Fathers day edition
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gonna buy some handcuffs
Some cute fluffy ones ?
gib us pics of maid outfit already
I thought the chilean and the argie broke up
not sure yet
noooo... people will repost it and I'll end up like the Russian
just spilled my spaghetti are the shopping centre
I don't repost my bf's smooth legs, you'll have nothing to worry about.
I also went to a shopping center, was kind of shitty. How did you sperg out this time?
other people aren't as dedicated to me as you are
>dedicated to me
I don't know what you mean
>out of food
>go to the store
>at self serve
>forgotten my card
>start sweating profusely
>walk away with the machine asking for monies
>literally shaking
Gonna have to drive across town from now on.
other people will post my pics...
Unsavory people will save the pics and repost them.
Oh I've done that but way worse, I lost my card when I was at the checkout and had to explain to the lady that I had to walk back to my flat and grab my wallet.
Then send them to me on steam...
I see, I wouldn't know because I'm a completely innocent angel.
noh
did you go back?
>I'm a completely innocent angel.
I'm sure you are.
>buy new phone charger for like $30 so I can talk to my father tomorrow
>doesn't work
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wow rude
Well I had to, they had all my groceries and shit.
ye. maybe someday
Just charge your phone from PC.
That's what I'm trying to do, I only have the USB - type-c adapter
I swear to god if I can't get this working I'm gonna curbstomp a cunt at noel lemming.
Saw this in the catalog.
kiwis btfo
At least we are near the top in something...
Well get to Number 1, one day.
All you have to do is believe.
pls no, I like kiwis
You know what they say... be the change you want in the world,
In all seriousness, suicide sucks and I'd rather you didn't off yourselves guys.
I would genuinely be sad if someone here an hero'd
Samesies.
Yay, work is over for another day
What DO you do for work actually?
I don't think I've ever asked.
Welcome back!
welcome back qt
>my phone turned on
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This is immensely good news my friends
idk you user but welcome back.
I've been thinking about you.
I've been thinking about you.
I've been thinking about you, oh yeah.
wtf stop that
You can't tell him what and what not to think.
I work in a café
It's good to be back
it's creepy
>tfw you will never serve me a cawfee whilst wearing a cute maid outfit
Fucking sales person at the door again.
You never know, he could be a nice handsome lad.
well so are you
but it's still weird
Wish my parents would stop embaressing me lads.
wore panties to class today
Can you at least take some photos of that then?
Just had a fresh steamed pork bun, it was really nice
How did it feel?
Were they your sisters ?
felt fucking great
hmm, maybe
no, they're mine
Souvlaki for dinner before work lads
I wish I knew that feel
go and buy yourself some
I don't think I could
why not qt
Buy some. If the cashier gives you a weird look say they're for your gf.
I think they would go extra well with your smooth legs...
I thought he stopped shaving his legs
No, much to my pleasure he did it again recently.
>tfw wasn't here
did he post pics?
He did, but I won't post them here because I value his privacy.
oh, that's ok
I bet he's qt
Oh it was very qt
when are you two going to meet up?
Who knows, both of us are understandably quite nervous about it...
yeah...
Too shy
I can barely order food without spazing out, I somehow don't think I could manage buying ladies underwear
Actually my legs got all irritated after I shaved them, so they're not too smooth and covered in red blotches
Just wax em then.
This It makes them a lot smoother too
I think I'll do that next time
>covered in red blotches
Yea that kinda happened to me when I had another go at it
You can probably buy some panties online and get them shipped discretely.
Kiwi user still not game enough to shave his privates ?
I've trimmed them, but I haven't full shaved then
>I've trimmed them
l-lewd
Auckland is the best city in the world
>head patting with a hat on
>have a lot of hair
>decide I should try trimming it, because I can't even see my dick through it
>forgot to put guard on hair trimmer
>end up like this
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Don't know about that, I've never been.
t. zhang
Shouldn't you be campaigning right now Bill?
Should start thinking about dinner I suppose.
What's for dinner laddie?
I hope you are eating well.
I want to shag my cousin
oh
Is he cute?
Might just cook sausages chips and eggs, because I can't be bothered.
It's a girl(female)
Brinner is always a good meal
Oh... that's a bit weird
Are you implying it's not weird if I want to fugg a guy?
It's cuter if it's with a guy
Why would that be weird?
Good morning. Got 0 sleep last night. Good way to start a day.
Why didn't you get any sleep qt?
Just laid in bed whole night without falling asleep. Guess I'm kind of broken.
Sounds horrible. Sleep is important.