ITT: tfw North Korea is (positive thing) than (your country)

> tfw North Korea is cleaner than the Philippines angry_explode_pepe.jpg

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Of course it's cleaner, I bet if someone leaves their trash on the street they go to jail or some shit.

Nothing about NK is positive.

Hey Bra-chan, Jap-chan... just share ok?

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> tfw North Korea is more ethnically homogenous than Norway

do a kick flip

It has a LOT less violent crime. No gangbangers running around shooting each other and bystanders.

>tfw NoKor is more colorful than flipland

>tfw North Korea can curbstomp the Philippines in a war despite having 1/4 the population.

I would actually love for Trump to rule as a totalitarian dictator.

True, but on the other hand HIV is less positive there.

Please take off your Phil flags

>tfw Norks are taller than Flips (5'5 vs 5'3.7) despite being a communist country where the citizens are severely malnourished.

Please take off your Phil flags

The only one I can think is girls would be loyal and not degenerate.

Doesn't NK send their own people to death camps for small crimes? Such as disliking Kim-jung-un? Fug that. I don't think that's a sane solution for anyone except maybe murderers

I can see my house from there

North Korea is more white than germany.

It's forever stuck in the 50s.

thinner than usa

and thinner than zimbabwe too

North Korea has less Asians than Canada

Or sorry let me rephrase that

North Korea is less Asian than Canada.

Seriously whites'll be the minority in this country real soon

>tfw North Korea has 0 mudlimes niggers spics gypsies and merchants

At least it's not niggers.

north korea is pretty much 100% ethnically homogenous.

>tfw North Korea is (honest about being a dictatorial communist country) than (The Netherlands sucking the EU cock)

You can't produce garbage when you have no food and no personal items

North Korea has less muslims and blacks than the UK

>they perform that show every day
>nobody watches it

>tfw North Korea has less niggers than UK

North Korea is surprisingly good at producing people capable of lifting over 3x their body weight:
youtube.com/watch?v=37du2sVS9hI
Looks like all those gulags are paying off.

>tfw North Korea has more Ordnung than Germany

>tfw North Korea puts out fires faster than Canada.

north korea has less welsh than the UK

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Physical excellence is a tradition of socialist countries.

It is a legit fulltime job over there. No sponsors needed.

>North Korea has more beautiful and obedient housewives than the degenerate whores of the west

>tfw NK has a 100% literacy rate and your country only has a 98% literacy rate

Not necessarily user, something like 75% of North Korean refugees are women

Atleast their birth rates are positive

youtube.com/watch?v=gVAqwyv1uN0
world record tier

THIS

They don't have an obesity problem at least

MUH MALNORISHED MEME

Nort korea is one of the happiest and well maintained countries only the planet. The west is just sad that they aren't allowed in their paradise

brainwashing.....

Why does the goymin want you to hate North Korea so much?

That's the Arirang festival

Same here. Feels bad man.

At least Port Covington is something to look forward to.

>tfw North Korea is more homogenous than the UK

How would you know? Are you a North Korean using a proxy?

I thought it was the fan dance. They do this dance which has like 5000 people who all perform and its a beautiful display of colour but the authorities dont let anyone watch it cause it would give them hope

>yfw I want a cute, loyal and family oriented filipina
>get a white girl instead with no family values and does not believe in marriage

Fuck my life, Sup Forums

Oh mang just use her as a fleshlight and get rid of her when you get bored

>cleaner
>no unhappy people
>everyone is working
>everyone is equal
>there are no criminals
>there are no starving, poor or sick people, the concept simply doesn't exist there
>everyone support the party
>democracy
>great leader,, literal god, invented cure of AIDS, Ebola and everything else
>military superpower, even mmurika is scared
It's only natural the west is spreading so much propaganda, they're just jealous of glorious utopia

Nigga fuck off with this gook propaganda shit, everyone knows NK is a shithole which is why the government doesn't let anyone take pictures unless they allow it.

>western people have to lift the weights way above their tall bodies
>U Gook Kim only half as high

Don't you know that the NK is a literal utopia?

Everyone are happy in NK, NK has the most advanced technology, and our glorious ruler Kim Jung Un achieved the power of levitation, so he's better than everybody.

>tfw North Korea has less censorship and is less tyrannical than Sweden

Just be a muslim and get a filipino muslim. Whiteys love a muslim.

fuck you bro, made me laugh out loud during work hours, in the office, where it's dead silent atm and people think I'm getting shit done.

In nk ppl eat you.

Sweden wins thread

>tfw North Korean elites are less controlling thatn German elites

>marijuana is legal in North Korea

I think we have some things to reconsider.

>salty gaijin

>North Korea didn't fall for the democracy meme

Less niggers, pakis and probably less heroin addicts than Scotland

>Go to friends birthday night out
>Get to talking about drugs
>Mate says "oh yeah, smack is the worst shit, it ruins lives"
>5 minutes later they're passing around a bag of cocaine and MDMA

your browsing Sup Forums, so you probably are getting shit done

Even their newborns can read already.

>not even ONE of what is considered an important nation is in the top ten

Oh boy.

I wonder, between Western and N. Korean propaganda how really North Korea looks like

On a biological level heroin is actually better for you than those two. Just saying.

What you see on the chart is a direct result of commie education.
Cuba Angola and Venezuela have similar figures as well despite all of them being 3rd world shitholes.

>tfw North Korea actually has legal weed when all we have is empty promisies

I only partake in the coke, I don't like the idea of dying of dehydration myself.

At this point North Korea might have more freedom of expression than most western countries

Whiter

btw didnt they measure literacy by being able to wring kim il sung?

write*

near perfect literacy is NOT any measure of a country

It just shows they spent exorbitant money on special education for severe retards/artists who will never contribute to society anyways

(NK the sole exception to this ofc, they probably achieve it by euthanizing them..)

North Korean crystal meth is of higher quality than what is normally found in my country.

or by the simple method of fudging the numbers.

In some instances that isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Sure, there's no shitposting on Sup Forums, but life would seem a lot simpler and less chaotic

That's a cute white girl though. Get her pregnant, slam her self esteem and rebuild her into a conservative respectable woman.

They're children, user. You can destroy her and rebuild from scratch.

When China and North Korea decide to fuck up the Pacific the South Koreans and Japs are going to be doomed as a people because they can't refugee here because we filled ourselves up muzzies leaches

>there are Sup Forumstards who in ironically believe NK is actually an utopia and all bad said against them is just Western propaganda

>there are redditors that unironically believe NK is pure evil and has no redeeming qualities of any kind

We can take them. We have ghost cities, like Detroit, that we can fill up with based gooks and let them rebuild the infrastructure and be TRUE AMERICANS.

Stay jelly, maplenigger. You'll never get any thicc jap highschool cuties to sit on your face.

those literacy rates come from UNESCO study

but then again the UN is fulla marxists anyway, so you still probably have a point

Balticum has high literacy rate so they can write suicide notes

Hate to be that guy but women are the same everywhere.

*unironically

>he still falls for the based gook meme

>asian americans

Welp, there's your problem.

I doubt the validity of your graph..

I'm surrounded by chinks, but they are mostly conservative.. and hate niggers

he said based gook, not gook

>"asian american" strictly means someone from japan or south korea

See: Probably the only thing communist governments do right is the effort they put into the education of the population. An example was the Cuban Literacy Campaign where the literacy of the country was brought to 96% from ~60% in one year.

And sorta this.

All the chinese / taiwanese I know are hardcore conservatives. They're all wealthy as fuck.

The only real lib chinks you find are still in uni, basically stupid kids being fed lefty propaganda by professor kikenstein.

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Best Korea has no niggers....

The lucky bastards.