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METAL GEAR? Edition

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new thread when?

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misa

Osweiler BTFO once again

sup

don't have enough beers left.

imagine a world without paper

why do people easily become obsessed with me?

we're living in it.

What's this girl's name?

i just liked your post

>tfw

gook

It's going to be a few months until I have the money to see her again.
I'll just suffer until then.

image searched this and found it in 3 seconds

she's a whore that gets paid to fuck

Do you guys think I'm cool?

NEED a ginger gf

yea

tfw no girlfriend

yay!

need a gf with thicc eyebrows

I guess on the surface she is. But I know she's way more intricate than that, she had a great personality. I need to be with her.

you'll get over it man

normally my ex texts me a week after i tell her to fuck off, ready to send nudes.
it's been a month
i guess it's time for me to find a new squeeze

time for bed

need a gf with anything (except benis)

All I'm saying pretty baby
Lala love you don't mean maybe

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>But I know she's way more intricate than that, she had a great personality.
> females
> personality
pick one

>mfw low quality /cum/ posters

Oh hey, user, just checking out this funny pictures folder of yours.

I hope so but I doubt it. She was really special.

I know you're joking but you don't know what I feel until it actually happens to you.

Am I a good poster?

>Girl on facebook posts a bikini pic
>I comment and congratulate her by saying she is so brave.
>Shatter her self confidence she messages me saying "what did you mean by that"
>Act aloof and say "oh nothing, it's just your so confident"
>She keeps messaging me now and I keep being a prick and evading her questions by talking about myself
Take that slut

you only like her because she was nice to you and you probably have very little female interaction

enjoy

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anybody got that reddit pic of /r/commies planning to infiltrate Sup Forums

> willingly going to Sup Forums

You're wrong about that. I have had plenty of female interactions. But none like her she was something else. I've visited her several times and each was more intense than the last, there is honestly a connection between us.

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uh we are talking about a prostitute right?

>there is honestly a connection between us.
she's literally a professional at making guys like her and making connections with her. it's just a ruse. most guys fall in love with her. it's her business. it's how whores keep regular customers.

>willingly going to reddit

would you guys like me more if I was a teenage Japanese girl?

No there's a difference between a prostitute and an escort. Technically she isn't obligated to have sex with me. My heart just grows more fond of her.

i wouldn't like you no matter what

>teenage
>Japenese
>girl

all three of those things repulse me.

hello /r/communism

He's right

By that logic it's pointless to have a wife or a girlfriend.

Good thing I'm not

You could bring it up with her, and actually find out.
Maybe she enjoys you as a customer, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything, she might enjoy other costumers too.
If you didn't enjoy being with her, she wouldn't be doing her job right

watching one of the only anni mays I like

alright, ask her for a date without paying and that you want exclusive access to her if you do. unless you are okay with her keeping her job while dating her.

come back and tell us what happened.

icehouse went back to 5.5% abv
its actually drinkable again

LOVE National Parks

she'll fuck anyone for money you retard.

check em lol

Best part of North America tbqh

thats teddy roosevelt natl park in North Dakota btw

I have one thing to eat in house and I'm not going shopping tomorrow. So you all decide: do I cook a box of mac n cheese or buy fast food for lunch tomorrow?

which

I AM SO FUCKING LONELY I MISS MY BF

FLCL

Pull the trigger

You make a decent point I'm going to bring it up.

I am going to send her an email and talk it out with her. And personally I wouldn't mind if she kept doing what she did. I just want to be more intimate with her.

But that's not true. There's a pretty thorough screening process before doing anything. Even then sex isn't guaranteed. So quit replying like a fucking idiot.

I bumped the old thread to 310
This one is now legal

when whores do it, it's an affectation.it's easy for them because they're only with you an hour or so a week. be in a full time relationship with that person, and you'll see them in a whole new light.

real relationships have real trust and companionship, not just a mockery of it.

thanks for having our back, ally

>Footkr*ut
>anyone's ally

>his national park doesn't tear down borders and form a super international peace park

>watch pregnancy announcement and soldier homecoming videos
>now want to start a family

Too bad I'm a >ginger

Imagine a world where we use hemp instead of trees for paper

Yep. Spent the summer there in some old lady's ranch house out in the middle of nowhere. The house was on the national park property.

Non-whites unironically like ginger men

can you post a link to her site. I want to fuck her too.

I guess I can count myself lucky, because I love brown girls.

tfw asian and black girls like me more than white girls

thanks for having that flag, person

he has great taste in women

Lol so the guy fell in love with a whore?

I thought it was about a cashier or something.

>be in a full time relationship with that person, and you'll see them in a whole new light.

Malta is based

THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF

I see her for a weekend. Also why do you assume it's a mockery? What we have is legitimate.

Haha sure it's gofuckyourself.com

youtube.com/watch?v=FOvUqZDq9H0

NEED a ginger gf, do you have any sisters?

well good luck and I hope you find happiness.

you got a pic btw? -_-

>fair skin, eyes, and hair
>only ever complimented by non-whites

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Nope, otherwise I would know how to talk to girls

come on. all of these other guys are fucking her. what's one more? maybe I'll fall in loe with her too? we can post together here about what a great whore she is. come on, man.

woah nice

how did you like it? thoughts?
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kek

It is, people from there are pretty nice too. Refugees need to leave it alone.

miso