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LOVE this image a lot
PRESIDENT
TOILET
BOG
FART
childhood is thinking this is a british general
adulthood is filtering every british flag
*does the bartman*
exemplary post
ZZ Top is one of my all-time favorite bands. When I first heard them, I said, these people have got the power. They just kick butt.
bogan hours are truly insufferable
stop making early threads you autists
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hmm
Go to bed
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whats a rorke
TRUST A WETBACK
SUFFER THE SETBACK
going for a driving lesson a 9 lads, hope I don't stall it and make the instructor put his head in his hands again lol
someone who loves fish eggs
ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man,” the guitar, the solo portion of that song, it's not simple, but it's minimal. It holds such a beauty, such a power.
don't stop
keep doing it until you get your license you're doing good lad
>WHOI YES HELLOW OI'M BRITI-
Just get a motorbike
but mummy said no
business idea: rorkey talky
>OI CUN'T I'M OZ-
proud fish roe lover (rorke)
>CUN'T
>motorbike
hello cuck
love large breasted women WITH a pretty face
yuzu
Explain your reasoning
*blocks your path (and nostrils)*
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should i get the new XCOM 2 expansion lads
everyone who rides on does literally look like a cuckold tbf
biker man overtook me
*rolls up beside you while driving*
*throws junk at you*
*you swerve out and crash*
*follows you home and beats you up because bikers are inherently tougher than car drivers*
why are so many places in the uk a shithole?
coventry, scunthorpe, the entire northeast and wales
that's an expensive fedora
WTF STOP
source?
FOB
how do you just shit on the floor in public?
can you not hold it til you get to the toilet
are you not wearing underwear
same in a lot of countries, trust me.
just got cucked by a biker lads what do i do?
*ignores your pathetic wailing and beats you unconscious with my helmet*
heh hope you learnt your lesson, pal
Only 1600 quid
90 a year insurance
pretty sure some don't have such a big difference, can't believe some parts of the uk are even the same country
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any literal child man in?
thats fake
pooed out last night's alcohol
really wish the israelis and palestinians could some day come together as one and utterly go to town on my bollocks
I can sort of understand if someone is really drunk or very ill and it just leaks out (though even plastered idk how you can shit yourself)
but I've personally seen adults who have crapped their pants, had it fall out and they just walk off pretending it didn't happen.
not here btw but back home when I worked in retail, I saw a guy poo on the floor in the furniture section then just walk off
*gives you a noogie*
pood out last night's alcohol
'nce
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i know what its from its still fake
hmm
Sounds like you're her. Have you moved countries because the embarrassment was unbearable?
fake
Have a theory that some western countries deliberately maintain a brutalised underclass living in squalor, from which to recruit effective fighting men and keep the flame of the empire burning. Hard lives make for hard men, and those are necessary to defend from invaders.
>fake
poo expert in the thread
I repeat a POO EXPERT IN THE THREAD
>i want to poo back and forth
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Turtle?
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poor people don't want to fight for 'their' country
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been pulling a prank on my mate rob aha
NEED a ginger gf
*headbutts you, absolutely fucking pulverizing your jaw into dust*
*sees you on the road next time and rams you off the road, killing you*
ta
flash2: wave: selling ginger gf 100k ea
na just me, phimo
*realize that's your hopeful imagination because I beat you so badly you can never walk again let alone drive*
STOP impersonating me
Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim friends.
*takes shirt off*
why are bikefags such delusional betas lmao
is it because they know they'll always be 2nd class citizens on the road
>steal teabags, plastic cutlery, milk and bogroll from work
>get to work early and throw my domestic rubbish into the bin there free of charge
I have truly mastered the art of the jew
something on your mind, lad?
im making a collage of all the australians who post here
so far i just have turtle and jordan knight
79004647
shocking!
me
wacky bruce you melon
>im making a collage of all the australians who post here
but those are the only flags that post in this general ???
nah look
theres nothing there
making as collage of all the contemptible molluscs who post here
How do I escape imageboards?
It's almost Christmas
wish i was black so i could make spastic arm and leg movements and be considered cool
forgetting someone mate
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ill start
the yank repost
If we knew that, we wouldn't be here.
*rubs your inner palm and slowly wiggles free your fingers to hold your hand*