Australian election - Only 4 days to go!

Who are you voting for Mates?

Which issue is most important to you?

Do Shorten's manboobs put you off voting Labor?

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Fuck Labor.

Libs > Greens > Labor.

Putting some meme parties before all there or after Libs.

>Lower taxes.
>Surpluses by 2021.
>Free trade.
>Anglo-sphere and working arrangement deals post Brexit.
>Wont be electing a pleb as a leader if we elect the libs.
>NEETs and cigarette smokers BTFO.
>Greater chance for a growing financial sector over the coming years with the Libs (Economics and Finance grad at end of year).
>Small(er) government.
>Not proposing more and more money for dem programz for the Abos.

So with the voting in the senate, can someone tell me how to screw over the greens the most?

Is just doing 1-12 and not putting any greens candidates better? Or is it more beneficial if I do all 100+ and put all the Greens candidates last?
Fuck the greens.

>Wont be electing a pleb as a leader
Is this a remark about class?

The best way to screw the greens is to vote below the line and vote for every single candidate EXCEPT any of the greens.

That way your vote will always be in the count and going to whoever is not a green.

>greens

Christ Cynthia, fucking uppercut yourself and do a degree that isn't gender studies.

Fookin ell cunt m8 shell be roight

>Who are you voting for Mates?
What do you mean vote; we only have one party

>Which issue is most important to you?
Fucken TPP m8, but all three major parties are for it

>Do Shorten's manboobs put you off voting Labor?
No, but shorten does

Labor. Fuck the Libshits and anyone who loves em

You say that; as soon as he puts down liberal or labor his vote will still be in count and not go to the greens; so really keep going till you get to one of those two parties then you can stop.

Vote Socialist Alternative lads

Are you an Aussie expat living in the USA m8?

I can tell by your accent.

No idea how anyone can vote for the Libshits after watching this:

youtube.com/watch?v=BO6UcfJcUcs

Why vote at all.

>116 candidates in Victoria

Fuck me, it's going to take forever to number everybody else.
Oh well, worth it. Fuck the greens.

Don't you have to vote over there? Pretty cucktastic

Fuck off FriendlyJordies. Stop shilling your bullshit on Sup Forums

>keep going till you get to one of those two parties then you can stop.
No that is not accurate. Your vote is always in the count so long as there is a party or candidate alive for whom you have indicated a preference.

If your vote goes to someone who is elected, your vote then moves on to your next preference still in the count but at a reduced value.

I heard if you don't write down who you vote for it goes to the current party, is this true senpai?

It's probably gonna be liberal, those libs have benefited my region more than labor ever will.

ty based liberals

I did a postal vote so got to do it in the comfort of my own house. That is the way to go.

Liberal Democratic Party

If you vote big two or Greens you should just kill yourself.

>is this true senpai?
Very untrue.

Are you Chinese?

>Liberal Democratic Party
Legal heroin and assault rifles for every bogan with a bad temper. Plus fag marriage.

No thanks.

No sorry m8 I'm not from Sydney. I'm glorious aryan master race.

I'm voting Liberal because of this ad. How can you argue?

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It is a very persuasive case.

First time voter detected.

You vote for every party m8, it's the order that matters unless you are a fucking pleb who puts 1 over one party.

LDP is for open borders and degeneracy.

Open borders isn't a problem without a welfare state.

Getting my NEET bux will be a problem without a welfare state though m8.

I'm voting 1 LDP, maybe Katter or Shooters & Fishers after that. Fucking ALA & Greens can get fucked. LNP before Labor purely so I don't lose my career but they'll be pretty far down too.

>so I don't lose my career
You design asylum seeker concentration camps?

Labor 1st, Liberals last.

No particular issue is more important than another.

No, I haven't seen them.

LDP aren't as open borders as you think.

Currently they support economic migrants, work here for 10 years then go for citizenship. They are fully against people flooding in here for welfare and if you don't know that you need to get informed cunt.

You sound like a Yank, mate.

>greens over labor

m8 what are you doing?

LNP defends Financial Planners slightly more than Labor that's trying to irradicate all independent advisers that stand up the Unions and Industry Super funds.

The local LNP going for the house of reps owns a FP business and votes against the Labor/LNP regulations.

>not greens
All their rhetoric is around more money for middle class programs and economic refugees. They only know about the moral high horse and the environment.

>not Labor
Manboobs plus that cunt got dragged before royal commission hence he is guilty of fraud just unable to be proven. Also the unions are out of fucking control. Unskilled cfmeu labourer getting paid $135k on qld government work sites. Shit is a joke

idiot.

Gonna be fun watching lib/nat implode on itself though. Hope they actually bring back tones, the absolute madmen.

Compulsory, yes, but the fines are not applied with extreme prejudice.

>Financial Planners
There has been a lot of dodgy shit they've been allowed to do over the years. Liberals have always been too resistant to cleaning up the shitty practices that make ordinary people victims.

I voted for Family First and One Nation in the senate it was my first time voting.

Fucking AusFags. We don't care about your gay election.

What do you mean "write down who you vote for"? We put numbers in boxes besides candidates names, or perhaps for a party.

In the senate

Right-wing meme parties (ALA, Lib-Dems)> libs>centralists (xenophone and lambie team)

Going to go to the trouble of voting below the line so i can change the order up. Should have 12 out of that

Good, you deserve to die.

We HAVE a welfare state, and the LDP is not going to change that.

if he is a good tradie he won't loose his job, but I think he will with a mug in hand

Good choices mate.

>dont vote because nothing will change guys

faggot

which party is pro-brexit?

Are you abo?

How clever: imagining no-hopers pay thousands of dollars to people smugglers to come her and live on welfare.

#faketradie

> libs before labour
Unless you have liquid assets of 1.5mil, you don't have any fucking excuse to be voting for a party that literally only represents that bank account size

>Lower taxes.
...For the rich. Also, a fucking increase in the GST instead. Nice one.
>Surpluses by 2021.
Well I'm impressed how they'd do that with lower taxes, also let's not forget Joe "Tripled the Defect in two years" Hockster
>Free trade.
We already have that with China dumbshit. Thank labour for that.
>Anglo-sphere and working arrangement deals post Brexit.
> implying Britain wants to buy our shit
> implying we want Britain's shit
>Wont be electing a pleb as a leader if we elect the libs.
Malcolm Turnbull is a fucking sock puppet for the libs, the same as Shorton is for labour.
>NEETs and cigarette smokers BTFO.
Can't argue with that.
>Greater chance for a growing financial sector over the coming years with the Libs (Economics and Finance grad at end of year).
Dude what.
>Small(er) government.
> implying this is a good thing
Smaller government means less representation dumbshit
>Not proposing more and more money for dem programz for the Abos.
Now this is reasonable

But yeah, 90% of your arguement is trash, 3/10 see me after class

>q and a with local candidates live on radio today
>crowd laughs at and jeers the greens candidate everytime
>mfw

LDP, haven't made up my mind on other preferences.

Which other parties will stand in the way of nanny statism and stand up for civil liberties?

Data retention, high taxes, safe schools and political correctness can all fug off..

easily anyone but libs

You might as well give the meme parties your first preference.

That way, the major parties will have to do more so they don't lose us.

Maybe, I don't know. Fuck.

Democracy is so shit.

will australia finally vote to leave the eu?!?!?

>Family First and One Nation

Jesus wept...

To any potential ALA voters

CONSIDER THIS

>Australia
>Autisrn ala

I voted for the greens

Who's the trump/ukip party in Australia and how much do Australian people like chris hemsworth

The industry is sorting that shit out with independants, the regulations passed and the ones proposed are purely to wipe us out so Unions can have monopoly.

On the other hand the comminsure scandal was largely due to Group Insurance policies offered through Industry Super that independant advisers actually save people from.

I'm pro free market and can see first hand yet again how corrupt and inefficient government regulation is.

We're the only ones left trying to stop peoples retirement savings from being turned into a cash cow for governments to vote buy with our own savings to fund Union run construction projects.

I can write and use a computer so obviously not.

>Surpluses by 2021
Except that that's a lie. Both libs and labor pegged their budget propositions to the iron ore price which has since shit the bed. Neither of them will admit it but all of their budgetary propositions are completely impossible now without taking on debt.

All because they will pretend the iron ore price is still on the rise until they run out of money. Surplus is impossible until the iron ore price recovers thanks to these retards failing to realise that the Chinese fed resource boom is over since even now China is beginning to chill out on the amount of debt they want to take on.

Fucking millennials and their lack of market knowledge is terrifying. Retards like this will be out in droves to vote on Saturday.

I'm just going to avoid the fine, and for the sausage sizzle of course.

>Fucken TPP m8, but all three major parties are for it

This is why i like being in SA.

Xenophon for the win

My friend seriously asked me if we were in the EU the other day.

I think she thought it was because we were a British colony.

> to live on welfare
No to work as people have done for a hundred years.

You deserve to die.

Straya will vote to leave the Au and the L

None.

>Newcastle Electorate
>Lower House: ALP (Sharon 'Shazza' Claydon)
>Upper House: Greens (because fuck it).

*tradie
*investment property

Pick one. Even if the guy is a legit 'tradie' he's fucking management over several others,

You're creeping me out, m8.

>the sausage sizzle
Am I the only one who has never seen a sausage sizzle at a polling place?

ALA maybe but they're less Libertarian and more Trump/Pauline Hanson, their main focus is on anti-muslim policies. I don't mind minor parties like shooters/fishers and Katter for that sort of stuff but the LDP is the only one that ticks all of those boxes.

He's seems like a nice guy.

No one, our election is boring in comparison

One Nation

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>Xenophon for the win
I hope he does well and BTFO's some major party candidates in both houses.

Australia has elections? I honestly thought all your politicians boxed a kangaroo while drunk and whoever did the best got the position.

im a tradie - electrician
voting LNP. labor have gone full retard and are trying to shut down mine development near where I live which is pissing me off.

labor is now a party for fags, muslims and bludgers

There is none our anti-establishment revolution will be to become a republic

lmao shorten's lost weight; better than morrisons flapjacks

I'm Voting Liberal Democrats in the House and the Senate.

>1. LDP
>2. Family First
>3. Libs
>4. DLP
>5. Labor
>6. Green

REMINDER, THIS ELECTION:

You have to number 1-6 ABOVE the line.

OR

You have to number AT LEAST 1-12 BELOW the line.

You don't have to number all of them unless you want to make sure the greens are dead last.

It's strange how the party of the working white man (and the White Australia policy) turned into what it is today. What went wrong?

Xenophon is a bonified Greeny, his voting record shows that.

1) one nation and Liberal democrats are most like the republicans. Liberals kind of lean that way.
Family first are the Christian values extremists.

2) What the fuck is a chris hemsworth?

>kikebook /PaulineHansonAu
Over 100K likes on her page. Really good sign.

voting is for pussies

what happened to the man himself mr. tony abbott? he was trying to make australia great again, you know

Are you from Melbourne? I hear you guys are just getting deconstructed lattes and organic free-trade kale.

Fake as fuck

>America
>2015+1
>still using FPTP

Thats for a leadership challenge mate. Never seen a woman fuck a kangaroo so hard since Gillard.

it does, but he's a little more informed than most green senators.

It's one reason you never see him in anything but smear ads. Because he doesn't fuck up

minor parties that preference libs generally

You are ignorant.