NUFC Celebration Thread

Mike Ashley has put the club up for sale formaly with the aim to allow new ownership to be in place before January.

POST SHOLAS, get your dream boats out, eat your syrup.
This has been a decade in the making, it's finally happening.

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I am going to need news link on this.

>inb4 another man city situation occurs but with chinese money

nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/statement-from-st-james-holdings-limited

Literally noone in Sup Forums cares about this meme club desu

you must never witness one of the comfiest game threads on Sup Forums

>sunderland

...

Maybe he was told to get rid of zero hour contracts on the team

>Rafa dug in like a tick
>young squad with some decent talent
>looks like the fat cockney cunt legitimately wants out and has put the club up for sale

Optimistic but waiting for the next shoe to drop, this is NUFC we're talking about after all.

Here's a Shola for good luck

>another "local" club where the native English owner is forced out so some foreigner can buy it and use it to launder money

So what new owner would you Geordies prefer? The Arab sheikh that will use your ticket sales to directly fund terror? The chink billionaire who will want to change your logo and colors to something more red and chinky? The Russian oligarch using the club as his personal toy? Or the American Jew who's only interested in his bottom line?

ashley already uses it to launder money though

would rather some chinese crook takes it than a fat cockney crook

gib oil money pls

>Ashley
>native
he's from fucking buckinghamshire

>shit football club nobody wants to buy
>or play for

Some docile Yanks or dodgy Chinks will end up buying it and fucking wreck it. Mike Ashley was a good owner, running the club on an even keel.

Is this real life?

it' a pretty good investment at the minute though

guaranteed 50k fans a week, a world-class manager, and preferential treatment from Sky because of >muh entertainers

make the ownership public so i can buy some shares and say >we when referring to the team

No, wait. It's a cunning plan to not spend anything in January. Ah, Mike Ashley the wily old fox.

>it' a pretty good investment

By football club standards. In comparison to normal investments you would be better off putting the money in the bank.

Imagine a football club run by Newcastle fans.

>online vote for manager - Kevin Keagan 78%
>Bobby Robson second with 22%
>resign Alan Shearer, actually play him up front
>go into administration, cry

>american jew
hell fucking no. fuck the glazers and henry's

I take the russians running it like a toy for 3000 trebek. At least the team will win

>Mike Ashley was a good owner

gib ANY money pls

cracking open a newkie brown

newcastle are going to american invested financial hell

well done boys

h'way the lads

inb4 peter lim buys the club

Newcastle Red Bulls or Red Bulls Newcastle?

Americans are the worst owners. Chelsea and City fans are generally fine with their owners. United, Liverpool and Arsenal fans all hate their owners.

this is excellent news

Lads, it's Newcastle. Nothing good ever happens to that club.

rafa happened

have hope

iktf bro

COME ON CHINKS