/heem/: dark roast on the dock

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good OP

Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?

Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?

Is it bleeding or breaking?
Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?

When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
The passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?

Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.

anything is better than a bisping thread. even a spammer thread

This is the thread

Al bless

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives

Truly the GOAT of our generation

so did your dad give you the ol *obnoxious whistle noise* and that's how you ended up gay or what?

Remember those walls I built
Well, baby, they're tumbling down

Al is goodman, i'd buy em a beer

name literally one good MMA fighter, you can't

And they didn't even put up a fight
They didn't even make a sound

i could sub everyone itt

I found a way to let you win
But I never really had a doubt

bispings a fag

Standing in the light of your halo
I got my angel now

It's like I've been awakened
Every rule I had you break it
It's the risk that I'm taking
I ain't never gonna shut you out

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> le banner lost to a blob
single martial arts are a joke.

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace
Baby, I can see your halo
You know you're my saving grace

please stop spamming

true

mostly for striking arts without a ground game

you first

no no keep going, I like this comfy beyonce /heem/ feel

You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Baby, I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away

Hold up. Let me get to the chorus

i don't spam, heem urself

I can feel your halo (halo) halo
I can see your halo (halo) halo
I can feel your halo (halo) halo
I can see your halo (halo) halo

cringe

nah man I feel it

where the scatspammer at? he looked like he just got all revved up

Wtf I love bisping now

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Reddit """fighters"""
Francis Ngannou
>fought for like two years before MMA and will get exposed
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Kevin Lee
>wow bro I get KOd by a BJJ guy but I'm fersure better than Khabib
Max Holloway
>beat up an injured Aldo and still looked bad
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Joanna
>obviously roiding
Bonus: Mauro Ranallo
>mentally ill (confirmed bipolar) cuck who works for a shit company like Showtime and enjoys mandrama
Ariel Helwani
>instigator; should quit MMA journalism and pursue a career with TMZ
Ben Nguyen
>midget fighter who fluked his way into modest relevance

Sup Forums Warriors
Alistair Overeem
>will beat Stipe; legendary fighter
Volkan Oezdemir
>humble and powerful
Michael Bisping
>knows that greatness and success breeds animosity from lesser folk
Tyron Woodley
>uses his fists to draw attention to political issues; physically fighting racism at this point
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
Conor McGregor
>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory
Bonus: Brendan Schaub
>multi millionaire who turned a successful fighting career battling legends into superstardom
Dana White
>does everything for this sport and its fighters; a pillar of integrity
Andrew Tate
>only boisterous because he can back it up; speaks the truth and embodies masculinity

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Good list

So how are my /heem/ bros doin? Any of you lads find a wife yet?

Rory Macdonald aka p4p GOAT

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*zooms past you*

So what happens when Bisping loses and retires? Will that be the end of the spammers?

>700 shawb images filtered
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he'll just find another fighter to force

I imagine the one guy that does almost all of it will move on to something else like he did after after people stopped responding to Woodley bait

>posting a fighter I don't like is spamming

But to answer your question, I retire when The Count does. If he wins, and doesn't retire I'll stay a bit longer to celebrate and go on a hiatus until Bisping fights again.

rockhold vs romero is the fight to make

>I retire when The Count does
are you gonna heem urself when GSP headkicks Bisping?

Just started using 4chanX. Are these MD5 image filters? How do I know if they're working?

I want Poland to be the one to heem me if that happens.

yeah they're md5 images. you know by not seeing schawb images any more. just paste them into your md5 filter then refresh the page

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>filtering people on heem
But why?

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only attractive ones are
>ostovich
>ariel beck
>montana stewart
>2nd row left
>bottom row middle left

rest are gross

plz be gentle

you saved the thumbnail lol

heem is a perfectly fine general without 2-3 people ruining it with their autism

>pastebin.com/FzkRfWZz
now this is autism

sure rolling

thanks bro

gonna have to start filtering bisping also I think, but that well probably sort itself out come november

jesus christ laurnen murphy is one nasty looking woman\

Ostivich get

See post auto-hidden. Check and see Schaub.

It's working!

yeah i was gonna filter the bisping stuff too but he's a champ so i figured i have to deal with it. its spam but its relevant spam

MMA chicks are ugly

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>look at how I'm ignoring you!

99 for the win

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Meme

you gotta hide stubs my guy. maybe wait a week or so to make sure you like the filter but hiding stubs is satisfying

Got a stronger nose yet?

>Do yourself a flavor

I don't really know if he does or not to be honest bud

Haven't watched a single episode of tuf this season has there been any quality bunda? I vowed never to watch a womens ultimate fighter season after the one with carla esparza and felice.

youtu.be/qGCesHz88TI

It wasn't that heated desu

is that RDA?

I don't think you understand

THESE
TWO
REALLY
HATE
EACH
OTHER

Who was in the wrong here?
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kek where is GSP even doing this interview from
Did they get a green screen just for the sake of this kek

>le
fuck off

>via satellite

You know where he is

>I am not impressed by you performance
>I want to fuck Chuck
>Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck
>Jon Jones, get your shit together
>Hashtag Jose Waldo
>You're takin' everything I work for motherfucker
Like the first time every time

nice goy hour desu

>Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck
That was such a mandrama moment. I don't get why people praise it

I want to feed Cheed

H-HE'S FAST!

So Ariel's trying to set up Khabib/Lee?
ffs

only way to win is to not play

Because people weren't doing what Chael was doing at the time, it's also straight to the point

>I'm a nigger, and I run fast
>Where Ronda Rousey fine ass at?
>And again and again
>Where you at Georges!?

cause it's a funny thing to say to someone

Is the /heem/ police meme still a thing

Not that, but the loser leaves stakes he set

No, got taken down by IA

Yes

>all of those guys are except the dude on the left are shorter than 5'9

>So Ariel's trying to set up Khabib/Lee?
i'm ok with this

They've done wrestling-style promos forever, Chael is just more of a natural mandrama showman. I mean the guy wasn't really even a good fighter but he's still a big name because he knows how the hype machine works

No way that's happening, Khabib wants to fight in December or early in the year and Lee had that bad weight cut, staph, and got beat up in the fight, he'll be out for months. Khabib is getting Barboza.

Chael is a fan of pro-wrestling. If I'm not mistaken he is making his pro-wrestling debut in a small promotion. I learned recently that fucking Rampage was also in pro-wrestling

he looks like a gay stiopic here

Are you okay with hit being at LHW?