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/brit/ edition

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LOVE this image a lot

youtube.com/watch?v=Gfw4yxn_kPQ
TUNE

PRESIDENT
TOILET
BOG
FART

childhood is thinking this is a british general
adulthood is filtering every british flag

*does the bartman*

exemplary post

ZZ Top is one of my all-time favorite bands. When I first heard them, I said, these people have got the power. They just kick butt.

bogan hours are truly insufferable

stop making early threads you autists

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hmm

Go to bed

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whats a rorke

TRUST A WETBACK
SUFFER THE SETBACK

going for a driving lesson a 9 lads, hope I don't stall it and make the instructor put his head in his hands again lol

someone who loves fish eggs

ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man,” the guitar, the solo portion of that song, it's not simple, but it's minimal. It holds such a beauty, such a power.

don't stop
keep doing it until you get your license you're doing good lad

>WHOI YES HELLOW OI'M BRITI-

Just get a motorbike

but mummy said no

business idea: rorkey talky

>OI CUN'T I'M OZ-

proud fish roe lover (rorke)

>CUN'T

>motorbike
hello cuck

love large breasted women WITH a pretty face

yuzu

Explain your reasoning

*blocks your path (and nostrils)*

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should i get the new XCOM 2 expansion lads

everyone who rides on does literally look like a cuckold tbf

biker man overtook me

*rolls up beside you while driving*
*throws junk at you*
*you swerve out and crash*

*follows you home and beats you up because bikers are inherently tougher than car drivers*

why are so many places in the uk a shithole?
coventry, scunthorpe, the entire northeast and wales

that's an expensive fedora

WTF STOP

source?

FOB

how do you just shit on the floor in public?
can you not hold it til you get to the toilet
are you not wearing underwear

same in a lot of countries, trust me.

just got cucked by a biker lads what do i do?

*ignores your pathetic wailing and beats you unconscious with my helmet*

heh hope you learnt your lesson, pal

Only 1600 quid

90 a year insurance

pretty sure some don't have such a big difference, can't believe some parts of the uk are even the same country

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any literal child man in?

thats fake

pooed out last night's alcohol

really wish the israelis and palestinians could some day come together as one and utterly go to town on my bollocks

I can sort of understand if someone is really drunk or very ill and it just leaks out (though even plastered idk how you can shit yourself)
but I've personally seen adults who have crapped their pants, had it fall out and they just walk off pretending it didn't happen.

not here btw but back home when I worked in retail, I saw a guy poo on the floor in the furniture section then just walk off

*gives you a noogie*

pood out last night's alcohol

'nce

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i know what its from its still fake

hmm

Sounds like you're her. Have you moved countries because the embarrassment was unbearable?

fake

Have a theory that some western countries deliberately maintain a brutalised underclass living in squalor, from which to recruit effective fighting men and keep the flame of the empire burning. Hard lives make for hard men, and those are necessary to defend from invaders.

>fake

poo expert in the thread
I repeat a POO EXPERT IN THE THREAD

>i want to poo back and forth
youtube.com/watch?v=p34j0atQdJo

Turtle?

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poor people don't want to fight for 'their' country

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been pulling a prank on my mate rob aha

NEED a ginger gf

*headbutts you, absolutely fucking pulverizing your jaw into dust*

*sees you on the road next time and rams you off the road, killing you*
ta

flash2: wave: selling ginger gf 100k ea

na just me, phimo

*realize that's your hopeful imagination because I beat you so badly you can never walk again let alone drive*

STOP impersonating me

Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim friends.

*takes shirt off*

why are bikefags such delusional betas lmao

is it because they know they'll always be 2nd class citizens on the road

>steal teabags, plastic cutlery, milk and bogroll from work
>get to work early and throw my domestic rubbish into the bin there free of charge

I have truly mastered the art of the jew

something on your mind, lad?

im making a collage of all the australians who post here

so far i just have turtle and jordan knight

79004647
shocking!

me

wacky bruce you melon

>im making a collage of all the australians who post here
but those are the only flags that post in this general ???

nah look

theres nothing there

making as collage of all the contemptible molluscs who post here

How do I escape imageboards?

It's almost Christmas

wish i was black so i could make spastic arm and leg movements and be considered cool

forgetting someone mate

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ill start

the yank repost

If we knew that, we wouldn't be here.

*rubs your inner palm and slowly wiggles free your fingers to hold your hand*