Tfw no Mexican gf

>tfw no Mexican gf
Also, what Spanish should I learn, Mexican or Castilian?

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Why would you want a Mexican gf? Ukrainian women are the most beautiful I've ever seen

I'm into bestiality.

Mexico BTFO

Disgusting

Please I need a gf who speaks Spanish.

Mexican grils are underrated. If they were ugly that america would still be white

You only think that because my freshly laid shite looks better than Paki girls

if you're going to the americas, learn mexican spanish, otherwise learn how to speak spanish properly.

Whats the matter did abdullah fuck your mom again?

>Mexican or Castilian?
Neither, those are two of the worst dialects.

>If they were ugly that america would still be white
The Mexican girls come here already married to Mexican guys, then they have Mexican kids. Their attractiveness to the rest of us is irrelevant, they just keep fucking each other with rare exceptions (Tony Romo, Mark Sanchez, etc.).

if you plan on going to north america, mexican spanish is the language used there

I don't plan on going anywhere. Just want to watch their telenovellas and read Spanish books.

How is the worst dialect the original language?

Oh wait le burger strikes again

Learn Castilian, if you do Mexican chicks are going to think your talking fancy which they like plus you can hold your head high if you ever end up in Spain. Though Mexican guys will probably want to kick your ass West Side Story style.

If you learn Mexican instead your probably going to be laughed out of Spain if you ever go. But you will be able to get some good food and be less likely to get mugged if you find yourself in the Americas. Also don't learn Portuguese it provides nothing of value.

XD XD XD THEY HAVE LE LISP XD

t. chicANO

then you are going to lose your time

It's like saying the first iphone is better than the current one, also you people speak like if someone is pointing a gun on your heads like really nervous.

Am I losing time learning English?

well... not really

with english you can comunicate with other people around the world
but if u just want to lern spanish to see shitty telenovelas and boring books then you are going to lose your time m8.

So Don Quixote is boring?

yes it is

Lowbrow beaner.

i fell asleep within thirty minutes of trying to read it

...

salty fag

no
its a dark cruel comedy
takes a second read to really value the comedy i think
same with Lazarillo de Tormes, it seems like really cruel and dark but its actually just comedy of the time period

Pretty uch brown girls
Latinas>desis

They're both the same thing, except for a couple of differences.
By the way, Castilian refers to the Spanish language spoken in Castilla, which is simply known as Spanish around the world.

Equatoguinean Spanish dialect. It sounds more in Metropolitan Spanish somehow.

still feels bad

there are many more interesting things to read in Spanish, Garcia Marquez, Octavio Paz, Borgues, Vila-Matas are just a few. Forget telenovelas, thats what poor and ignorant people watch

not really. mexicans are getting bleached at an alarming rate. soon there will be no more brown mexicans in america

and about what variant, well if you are going to read Latin Americans authors, learn the mexican o Colobian variant. if not, the Spaniard, but they dont even know how properly speak it,

>equatorial guinea
is that what you mean? they speak very basic spanish, even for USA standards
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>bleached at an alarming rate

Interracial marriages are just about even between Whites and Latinos. The future of America is a tan skin color. Asian girls are the ones getting bleached.

Beige power, beige power... is that how it went?

>latinos are less than 20% of the population
>whites are 62%
>16-19% of latinos are getting bleached
>1.6-1.9% of whites are getting tacod

hmmmm

You have all the information in the world at your fingertips yet you still choose to be a dumbass

holy shit, I always forget how ugly your flag is

Both are far from the worst dialects

Hold your fucking trap, brown sorry ass bitch.

lmao dont take your anger out on me lad, I didnt choose your flag

that doesn't contradict what I said though user
white/hispanic being 40% of interracial marriages doesn't mean that 40% of whites are married to a hispanic person
unless you think I'm only using bleached to describe white male/hispanic female, which isn't the case. I'm saying that white female/hispanic male also counts as bleaching since there's a larger base white population, so in a couple generations (assuming immigration stops) hispanics won't be distinct. it's like that one black guy who lived in iceland 200 years ago. his descendants are indistinguishable from anyone else in iceland
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