Sup Forums - Television & Film

How do we save her?
I think it's safe to say that the board is at an historical low in terms of quality atm

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So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

>it's a newfag complains about the quality of Sup Forums not realizing Sup Forums has always sucked episode

ban Sup Forums posters

90% of the garbage will vanish

more NECKposting

eevery1 post u r waifus neck

no
that's not true

>tfw Sup Forums will never be what it used to be 2-3 years ago and there's no hope for /film/

This was Sup Forums in 2015

>14 tril frogposter

fuck off newshit. go make a bane or youtube thread

more like pre 2012

>tfw Sup Forums will never be what it used to be 2-3 years ago and there's no hope for /film/

Sup Forums is shit, but remember what happened when the mods "fixed" Sup Forums. Sup Forums used to be Amazing, the perfect combination of shitposting and discussion. Now it's slow as fuck and filled with worthless generals. Sup Forums can't get lower, it can only get higher. I'd unironically rhink you'd be better Reddit, r/movies seems more your place. These meta threads accomplish nothing, quit being a little bitch you nigger

damn i wish i was on Sup Forums that day. seems fun.
you mean pre 2011

Somebody get this hothead outta here

Simple. Watch better films or don't complain. There's Star Wars and Marvel threads up at any given time.

get rid of blacked threads and redd1t - srsly why do they come here when they have their own website?

These meta posts are useless, nothing you want will get done, Sup Forums will still stay the same. Complaining about shitposting is still shitposting, now fuck off

>Have Interpol track down the autistic
>Then, murder him.
Wouldn't Interpol get in the way?

Honestly? More streaming movies and shows with each other.

It'd be a nice change of pace for the people of this board to actually watch movies

I was here in 2012 but I'm just saying 2-3 years ago it was still heaps better than it has been in the last year
there's no patrician threads like they used to be back in 2014 when I used to frequent this board much more frequently and made serious contributions

what the fuck is that even supposed to mean I've never been to reddit in my life not everybody is a faggot with nothing better to do like yourself

There have always been memes, and people that spam them, but it's more of a matter of the ratio of the quality discussion to the memes and shitposting.

this. more original content. that does NOT mean forced memes. more like, Sup Forums dubs, singalongs, etc. and of course some good Bane OC.

>what the fuck is that even supposed to mean I've never been to reddit in my life not everybody is a faggot with nothing better to do like yourself
relax

Put in the effort and make quality posts about television and film.

DUDE IT ALWAYS SUCKED LMAO

2014 is what killed this Baird though, baneposting brought in all the memeing Reddit and Twitter fags, then came Star Wars, and then the election. Pre 2011 was the best, good dose of memes and discussion. None of that 'kino' garbage

Do people mind the threads? I have been reporting every thread of that nature for the past week during the hours i am browsing the board. Is this an exercise in futility? If not then we should enmasse report every "pedo" related thread and make our voice heard to the mods. I can't believe..ve that they can't do a domain ban to kill the bot. Harsh i know for any innocents that use that domain.

>Pre 2011 was the best, good dose of memes and discussion. None of that 'kino' garbage
Yes. Just spam everywhere.

THIS

I see the common refrain of "everyone else shitposts, so it's a waste to spend time on my posts" on Sup Forums way too much. Don't make me fucking quote Ghandi. If you make quality posts, and give insight to others, it will catch on.

Also another one, that should be obvious, is to not respond to trolls. It's that simple, do not engage. If they write like an idiot, use only greentext to argue, attack you unnecssarily, or skew your comments to politics just dont fucking engage.

They already banned various IP ranges (including the one for my phone) and this pedo is still spamming.

Let it die please. I'm trying to get off this damn thing.

Sup Forums is much more fun, since Emperor Trump got into power. Watching the shitstorms unfold in real-time is amazing.

Mere television and film pales by comparison.

in my timeline I left when this board was going way downhill in 2014, haven't been here for 2015 and majority of 2016, came back to a total wreck of a board with a lackadaisical amount of good threads, tried to bump and post and recommend films as much as I could but I always feel like I'm one of the few posters that still care

2014 still had film threads, grid threads, rec threads, all in all this board was a shittier Sup Forums but you still had discussion once every couple of days

I just want the days where claire denis and joe memes were a thing

whatever im drunk

If you want discussions you should go to reddit. This is a imageboard first and foremost. Always has, always will. Memes and images are the priority here.

BLACKED is saving Sup Forums

it's terribly ironic how much your picture contests your comment. I'm surprised that pic isn't saved by every Sup Forumstard on this board

Nice blog.

You are really fucking retarded, /lit/ and /his/ at least know when to shitpost.

how

>meta thread
>not shitposting
Sorry, I should be contributing quality content to an off-topic shit thread which OP probably never replied to because he's a baiting faggot, right? Meta-posting only has a place ironically on /qa/ because the little fags hate it. Legitimate complains go to IRC.

>I should be contributing quality content to an off-topic shit thread which OP probably never replied to because he's a baiting faggot, right?
You just fucking replied without saging.

The beauty of Sup Forums is the contrast of serious discussion and totally idiotic shitposting.

Maybe I love shitposting? Ever thought of that??

>literally not a single person posting their waifu

what a terrible thread

why even post on Sup Forums

Every board is suffering from extremely low quality especially this past year.

The solution is to ban mobile posters.

Yes, i knew you were retarded the first time i saw your post.

The election brought many new people here.

Thanks for the evaluation doc.

Two problems:
1. Hiro
2. The election influx
Get rid of these and we're set

best emma

Ban Sup Forumsposting

>gif
dude

It's your time, boy.

Thanks for that, user.

Ban the obnoxious term "kino"
Ban baneposting

There, Sup Forums is fixed.

>>tfw Sup Forums will never be what it used to be 2-3 years ago
You mean the same terrible garbage??

and /cel/*
it's finally time as Sup Forums is not getting slower.

also who cares if they're after hiro and that's why he keeps off this site as much as possible. give the site back to the three who ran it before he came into to the picture. ;)

Permaban any IP that posts on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /news/, /his/, Reddit, and Twitter. All the Sup Forums, Reddit, and Twitter niggers ruined this board. All the dumb meme, capeshit, and "kino" spam comes from those faggots. Get rid of them and this board improves tremendously

Fuck I wish there was a /cel/
I would never come back here again

FEET

NO. I post on Twitter and I WILL remain here. Do you get that? Do you understand the words that are comin' outta my mouth? I've been at this shithole since 2008 and I've earned my motherfucking right to shitpost.

YOU. WILL. GET. USED. TO. THAT.

member when hiro temporarily banned IPs that had visited r*ddit in the last 24 hours from viewing webms?
that month or so was a good friend.

Install the /r9k/ robot on Sup Forums it should help until the shitposters figure out how to get around it

Have we started the fire?

FOOTS

All superhero stuff should be moved to Sup Forums.

The fire has always been smouldering. We just poured 98-octane fuel on it.

Shadilay, brother.

Literally worse than the Facebook/Reddit hugbox
>we're right, everyone outside is wrong!

My dick

Is this fake or from a legit cosplay?

Oh, no, no. It's the HURT box. We love the pain. Come and join us, brother! The pendulum is swinging, we have beer and everybody loves to hurt.

We welcome you.

>two trips in a row

Kek is with us today, brothers. Shadilay!

There is literary nothing that can be done until mods are replaced

You can't hold the users responsible for shitty content when any quality post gets knocked to the bottom with 50,000 cuck, Trump and Sup Forums shitposts per minute.

Does anyone else here lick and sniff their mummy's used panties? Sisters / aunts / cousins count, too.

Mummy's have an inexplicable fragrance, mostly from being married so long she cares less about personal hygeine, while my sister's is a tad bit sweeter, without the harsher tones.

I prefer mummy's though, her love slit puts out an irresistable aroma that is euphoric, a little musky with a tinge of....experience? But my sister apparently leaks a lot for an xth grader. It's a more defined taste, compared to the bewildering mix of flavors mummy has.

>JUST
>capeshit whining
>cuckposting
>Star Wars shit whining
>girl being in a movie whining
>shitty show that has a general not being made to use general
>capeshit company wars
>/r9k/
>celeb said this on social media whining
>gender / race of cast whining
>AYO HOLE UP
>interracial porn
>capekino
>"movies women will never understand"
>SJW falseflagging
>waifu thread
>"Me on the left"
>Sup Forums
>pedo thread
>it aint me starts playing
>APOLOGIZE
>"is it kino?"
>DROPPED
>Who will play [unrelated to film & television] in the inevitable biopic?
>eceleb trash
>[unrelated to film & television] black person doing anything
>reddit
>What’s his endgame
>JEWS
>celebrity's personal lives drama
>Snyderkino
>persecution complex whining
>Does anyone know some films about [unrelated to film & television]
>cunny
>Late night talk show host is... *Sup Forums leans forward in anticipation*.... a cuck! *Sup Forums erupts in applause*
>wtf I hate [unrelated to film & television] now!
>thinly veiled Trump shilling
>Jewish Hollywood Girls
>"What did [unrelated to film & television] mean by this?"
>WE WUZ
>MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>unflattering pic of celebrity
>HOTHEAD
>screencap + forced meme from shitty movie
>HOWEVER
>Billy Batts
>Really makes you think
>(Disengage safety protocols)
>quote from Spider-Man movie altered to include Sup Forums humor
>Ramsayposting
>screencap of RT score of blockbuster
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc.
>Jonahposting
>"Thanks for correcting the record!"
>Dan Schnieder posting
>Recommend Trumpkino
>Watch it
>daily Amy Schumer life update
>daily John Oliver life update
>Daily Show host life update
>daily Lena Dunham life update
>white male
>stronk womyn
>drumpf
>shill
>Mary Sue
>THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS...
>MOMMY user WANT MILKY
>*BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
>dishonest
>hiney
>BLACKED
>BANE

What a cancerous post.

Hurtbox, hugbox, whatever you want to call it, it's a box. The truth lies outside of the box and in a moderate viewpoint.

>You can't hold the users responsible for shitty content
Yes, you can. If you fuckwits wanted to actually discuss film, Trump and Star Wars shit wouldn't constantly be on the front page.

needs more cowbell

It;s literally heaven. Do you think whoever invented panties realized they were making perfect mumm-cummy-rags to worship?

Just turn this into a Bane board. At least Hiro and moot would have started a fire.

Make a quality film discussion thread and in the time it takes to type out one quality response there are already 100 cuck or Trump threads that buried it.

There is nothing a person who wants to have a real discussion can do when mods won't do their job in the most basic sense.

>Implying we aren't

Diff user but seriously how many of us do you think there are left and how does that number compare to the heap of retards that populate this board?

>no Was it Rape
Your newfag is showing

Shadilay, brother. Come and join us. It's always interesting!

Is there anything in this world purer than titfucking and cumming blasts to your mom's face?

you mean pre 2000

Why is he such a liar?

>theatre-shooter is late

FEETS

I prefer to cum on her gusset, fold them as if they've been washed, and put them in her drawer so my cummy can rub mummy

>historical low in terms of quality
>implying Sup Forums didn't witness one of the greatest things ever tonight

podcasts.joerogan.net/podcasts/alex-jones-eddie-bravo

Well besides moving capeshit to Sup Forums, I don't see how the userbase could change.

easy

more cunny

i'd post a centrist meme if i had one, faggot

The thing that makes coming here a drag is the amount of reddit-tier "haha get the joke? do I fit in yet?" threads.

yawn. boring. derailing threads. same contrarian shit. same lonely life. pathetic. sage. SAD!

If anything you should spam that shit on /s/ because it would at least be tangentially on topic.

No, this is what they all want to see

maybe not everything is black and white and most issues come down to subjective values and not every person shares the same subjective values but we can still all learn to get along and the ultimate goal is to not hate people you disagree with

ever thought about that? huh?

reminder that Swagshit and Co support this and there's nothing you can do about it

>sage

kekekekek


what would be the fun in that, tho?

yawn. boring. edgy. contrarian. "watch me rebel against Sup Forums!" Sad!