IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Britfag reporting in

Holy FUCK.

Whats wrong with Alex Jones?

He's jonesing for some super male.

HE MENTIONED US

#911 lol

Listening now before this is pulled due to Pizzagate Discussion.

>911

WE GOT MENTIONED

How new are you?

Too honest.

Filter man is muscular

he's a conspiracy theorist and all-round idiot

Have to take the LSAT on Saturday so I don't want to watch this and ruin my brain until Sunday

PSYCHIC VAMPIRES USING KIDS AS ENERGY SOURCE

What did he mean by this

2009 here, faggot.
Suck a dick.

he's high energy

He can't stop winning.

>alex joens is only 43

what

why won't he say he's not hicks

Alex jones is only 43 is the biggest revelation dropped on this cast so far

LOOK AT THAT CAMERA AND TELL THEM YOU'RE NOT BILL HICKS

W O K E
O
K
E

>tell them you're not Bill Hicks
>h...he....he.......he

JESUS CHRIST

oh shit Alex Jones is Bill hicks !!!

>tfw Britfag
>tfw went to bed early to watch a UFC commentator and water filter salesman having a chat
>tfw it's fucking amazing

I think Alex has premature Alzheimers tbeh

nothing. you've just never seen an alpha male

WOKE AF

he's looked like this since his 20's. go watch waking life.

alex is getting sweaty

>I am bill hicks
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

HE STILL HASN'T SAID HE ISN'T BILL HICKS

>I AM BILL HICKS

>it's hot here

ok, the shirt is coming off

>obama is gay
>why?
>because he likes hot dogs

hahahahahaha i love this shit until i remember there are hundreds of thousands of autists who believe him

WHY WON'T HE BRING UP THE BOGDANOFFS?

Truly does take one to know one in this instance

holy shit alex is losing his god damned mind

I LOVE IT

>his hair
kek

WE'RE SLOWLY MOVING TO 9/11 GUYS
REAL PILLS DROPPING SOON

Alex Jones bows to the Bogdanoffs.

>that image
fucking kek

IS IT HOT IN HERE?!?!?!?!
*rubs hair furiously*
ALISTAIR CROWLEY, BLOOD AND SEMEN. LOOK I'M NOT EVEN SAYING THEYRE PEDOPHILES BUT THERE WAS BLOOD, THERE WAS SEMEN, THERE WERE EMAILS WITH BLOOD AND SEMEN

>Alex, are you really Bill Hicks?
>Wooh it's hot in here, isn't it?
>Uhhh No
>I'm b-burning up

Rogen is a blue pill shill

...

IT WAS DELTA FORCE
THAT MAKES SENSE

>Who even knows who it was?
>It was Delta Force.
>That makes sense.

This is what you look when you are on a daily diet of cheeseburgers with fries for 43 years.

wtf do they actually plant fake rioters in peaceful protests

IT'S CONFIRMED
HE SAID HE WAS BILL HICKS "JOKINGLY" BUT NEVER, EVER DENIED IT AND GOT ALL HOT AND SWEATY FROM LYING

I like the part where he said that Fox News edited his words together falsely and then he said exactly that. This is great.

can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

...

they have been doing this for hundreds of years bruh

Yeah. This isn't even like Alex Jones crazy shit, it's pretty common knowledge.

>I've been found out

if it's feasible, they probably do it

...

...

gonna feel bad when Rogan dies of heart attack...

They took him out of context. Did you stop listening?

>heat the pool

they both very homosex

Yeah, hmmm Alex maybe the problem was that you said "personally" and went on to explain that you didn't actually mean personally at all.

Is Alex the ultimate disinfo operation?

He brings up legit and real conspiracy theories but discredits them by a) being a cook and b) going too far

so is he breaking the conditioning or not?

are they both /our guys/?

alex jones is a liberal, RIP

what's wrong with the bognadofs other than their faces

episode 911...

Bill Hicks chilling by the /pool/

They literally just played what he said. He claimed Fox News chopped the words together when it was all raw footage. He literally said that Hillary personally killed and raped kids.

>what's wrong with the bognadofs other than their faces

How is it possible to be this bluepilled?

archive.seattleweekly.com/1999-12-22/news/delta-s-down-with-it/

>being a cook
?

ALEX IS THE REAL LIBERAL
SHIIEEET

he would have been killed by now if he didn't act like a lunatic

red pill overdose

Like 90% of the shit he says is bullshit while 10% may be based in fact so it ruins his message

He makes his living doing this shit though so its not surprising

By supporting terrorists groups...

>why do people think you're fake news
>that is a Soros-funded deep state disinfo operation

My sides

at least alex jones has some seemingly true information now, when years ago I last watched something from him he was just rambling about NWO, yelling from a megaphone outside the bilderberg conference etc.

>>why do people think you're fake news
>>that is a Soros-funded deep state disinfo operation

I dont think my sides will ever return after this

*kook

>Soros is attacking me and any independent media

Wow, all of it? All of independent media?

This shit is hilarious.

I think you're just afraid of him being right. The truth is too much for you to handle, so you tell yourself jokes to make yourself stop thinking about it.

I literally only know them as weird looking dudes who get posted on Sup Forums

the question is not rhetorical
who are they and what is wrong with them

soros shills in this thread

I think he started out on the nutty shit for money and then realised there was truth in stuff he was researching so became more dedicated to real information but kept the old persona

Is this what's called a rambling madman?

SOMEONE GET THIS GUY THE QUICK RUN DOWN

>Leave Bond to me

Anybody know where I can get a good deal on """""""hot dogs"""""""?

So you're asking for a quick rundown on them?

Other way round I think. Wasn't Waco/Ruby Ridge his big "awakening"?

he really believes all of this shit but he's definitely got a profit angle

>too intelligent for regular sized underwear

are the jews the good guys?

>tfw no rogan/jones buddy comedy