Daily reminder that French will be the world's most relevant language in your lifetime

Daily reminder that French will be the world's most relevant language in your lifetime.

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>DONT LEAVE MEEEEEE
>YOU ARE NOT BREAKING UP WITH ME I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE YOU HAVE UNTIL TUESDAY
>I WILL BURN YOUR FLAGS AND STOP USING YOUR LANGUAGE

Ice cream anyone?

pay denbts

>European countries maintaining their cultures after Brexit.

How is this bad?

EU = fucking dropped

>French
>relevant

Pick one. Most of new and valuable information is written in English.

>french
Ha is that some new age dialect of islam?

it's not, it's just ironic

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EU is fucking dead by now.
All this damage control is kinda funny.

So the EU is making itself irrelevant? Nice.

Except the EU won't even make it into the twenties.

>Daily reminder that Arabic will be the world's most relevant language in your lifetime.

FTFY

Daily reminder English is the world's most relevant language because of twenty years of American prosperity, not two hundred years of British empiring

>The EU will refuse to do business with the US

Nigga please.

This is how finnish MEPs speak french.

youtube.com/watch?v=L99ipwHPKlw

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Nothing wrong with this to be honest. Although it would suck for Ireland since most of them speak English.

I'm sure the Scots will love it

Das bretty fany. And not that far from truth.
I expect nothing better from failed politicians sitting in Brussels.

Get fucked paddies

>We will shoot ourselves in the foot after Brexit, says senior MEP.

Well, that seems to be pretty accurate to what they've been saying thus far.

Hong Kong isn't going to change their national language to French or German, nor are they going to add a 3rd national language. India isn't going to do it, either.

So, they've made it more difficult for them to do business with the rest of the world out of spite. And the rest of the world keeps turning.

>French will become the language of third world subhuman niggers
kek

>French
Is that what they call Arabic these days?

So Ireland is getting fucked over for having reported Gaelic as their language? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get rekt, potatoes!

It won't be french either

>meeting between eu leaders and usa
>usa: we welcome our friends from the European Union
>eu: BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK

1. This is bullshit because English is an official language in EU member Ireland, and one that most of the population speaks.

2. Even if it were true, it's irrelevant, it would just mean that parliament wouldn't necessarily be translated into English in real time. English is not a lingua franca because the EU uses it but because the most powerful empires in the world have been using it from the 19th century to the present day.

what about Malta tho

theyre making it german

>French

I think you mean Arabic.

>french.
>literal, circling-the drain socialist state that cant function without german gibs
>being the new language

Actually, the only way i could imagine this happen is if germans were once more so afraid of being called nazies that they cuck even the language of their new reich to the french.

I DONT GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION

No one speaks french but the french.
English is by far the most spoken and easily learned language across the globe. Brexit won't change that, most peoples second language in europe was english before the EU was even a thing.

Bande de petites tarlouzes... Héhé.

its bullshit not only because of ireland, but because everyting in the world is tied to english nowadays, almost every job requires you to know some english, and almost everybody in the EU learns english as second language. Not even Juncker's butthurt can do anything about t his

>1. This is bullshit because English is an official language in EU member Ireland, and one that most of the population speaks.
Let me explain, you only get to report one language. The Irish, since they knew English was already covered for them, decided to be cute and report Gaelic to "stick it to the English." Hope they all brushed up on their Gaelic recently.

If Americans start speaking French then yes, it may happen.

this

They do realize that the rest of the world uses English for like 80% of international stuff, right? They're just making it harder for themselves

Just because a ton of niggers speak it doesn't make it relevant. Chinese will become the most relevant language this century

Not gonna happen. English is an infinitely more convenient language to learn and speak today, unlike french and its plethora of rules. Making the switch today would be way too complicated.

Only niggers use french

Not even joking

A day is coming where the question will not be what language did the EU speak, but what was the EU.

Over my dead corpse. The French are the ultimate pretentious faggots and I'd rather die than give them the joy of upgradinf their language.

>French
>The language of the EU

TOP KEK LAD

There are more German speakers in the EU by natives alone
Toss in the second language speakers and German is easily the most spoken language in the EU

> They're this butthurt

Feels good.

If French is too hard for you and you even admit it, it is time to crawl back to Maghreb.

>implying it wont be arabic

So pilots flying over yurop now need to speak french?

Yes

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ching chong bing bong

those cunts can learn gods language.

It is infinitely more complicated to learn than English. Saying the opposite is just denial, Pierre.

they should make Latin the official EU language

This literally won't happen

English is still the language of business and culture

UK leaving the EU doesn't suddenly completely sever the UK from the rest of Europe, and It's not like the US hasn't been more relevant than the UK since the end of WW2

Yuropoors already speak English, they're not going to change to French or German.

fpbp

Jewrope BTFO

>mfw eu are literal diaper shitting babies

> Germans will accept the use of French
> European languages are relevant at all next to Mandarin Stronk
OK then

English is the most superior language on the planet.

Good luck without it Eurocucks.

This, also Ireland

>French
>relevant

Pick one

>BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK

Sorry Frogs.
Europe belongs to the Krauts

Oh shit. I had to stop it.

I like how they are unintentionally fucking Ireland over with this.

English is the lingua franca of science.

Good luck teaching the Irish the French language.. they barely learned English.

>mom I found an article that fits my needs
I must convince everyone I'm right

To bad your liberal will always be left!

You do realize that without the UK the EU is worthless to the rest of us?

Reminder the UK only speaks one word in french: adiEU.

no one in germany cares

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Pretty much this.

Non, c'est totalement faux Marie(Pierre et Marie hein tkt wesh).

People Just have the habit of getting their asses wiped and are afraid to learn any language out of their comfort zone.

That's why the world is such a shitty place.

Looking at that chart, English should STILL be the language spoken, as it is still more spoken as an additional language than German is as a first AND an additional language.

Of course, if they are fast-tracking Turkey, then yeah, the scales will probably tip.

I wonder if next on their agenda is a sit-in.

But no, Angleterre left on its own, Angleterre should be left to die while we speak proper langages.

What
You're expecting a rational approach from the butthurt EU over the breakup?

WITH THIS

I RID THE EU OF INFESTATION

SANS LINGUA BONGA

THE EU WILL BE TORN ASUNDER

AND THEN


IT SHALL BE ENRICHED

It's a family sit-in, according to Nancy Pelosi.

You spelled Arabic wrong

Pretty much this. With the rise of internet and such technologies people have the cognitive hability of an oyster.

See this book in les débats:
gallimard.fr/Catalogue/GALLIMARD/Le-Debat/Pris-dans-la-Toile

>French
They don't speak that even in france

this level of salt, it might be worth crashing the pound just for all the euro-salt coming from Brussels.

Yeah, Arabic will be the new official EU language, to appease the New Europeans.

:^)

Catalan? What the fuck? Takes away all the legitimity of this chart.

>Héhé

honhon?

>Angleterre should be left to die while we speak proper languages.
Yes. You're right. The US will simply change it's language to French or German. So will Hong Kong. So will India. Ditto for New Zealand, Australia, and Canada.

Except that all of Europe's economic output isn't even close to the US by itself, especially now that the Bongs have left.

Here's a thought: why not put up a giant wall, so nobody can get in or out, and jut go full-scale communist? Because that seems to be where the EU is heading anyways.

Where are you?

kek kek

German is also used a lot. Many of the research papers I deal with are in German.

You got me/10outtaB8

It's algeria m8. Every sour poster about France (with or without french flag) are algerians.

/fr/ancofil

Commandé parce que je suis un gros richou. Ça a l'air trrrrès intéressant.

Thanks bro

I actually like the idea of a giant wall to preserve us from fleeing Englishmen.

You should like the idea too, as an American. Isnt everybody secretly voting for Trump while pretending to be leftist?

>most people in Europe use english as a lingua franca
>"WAAHHHH, THE UK LEFT US. LET'S ALL ARGUE ABOUT WHETHER WE SHOULD SPEAK GERMAN OR FRENCH"

And this is how it breaks up. With language.