Red pilling escorts

I'm bored in a hotel. Thinking of hiring an escort to watch 13 hours with me and school her on how horrible Clinton is.

or you could have sex with her

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Faggot

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keep us posted.

film it if you can

lol grow up

If your escort looks like, then that I'd fuck her as many times as I could

"thanks for coming. no you can keep your shirt on, let me tell you about white genocide"

Please do this. You could be the next "you have to eat all the eggs".

Can you really afford to pay an escort for 13 whole hours, though?

>just Sup Forums things

She'll agree to anything you tell her as long as you pay her.

I'm bored in a hotel too but I'm watching the A's game and fapping during commercials. Much cheaper.

photos of the escort please

I don't want std

>listen I'm paying you good money if you want to get paid you're going to have to watch this video about how the DIRTY FUCKING JEWS FAKED THE HOLOCAUST
>yes, it is a 12 hour video pay attention bitch or you're not getting paid

When autism has money

Fucking call her you faggot and keep us posted!

>one post

kek

Canadians....
Gay as usual

>not watching Trump rallies instead

i really really reall really really really really really really really really really really

Fucking faggots these days..

>I'm gunna red pill a hooker

Why would you want to do that? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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The only pill they know of is taken the morning after

KEK that would be a great movie.

this

god damn son she will nod her head to all the dumb shit you say and when you go to the bathroom to take a weewee she will call her pimp and walk out on your ass with the money you already payed her

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they give it to someone on twitch because they're showing some cleavage and pretending to give a fuck about them.

Cunty 4 midget

I knew a girl who ran web pages and booked appointments for hookers, all of the decent looking ones would say "no black guys" in their ads. Pretty sure hookers are already redpilled.

He could also fuck her at the same time.

Fucking homo

Lol what a queer.

Eww.

holy fuck please do this

YOU MAD MAN

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> he thinks hookers vote

Canadians comfirmed gay as fuck once again

Fucking
degenerate

So. Apparently not.

> Call escort
> Hello escort. I would like to watch a movie, care to join me?
> Sounds nice user
> Yes yes. Come to me hotel room. We will watch 13 hours. It's about why Hillary is bad. Also, I would like us to wear trump hats. But no contact. No touching.

Proceed to be yelled at.


Probably shouldn't have come called the latina looking one. I thought it was just a tan.

>not making her watch Triumph Of The Will

OP is reaching levels of faggotry we've never seen before

Queer

Didnt the kid in Catcher in the Rye do this and the woman freaked out and her pimp beat him up?

i don't understand, how is a escort different from a prostitute? how is having sex with them legal?

most of them charge extra for weird stuff.

The fuck would be the point in that?

he said he'd redpill her on clinton you corn cobbler

>Things that never happened

Look at this gaylord over here.

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It isn't. The terms are interchangeable.

It's not. They just advertise as "escorts" that spend time with you for money.

it's a date

ugh

are those nipple piercings?

uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

Is there going to be a test at the end? Written or oral?

technically escorts are just paid companions so OP can just watch a video and try to redpill one if he wants to

my first thought

then i realized that could be a movie title

wat is it op?

no holden was just lonely and wanted to have a genuine conversation
the hooker, younger than him i think, already had a mostly hardened heart

ive done this dozens of times. i call it Dick Philanthropy

>nipple bar
Into the trash.

But yeah, great idea, OP. Go for it.

Checked

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 and you made me particip8

god are all canadians like this?

Wow Canada, a little on the nose don't you think?!

You would basically show her the daddy she never had by giving her a political talk and another daddy in the form of Trump. I actually made several great friends from escort and current girlfriend was an escort I hired. We just got on in first twenty minutes.

Why would he lie? On the internet of all places!

I recognize that's Houraisan Kaguya despite the bad drawing. Am I right?

How is that possible? Do you have aids?

A FUCKING LEAF

>current girlfriend was an escort
what the fuck russia

burn down all canadas trees so they don't have an economy and no one from their will ever post again

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top kek

This. Who cares about a whore's opinion. And they don't fucking vote. I am 90% sure she won't know shit about Clinton or anything actually.

Japan thank you for putting things in perspective and the lulz

The OP is known as Mamibonita, for anyone interested. She isn't a whore.

If she was a whore, I would pay for her services. Jesus she is hot.

Almost certainly not

Why not both?

>They'll be a quiz afterwards.

Only if you record.

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If I made that post everyone would just call me a dumb-bum like they always do.

My whoring days are over. I'm ex Royal Navy. We shagged all women when our ship docked.
Whores are alright if you give them enough coin. They will shag like bunnies.

You'll settle down eventually and have a nice wife and kids.
But in the meantime sow your oats lad. Get your hole and fly the flag.

she would literally rather suck your half inch button dick than watch anything intellectually engaging. do you think she took the job for the cerebral stimulation? no, she has a shitty past she's trying to forget about by NOT thinking. and she probably doesn't even know when voting day is anyway.
by all means go ahead though, maybe she'll go on to redpill her johns in mid-coitus. make them renounce hillary before she'll let them cum. yeah. that will probably happen.

>88
confirmed, you're a fucking idiot

Shut up Joshua

That's illegal you vile fucker.

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It is a movie about the attacks on Benghazi, thus talking about Clinton

that is a good idea.

You should prepare an exam on the movie notes and tell her if she gets an A on the exam she gets an extra $200-$300. Then film it lol

Fuck off shitposter