2016

>2016
Still drinking the hydrogen jew

So original.

wat

I only drink Dr Pepper.

It's a wholesome southern drink.

>Still paying the Jews for plastic

A 20-ounce bottle of water at a convenience store costs like a dollar, whereas an eight-ounce glass of water at home is... what? Here tap water costs $1.29 per 1,000 gallons.

>Breathing the molecular Jew

Jokes on you, I'm suffocating myself while jacking it.

I'm not going to live in the Existential Jew.

>hydrogen jew

so you want me to drink tap water

Fucking tap waters fucked, fucking bottled waters fucked. The fuck I'm sposed to drink senpai?