>2016
Still drinking the hydrogen jew
2016
Luke Hughes
Brody Foster
So original.
Jason Campbell
wat
Caleb Thomas
I only drink Dr Pepper.
It's a wholesome southern drink.
Gavin White
>Still paying the Jews for plastic
A 20-ounce bottle of water at a convenience store costs like a dollar, whereas an eight-ounce glass of water at home is... what? Here tap water costs $1.29 per 1,000 gallons.
Colton Sanders
>Breathing the molecular Jew
Thomas Morales
Jokes on you, I'm suffocating myself while jacking it.
I'm not going to live in the Existential Jew.
Luke Collins
>hydrogen jew
Hunter Wood
so you want me to drink tap water
Jacob Lewis
Fucking tap waters fucked, fucking bottled waters fucked. The fuck I'm sposed to drink senpai?