, someone asks "where are we?"
>faggot in glasses puts on his shittingest eatingest grin
>"don't you mean...WHEN are we?"

>Shit time for plan B
>That was plan B!

Name one (1) movie

>people having a conversation
>someone just goes on and on for uninterrupted sentences without any comment form the other

Name a SINGLE movie that has ever done this. I dare you.

>husband get's just one bite of the full breakfast eggs/pancakes plate and immediately get's up
>"But you didn’t eat anything!"
>"Can't, I'm in a hurry."
>grabs the cup of coffee and storms out

Who the fuck does that?
You either shove all that up inside you in a minute or you don't eat at all if you are in such a hurry.

but he did say it was a shit time for plan b

Caddyshack

>people having a conversation
>they don't stutter and jumble their words together
dropped

>In a restaurant
>Take a single bite
>"Alright, gotta run hun"
>Leaves without paying

Community did it

>Group of adventurers walk enter
>Guards tell them to leave their weapons at the door
>One guy stands there for 10 minutes pulling daggers out of his rectum

Community

Dr Who

Westworld

>3 flicks that were all doing it ironically
OK thanks user

>"SHOOT ME! SHOOT MEEE! C'MON JUST DO IT ALREADY SHOOT ME!"
>other character never shoots

this isn't a guessing game

relevant
youtube.com/watch?v=5cUNU8GkMso

>guy late to work... grabs coat and jogs out to car passing wife..
>wife "Honey... forget something"? raises up his brown paper lunch bag
>man stops, and jogging in place he 180s and goes back to grab his lunch, then turns back to go to car
>Wife "Honey...." raises up bus breifcase
>Man turns back around same way grabs briefcase and turns back towards car...
>Wife "Honey...!"
>Man stops, turns around looking confused "what?"
>wife points to her cheek..."forget something?"
>man smiles, shakes head... jogs back up to wife, pecks her in the cheek in a rough and playful way.
>wife half-startled and feigning annoyance "bug bye sweet-heart."

I knew pause was fucking Jewish

Buddy, "((this))", doesn't only mean Jewish in greentext you fucking idiot

no, generally for da joos you use three brackets, as follows:
(((you)))

>we're actually quite alike, you and I
>I'm nothing like you!

implying this isn't the dream of dreams

>neutral leaning towards morally ambiguous side character resolves to reluctantly help the protagonist towards the end of the film
>"what the hell, its not like i have anything better to do"

No, not at all you fuckwit. Are you new?

>Sup Forums thinks they own brackets

please guys, that's enough
try to stay on topic with the board

Save your energy, theres no discussing anything with a Sup Forumstard. They're all insecure children that don't know how to defend anything they say. They cover up any dissent with WELL UR WRONG KEK LEL

>when you are an hour into revving up fryers and he gives you this look

That motherfucking bass drop they've been using in action movie trailers for the past 6+ years.

>DUH NUH DUH DUH NUH
>PITCH INCREASES
>EXPLOSION
>BASS DROP *BRRRRUUUUUAAAHHUUUU*
>FADE TO BLACK
>"I'm slowly becoming retarded"
>BANG EXPLOSION WITH HIGH PITCHED VIOLINS AND LOUD DRUMS AND QUICK CUTS OF ACTION SCENES

Not to mention that fucking *BROOOOOOUUUUUUU* sound that War of the Worlds made popular.

>that fucking *BROOOOOOUUUUUUU* sound

kill me

>Trailer starts with a single piano note.

I dont go to the theatre anymore because of that.

>throws rocks against bedroom window to get their attention

Kek

That's only for all the nostalgiafag shit.

>REEE NOSTALGIA IS BAD

>ugly and shy guy always wins the best girl

>an important moment in the plot happens
>main characters discusse it not immiediately after but few scenes later while doing some random shit like driving a car

>walks or rides bike in the middle of the fucking street

It's pretty bad when a movie series from the 80's gets turned into one 5+ movie franchise with 0 substance.

Which film are you even talking about?

>ugly and shy guy
>is actually the best looking actor in cast just with glasses

>ugly and shy girl in the book
>fricking model in the movie
Carrie

GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN

>CGI kids movie
>Movie ends with a dance scene
>Cuts to the evil character in jail/his lair dancing along

>throws rocks at bedroom window
>breaks the window
>"oh shit"
>runs away

check the filename

Harry Potter

Has this happened in a film yet?

No, only in flicks and movies at best.

not sure. if it has, it was probably some indie romance comedy garbage.

>Kids in a movie
>No, moooom
>Yes, mooom
>Mooooom you are embarassing me!
>Stop it dad! I don't like that anymore!
>It was funny when I was young but not now!

...

Kek

At this moment, Star Wars, Ghostbusters and Terminator.

Checked

Alright, I'm calling dibs on this one. No one else put this in your script.

timeline

>protagonists are fighting bad man on top of a building
>protagonist 2 gets almost knocked off the building, holding onto the ledge
>as he's about to fall the other protagonist leaps and grabs him just in time, but now he is grabbing onto the ledge

...

>you better take a look at this

I do hate this new trope of the female protagonist needing to claim in one way or another that she isn't some "damsel in distress" and that she can take care of herself.

I fucking hate:

>It's -insert city- all over again!
>Don't you talk about -insert city-


Also all the con lingo.

>What's the setup?
>I was thinking saskatoon skedaddle
>Too simple,we need something like philly flim flam combined with confused turk
>now we're talking!

>new
>at least once in every action movie for over 20 years
Silly boys.

>this gross over counting of strong female protagonists
>this delusion
Stay mad Men's Rights Activist faggot

>historical drama
>antagonist holds view that were widely accepted at the time, and wouldn't have been seen as out of the ordinary
>protagonist might as well be a modern day time traveller with how progressive he is

>You'll never get away with this
>I already have

>historical drama takes place in medieval times
>the clergy are the bad guys

>character is a scrappy underdog
>turns out his father or grandfather was the greatest whatever/he is destined to do it etc


Why can't a hero just be a random guy who happens to be heroic? I think I am trying to say that in movies,nothing is coincidence.

>Implying this wasn't a GOAT moment.

>Chase Scene
>Bad guy runs out to a car and drives off
>Protagonist runs out and finds a ferrari or similar car
>Throws guy out of driver seat. "I need to borrow this!"
>Speeds off to chase bad guy

...

bogandigits

every trailer with a woman sadly singing an old pop song with simple instrumentation or that goddamn drone

>huge guy grabs hero
>throws him instead of choking/breaking neck/killing him

>Sup Forums
>not being literally everywhere now
Dude, it's the current year.

I roll my eyes when this happens in games too.

>person A: "bad thing has occurred"
>person B: confused "bad thing has occurred?"
>...
>person B: outraged "BAD THING HAS OCCURRED"

egregious in the terminator series

You're so desperate.

Nothing you do still make this board leftist.
It will never work lol

>guy picks up and readies a handgun
>*CLICK, CHUCK, KA-CHICK, CLANG, CLICK, CHICK*

How about when their in the dance club and Sarah is on the ground and Arnold decides to reload his Uzi as opposed to jamming his arm through her heart.

nice try but fuck off

sincerely the entire board

Checked Gud 1

>Implying Sup Forums is not a Sup Forums colony

Oh my sweet summer child

>villain has captured the protagonist
>instead of killing him instantly, he puts together a complex machine or idea to kill him
>instead of watching him die, the villain leaves the room so the protagonist can escape the trap

t.every movie ever

>hilarious projection

cucks go home

Comedy movie commercial
>BLAH BLAH
>music stops
>punchline
FUCK OFF.