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Fathers day edition

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gonna buy some handcuffs

Some cute fluffy ones ?

gib us pics of maid outfit already

I thought the chilean and the argie broke up

not sure yet

noooo... people will repost it and I'll end up like the Russian

just spilled my spaghetti are the shopping centre

I don't repost my bf's smooth legs, you'll have nothing to worry about.

I also went to a shopping center, was kind of shitty. How did you sperg out this time?

other people aren't as dedicated to me as you are

>dedicated to me
I don't know what you mean

>out of food
>go to the store
>at self serve
>forgotten my card
>start sweating profusely
>walk away with the machine asking for monies
>literally shaking
Gonna have to drive across town from now on.

other people will post my pics...

Unsavory people will save the pics and repost them.

Oh I've done that but way worse, I lost my card when I was at the checkout and had to explain to the lady that I had to walk back to my flat and grab my wallet.

Then send them to me on steam...

I see, I wouldn't know because I'm a completely innocent angel.

noh

did you go back?

>I'm a completely innocent angel.
I'm sure you are.

>buy new phone charger for like $30 so I can talk to my father tomorrow
>doesn't work
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


wow rude

Well I had to, they had all my groceries and shit.

ye. maybe someday

Just charge your phone from PC.

That's what I'm trying to do, I only have the USB - type-c adapter
I swear to god if I can't get this working I'm gonna curbstomp a cunt at noel lemming.

Saw this in the catalog.

kiwis btfo

At least we are near the top in something...

Well get to Number 1, one day.
All you have to do is believe.

pls no, I like kiwis

You know what they say... be the change you want in the world,

In all seriousness, suicide sucks and I'd rather you didn't off yourselves guys.

I would genuinely be sad if someone here an hero'd

Samesies.

Yay, work is over for another day

What DO you do for work actually?
I don't think I've ever asked.

Welcome back!

welcome back qt

>my phone turned on
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This is immensely good news my friends

idk you user but welcome back.

I've been thinking about you.
I've been thinking about you.
I've been thinking about you, oh yeah.

wtf stop that

You can't tell him what and what not to think.

I work in a café
It's good to be back

it's creepy

>tfw you will never serve me a cawfee whilst wearing a cute maid outfit

Fucking sales person at the door again.

You never know, he could be a nice handsome lad.

well so are you

but it's still weird

Wish my parents would stop embaressing me lads.

wore panties to class today

Can you at least take some photos of that then?

Just had a fresh steamed pork bun, it was really nice


How did it feel?

Were they your sisters ?

felt fucking great

hmm, maybe

no, they're mine

Souvlaki for dinner before work lads

I wish I knew that feel

go and buy yourself some

I don't think I could

why not qt

Buy some. If the cashier gives you a weird look say they're for your gf.

I think they would go extra well with your smooth legs...

I thought he stopped shaving his legs

No, much to my pleasure he did it again recently.

>tfw wasn't here
did he post pics?

He did, but I won't post them here because I value his privacy.

oh, that's ok

I bet he's qt

Oh it was very qt

when are you two going to meet up?

Who knows, both of us are understandably quite nervous about it...

youtube.com/watch?v=cPrzkkbxFeQ

youtu.be/tPTrIK0i7b4

yeah...

Too shy
I can barely order food without spazing out, I somehow don't think I could manage buying ladies underwear
Actually my legs got all irritated after I shaved them, so they're not too smooth and covered in red blotches

Just wax em then.

This It makes them a lot smoother too

m.youtube.com/watch?v=myJA9BcgB6Q

I think I'll do that next time

>covered in red blotches
Yea that kinda happened to me when I had another go at it

You can probably buy some panties online and get them shipped discretely.

Kiwi user still not game enough to shave his privates ?

I've trimmed them, but I haven't full shaved then

>I've trimmed them
l-lewd

Auckland is the best city in the world

>head patting with a hat on

>have a lot of hair
>decide I should try trimming it, because I can't even see my dick through it
>forgot to put guard on hair trimmer
>end up like this

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Don't know about that, I've never been.

t. zhang

Shouldn't you be campaigning right now Bill?

Should start thinking about dinner I suppose.

What's for dinner laddie?
I hope you are eating well.

I want to shag my cousin

oh

Is he cute?

Might just cook sausages chips and eggs, because I can't be bothered.

It's a girl(female)

Brinner is always a good meal

Oh... that's a bit weird

Are you implying it's not weird if I want to fugg a guy?

It's cuter if it's with a guy

Why would that be weird?

Good morning. Got 0 sleep last night. Good way to start a day.

Why didn't you get any sleep qt?

Just laid in bed whole night without falling asleep. Guess I'm kind of broken.

Sounds horrible. Sleep is important.