/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

clack is cool edition

lol I'm cool guys

Clack isn't cool.
You're dead to me.
We should set a travel ban not letting people like you back in.

sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time

Shall be filtering this clack character henceforth

Clack My Ass in Clackamas

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finna listen to abbey road, the only good beatles album

>clack
>cool

pick 1 (one)

If you use the name box you aren't cool.

>Why yes I listen to post rock.

you guys post too much o weekends

post a qt
I bet you can't break my nofap streak (I have yellow fever and like latinas btw)

If you don't admit that clack is cool, I will continue stealing all of the good digits.

Say it with me: "clack is cool"

>Post rock? not a fan

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ZZ Top is one of my all-time favorite bands. When I first heard them, I said, These people have got the power. And the roots are there. But they just kick butt.

whats your favorite band

AM DRUNJ

OPEN UP YO ME

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>post rock is for real music fans

>Neo-Nazis are reddit now

>post rock sounds like boring orchestra music to me

chvrches

I'm stealing them

why would you have a favorite band
that's something 13 year olds do

>post rock requires real class to understand you wouldn't understand

>meanwhile, in detroit

suck my dick

>Im an expert on post rock. Ive listened to them all: GYBE, tortoise, the list goes on and on

Open up your deepest darkest feelings to me that you agev bittl r up

my daughters love this band and they are 8. Parenting done right???

CLACK

damn...

>pretending to be drunk on the internet
sort yourself out

This gave me a new respect to Japanese culture. Would love to meet them some day, as I feel our dreams match a bit. Maybe I'm just over exaggerating.

If you had $300k to buy a house, where would you buy a property?

>After listening to many post rock albums I can concur that post rock is the superior genre and that nothing else can compare to the talent required to make it. I wouldn't expect somebody who hates rick and morty to understand.

Stip trolling me

I'm an adult

Open up to me

but I hate Reddit and morty, you troglodyte

this would be great to sample in vaporwave if it hasnt been already

ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man,” the guitar, the solo portion of that song, it's not simple, but it's minimal. It holds such a beauty, such a power.

>but I hate Reddit and morty, you troglodyte

marvin gardens

i enjoy these sound waves also know to as music thanks my fellow carbon based liforms also known as humans for making soundwaves.

why are autists screaming at each other over post rock and Rick and Morty?

whoever you're replying to i am also drunk
i always drink heaviily whenever it's reset night in gw 2 wvw

I would pay a healthy sum of money to have this fatass assassinated

LIFE

ONLY

HAS

AS

MUCU

MEANING

AS


TOU

GIVE IT

Why is there a namefag posting cartoon images.

It's me

Am drunker than thou

Tell
Me
Your
Severets

I haven't jacked off in 5 weeks

keep it up user
do you feel that its affected your life in anyway

so to avoid the feeling of nausea i stopped drinking anything with splenda in it or diet soft drinks (i used to do a vodka + crystal light lemonade mix)
now i just drink liquor with a few soda chasers that aren't "diet"

I feel invincible but it's a tradeoff

Had sex 4 times in the past two days!!

You will go where you have to go. You will see what needs to be seen. And you will hear things occasionally that make you feel glad to be alive and wonder at the beauty of being a human. This is one of those moments that vibrates through all the walls of time. Share the way this makes you feel with the ones you love. May every word you use be like a note that's played as in this song.

damn. word. Haha

Opinions on my OC?

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explain
I just started nofap and I'm already considering giving in

/cum/ no fap crew

cute post :3

Had 3 wet dreams tho

Not bad

Drunkitg redds too much

I have a slight buzz going. Afraid to drink more because I don't want to throw up

if you concentrate you can spell better
being drunk is no excuse for carelessness

Wish I had a teener of ice since we're all being honest

>Entry level
>5 years experience required

idk what a teener is if we're rly being honest

what are u drinkin

I'm playing vidya so I don't care to spelBetter than I am now

>what are u drinkin
5 dollar white wine. Idk what its called

Vamos mexico

as we're vice-posting, I'll mention I just grabbed another beer.

what kind of beer do you drink

pls send me pizza

I'm so hungry

Hamm's. cheapest stuff at the store closest to me. tenner for a 24 pack. tastes decent too.

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twice i mixed red wine with coke and it was delicious

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>not drunk at 3 am

NEED a Kanye bf

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who here /camelotunchained/

what are you drinking now

What are you drjnking /cum/?

a refreshing glass of milk

Just worked out. Hit 405 lbs on dead-lift. Feeling strong.

coke vanilla with some maker's mark whisky

well here it is
the most common thing to ruin my buzzes
sleepiness

gotta drink earlier desu

Read that as cameltoe unchained.

its the alcohol making me sleepy in the first place
Its only 1 am, I should be able to make it to 3 easy when sober

RIP Cara

you're a FOOL who's never played DAOC or any actual good MMO

Am experimetning to see my limit of drunkennrd tonight

Will cottespomd tommoroow

I'm going to get it out in the open right now. If you're reading this to find out who was the murderer, you're going to be disappointed. This isn't about who did the killings, it's about those who were killed. But if you want to try to connect the dots along the way, I can't stop you.

that could be true
that's why i like to drink while doing RvR in GW2

reminder that if you go horizontal too early you may induce nausea

are you drinking enough water to alleviate a possible hangover?

Never have never will

buds, is it gay to finger your butthole?