David Mitchell - "successful actor"
- fat ugly wife
- career already peaked
- probably lost touch with most of his old friends
Mark Corrigan - fictional "loser"
- on average two new sexual partners each year
- owns his flat, has investments
- varied and interesting social life with close friend Jeremy
who?
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His wife is actually reasonably attractive
Has Vicky lost that weight yet? She was hot as fuck before.
>t. Britbong
NO TURKEY?!
I bet her big bumcrack is really sweaty and stinky. Hnnnnnnnng
She scrubs up quite well when she presents stuff nowadays but ultimately, her best days are behind her.
He really Jezed it that time
He means that if you set realistic standards then she is average and not close to ugly. But I suppose when all you do is jerk off to anime girls your view gets distorted a bit
OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
Natural women are hot, user.
You'll get it when you grow up.
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>fat ugly wife
British
you just know she got KAMARAD
"What do you mean I'm too fat user?"
Its actually only ten to five. And you posted this at quarter past three.
i want those fat, jewish titties in my face
I can't imagine David Mitchell having sex. Are we sure the baby is his?
His wife is very attractive but you just know her prime years were spent riding every chad she could get her hands on.
That's a pretty unflattering photo plus baby weight
Coren is pretty tidy
no lad