Just saw some gay documentary on asmr. Do any of you fags watch this?
Just saw some gay documentary on asmr. Do any of you fags watch this?
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Do you not get tingles?
is that the thing where you try to get "tingles" ?
If so, I tried it and nothing happened. I really don't understand it.
No but the girls who do it we cute
>Do any of you fags watch this?
For literally hours everyday.
fun fact
a lot of these asmr artists turn into patreon webcam whores.
Literally watching ASMR right now
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Mmmm
user
WANT
MILKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
this is like 1/2 way to mommy incest videos, I approve
I can't stand them. Every single one has annoying lip smacking and they say stupid cringy shit. It's more aggravating than comfy or whatever the hell it's supposed to do to you
Some of them are pretty good sometimes I get tingles
It only works if it's in a foreign language
You can't be a patrician and not like asmr, can't prove me wrong.
I like asmrrequests the most personally.
A lot of the artists I liked when the ASMR thing began haven't posted for like...three years.
Veni Vedi Vulpes being one of them.
Who do you guys like?
Name one patrician ASMR video. I have all night.
this would be a lot less cringe if she whipped out her titties halfway through
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this is entry level patrician asmrcore
would you like to go a little more than halfway
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an undisputed classic
ASMRvelous is best girl
This is some hardcore shit I'm still watching pleb level gibi vids
No. It makes me irrationally angry actually, but in a way that's hard to step away from once I involved with it. It's kind of like when you listen to water running from a faucet that's barely running, just above a fast drip. The quiet hiss it makes sends me into a froth like something is about to blow up or something. I think my brain applied the same conditions to anything ASMR related
Sucking the love from outerneath my piss.
i approve of her slutty slutty neck
I don't ever use this word, because it just means theater, but this is real Asmr Kino.
kek
u ok?
Farrah Fawcett haha i am so funny
You shut your mouth about her, she is pure
HNNGGGGHHH
...
Do any of them pretend to be your girlfriend in a normal voice?
The only people who watch this shit are emotionally needy autistic virgins who need the illusion of a gf
Not when it comes to this bullshit, I think there's also a personal space aspect to it that earns my ire. Like, "back the fuck off and annunciate your words audibly you piece of shit". Also the "plot" for these is just the most meaningless thing, all aspects of ASMR I loathe across the board. Worst of all it ruins a lot of otherwise acceptable pornography and that is just a thing I can not stand for.
Low hanging fruit, admittedly.
what's the point of this
This ASMR is pure art
she looks pretty young
Nah, man, this shit is relaxing. If you think it's sexual then just go watch the male asmr channels.
t. trump voter
t. someone who doesn't experience asmr
i've had asmr since i was little, it's a distinct, real feeling.
Such a weird fetish. Reminds of the JAV videos where it's just going out to a dinner with a girl and doing normal things.
Sad!
>Such a weird fetish
Fetish implies it's sexual. It's not.
based ASMRtist
yeah its called autism
Neck yourself
its not a fetish man. its a legit feeling you get in your head, it feels like a brain orgasm.
This one is sexual, or erotic.
Wouldn't you agree? You can see her thighs, legs, stretched out a bed while she rubs... scratches them. The other ones I've seen are all very intimate, girls whispering in raspy voices.. like post-coital blatherings.
Most ASMR I watch is not simulating anything a gf would be doing/saying. Mostly it's scratching noises or people talking calmly and slowly acting like they're checking you in at a hotel or some shit.
>has a faulty brain function and so can't experience asmr
>calls others autist
kekerino
yeah because something can't exist just because you don't perceive it
This is actually hilarious
ASMR kino coming right through
Once asmr got popular, sexual channels/vids started popping up, but its origins are completely innocent.
Some ASMR videos are meant to be erotic but the vast majority I've seen aren't. I have like 100 ASMR channel subscriptions and have watched an average of probably 3-4 videos every day for about 5 years and I've seen maybe...5 erotic videos? So either I unconsciously avoid them or they're not common.
Kino ASMR
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I listen to podcasts, commentaries, and shit like that to help me sleep. I understand how a voice can get you to sleep, but I don't understand this at all. Why would I want to hear some girls mouth make that *shlikt* sound, every single time they start a sentence? this is as cringey as twitch sluts.
>I don't understand what asmr is
>it's an auditory experience.
>""""artist """ is wearing clothing to deliberately expose as much cleavage as possible.
Oh, weird. There's a patreon link. Who'd have guessed?
This shit is just like Tara Tainton. She's even fake sucking a cock!
People who watch aSMR are lonely fags who worship attention whores
There is no other explanation
People who watch aSMR are awesome heterosexuals who support audio artists.
There is probably a lot of explanations.
Dimitri is asmrKino
whats the point of these things
to cum
I love ASMR! Makes me all tingly and feeling good, makes me forget I'm a lonely autistic virgin!
Relaxing for fucks sake cant you read the thread. It only went downhill when whores started to exploit it
Yea seriously, and it's kinda sexual. Some weird shit
Literal autistics find it "relaxing".
>I can't feel something
>therefore everyone else must be autistic
t. autistic manchild
There are quite a few of us in the vola asmr if anyone else is interested; 216 as of right now.
Lots of rare content gets uploaded from time to time.
Come join us to shitpost or actually share like the room was created for.
>tfw you have Gentle Whispering's nudes saved
Her Russian ASMR videos are kino.
POST MOMMY
ASMR is just for people too pleb to listen to black metal or naked city to fall asleep to. That video of Samuel Hoidel making fun of dumb fucks who watch asmr comes to mind.
I just got off a 3 day ban. Don't feel like going back.
You can find them pretty easily. There's one with her flashing her tits in her wedding dress and another of her husband cumming in her mouth
You can't be serious. Maria is pure.
>male asmr
>kinda gay
>get curious try it
>hmm, hmm...
What's your favorite trigger, Sup Forums?
ASMR is literally just using the earphones to emulate sounds that make you feel like something is scratching the inside of your ear. It's why asian countries constitute ear cleaning (cause they have dry earwax) as a relaxation thing.
Girlfriend experience and affirmation ASMR is shit. The scratching and like object sounds are legit.
asmr actually makes me want to rupture my eardrums with a knife, and i have no idea why.
Here's one I found just now. The others used to be on deglia before it got shut down
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>you'll never be Mrs Pineapple
Autism. Seriously. Autistic people don't process sensory input the way they should and often find it uncomfortable or painful. ASMR is a normal brain's experience and it's meant to be pleasant.
ITT
what's asmr?
>tldr whispering
I don't get it.
>THAT'S NOT MY FAULT. IT'S INCREDIBLE! RRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
more like the opposite m8
>whats asmr
>tingle feelings or some shit
>sounds like autism or you're a faggot
There are only like 4 or 5 actual ASMR content creators on YouTube these days. The rest of them are camwhores and failed Lets Play channels who put ASMR in the video title to get the search hits.
but i never have this problem with anything else.
Nothing wrong with male asmr.
Female asmr viewers strike me as lonely virgins (I know from experience.) Male asmr is for guys just trying to fall asleep, not feel like having a gf for 20 min.
Don't get so worled up, honey.
When they tap or brush the camera lens. It's intense to the point where it can give me a headache if I'm not in the right mood.
thats kind of how autism works
autists don't spaz out on everything they sense obviously
i'm not autistic. is there literally no other explanation?
Inaudible. That's the only thing that triggers me now. I've watched too many asmr vids.
ASMR it's kind of good, it helped me to sleep a lot of times, and it's pretty relaxing, good lord such a thing as AdBlock exists.
People with autism don't go nuts over everything. If not autism, you may have some other kind of sensory disorder. Not everyone experiences ASMR, but for it to be uncomfortable to that level is very abnormal.