>One name? Who are you, Seal?
One name? Who are you, Seal?
>And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.
I gotta get a glimpse of those warlocks. Let's move
This fucking slayed me the other day
>that shot of them walking at the end
When they're fucking cubes? Holy shit yeah that's one of the best parts
the banter in that movie is legendary
THICC
You guys on myspace?
SHE WANTS ME EVAN
SHE WANTS MY DICK
IN OR AROUND HER MOUTH
haha that old loser doesn't know that facebook is all the rage now
myspace was still big in 2007
>seth "subway" rogen got to french frogfu
>you're still shitposting on a hawaain basket weaving forum
PREPARE TO GET FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW
>she's making a pubie salad and needs Seth's own dressing
>WE COULD BE THAT MISTAKE
tfw was never any hot girl's mistake
>it's not the going with the ladies I care about... it's the cumming!
???
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Like cumming cumming?
It's in.. Oh my god it's in!
You remember Yoda? From Attack of Clones?
>he doesn't remember the greatest voice crack in history
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Don't do it kid.
never had a choice
"Hey Josh why don't you go piss your pants again?"
>"That was like eight years ago asshole!"
"People don't forget."
Naw, anyone in high school that wasn't a total loner was on facebook. At that point MySpace was mostly middle school kids and pedophiles.
>ever see a vagina by itself?!
>[shakes head]
>not for me
damn you down with the social media homey, tru dat good looks shout out anonymous with the info
one of the most underrated lines in the whole film, along with
>I'm so jealous you got to suck on those tits
>yeah well, you got to suck on your dad's dick,
Idk what the fuck that's supposed to mean but if it was an attempt to save face it backfired.
It was declining in popularity then.
nice mullet asshole
Fuck me, right?
OH thats a funny joke! Thats funny!
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock!
No I don't "miss each other" no no thank you
Best friend bants is legendary and they managed to capture it
"You have such, a smooth, COCK"
"Thank you, you would too if you were a man"
wasn't it popular with pedos back then?
(source: To Catch a Predator)
>Ok so we have an african jew wearing a hoodie
why can't all cops be like them?
This is the best comedy of the 2000s. Best banter and best story.
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Best coming-of-age movie of 00's.
I wonder if Jonah Hill used to browse Sup Forums back then.
This scene always makes me laugh.youtube.com
the joke is that myspace was already outdated, it makes truglio's character more offputting because he's trying to relate
>Fuck thinking, we need to act
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The way he falls when the car hits him kills me
Nigga, what? Summer of 2007 iblostvmy virginity and fucked three bitches that i met on my space.
Lol meanwhile, you were on your gaybass farm like the lonely kid from south park
I meant to say that i lost my virginity
you and those girls were behind on social media trends
sorry man
PUSSIES ON THE PAVEMENT
Are you a nigger? Tell the truth.
>I was the creepy dude Superbad is making fun of
kek thanks for having my back m8
you definitely are
'Cause you don't want an asshole where your face used to be, Waylon Jennings. HOLD HIS FUCKING HAND!
>Come on Evan, we're down 3 points
>It's soccer, Greg, okay? Soccer
>Fuck you, man
>Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
>That was like 8 years ago, asshole
>People don't forget!
>Somebody has an exam..
>How'd you know?
what are some other movies similar to superbad?
i was evan in high school
I can't believe no one has mentioned
>dicks?
>like a man dick?
There are none. Superbad is honestly one of those perfect storms of comedy. Cherish it.
With that said, I did just watch The Edge of Seventeen; it's actually pretty hilarious. Easy A is also a good high school comedy. The Perks of Being a Wallflower isn't a straight comedy, but it's another good one (though I think the majority of people on Sup Forums hate it).
Oh, and Dazed and Confused is a fucking classic, of course.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
American Graffiti (not nearly as funny/raunchy but it's like Superbad in the 60s)
Eurotrip and sex drive
>mfw i was Steven Glandsberg
>Mohammad's the most common name in the world, read a fucking book
This line kills me every time
This movie is GOAT
When I was RA, I yelled this through a megaphone during dorm parties
How does it feel knowing this movie couldn't get made today because it's too white?
Tiger got out of the cage man!
Not too bad really
What happened to Seth Rogen?