We still good?

we still good?

I supported their economy by buying this, we better be

They're probably pretty salty Ford and GM are shutting down production there. I know I would be.

No. Nuke Australia and all the world's problems will be solved.

Why, What have you done now?

u wat m8? i thought we where bros

Most of them didnt even know we owned holden and their other shitboxs.
Every single time "we make holden cunt".. yea, well we own holden.. cunt.

>we

>E
XD

Israel and the middle east would still exist, nuking us won't solve shit senpai

If Hillary gets in, I fear our friendship.

>What are international stockbroking accounts.

its literally a subsidiary of gm or ford. Dont remember, not looking it up. check it yourself.

Depends on who is President come November.

Abos and seppos BF forever

Why wouldn't we be?

As long as you keep your fucking spiders on your side of the ocean, we good.

I hate these threads where australians and amerifats suck each other's dicks. Fuck the both of you.

I know. We might end up with a government-controlled internet filter too if Shillary makes it in. We'd have to compete for who has less rights and shitposting in frustration

Cool story. You can now suck animal dicks thanks to your leaf PM.

>canuckistan legalized sucking doggy dicks before marijuana

Lol, get the fuck out of here Leaf.

if you don't elect Trump we will bomb you with spiders, literally packages with lots of spiders in them and have them dropped on all your main cities. Electing Trump is the only way to avoid this.

Fuck. Brb buying a "make America great hat"

yeah mate we're sweet

this is what your cities will look like in the event Trump loses the election

Love u babe ;)

>This is where the gun jams, and then my platoon gets wiped out by Charlie.

We good, just when you come visit please keep the noise down. There is nothing more annoying than a loud american talking about some shit story as though it is the most fucking interesting shit in the world when we just do not give a fuq

I hope so. Getting pretty sick of the mosquitoes lately. Spiderbros are pretty chill

We good senpai!

GM

Now it's US, Straya, NZ, and the UK. We are going to have to annex you cucks tho.

America's pretty cool, but can you guys please annex us sometime soon?

Everything's so goddamn expensive here.
>Expensive cars
>Expensive guns
>Expensive vidya
>Expensive, slow internet

>wearing flag on your body
Absolutely disgusting.

Go suck a dog dick.

You already have.

Multiple times.

You still can't beat us.

it was sarcasm mates. we're bros

Welp, that settles it then. Between vlad, china, the terrorists, the aliens and now this, end of the world is confirmed if Trump doesn't get elected.

Less than 60% bros... Paco and Tyrone aren't my bros.

sounded like you described america

Have you ever actually been to Australia?

I've been told that it's easy as fuck for Aussies to go to America and get pussy. Any seppo cunts care to shed some light on the accuracy of that?

Dude, Im going to your country in 2 weeks and youve already cost me an assload before Ive touched ground with the exchange rate.

We're 0.7 cents to your dollar right now, and if I put like 2 grand in, I'm getting nearly half of that in US dollars.

You guys are way cheaper. I mean your cigarettes alone are worth it. Fuckin' 30 bucks for a pack of 25's here. Fuck that for a joke.

>not owning flag pants

Some Aussie cunt was talking about a $25 bottle of car tire cleaner recently.

Wut.

I buy the same bottle for 6.

Lol.

Goddamn.

Our domestic Beer is like $16.00-$25.00 a six pack....
It's fucking crazy man, literally the cheapest domestic beer...

Our female bar flies would definitely like an accent other than chink, Mexican, or street nigger.

Where are Americans sluttiest women?

Thing is, shit is expensive in Hawaii too.

Just the nature of islands. No trains, no semi trucks.

Im familiar with the exchange rates. You get paid more than most americans to make up for it.
Mcdonalds here doesnt pay $15 an hour. (nz it does or someone was blowing the manager)

Enjoy the petrol costs while youre here though, our wars for resources pay off at the pump.

Anywhere with alcohol and libtards.

They will mistake you for a commie sympathizer cuz regular American males are evil.

Non Americans are enlightened and socially aware.

If you think that's bad, you should see how much our booze costs.
A 700mL (24oz) bottle of Smirnoff costs $37.

they're not real americans

we havent been good since the asian resident administrator for dickinson house at binghamton uni i deflowered dumped me 6 years ago. i got a criminal record for blackmail, so i cant go back..


not that i want to.

m8, the GTS shits all over the Maloo

Funny. I work across the street from a Smirnoff distillery.

One can smell the booze In the breeze if they are adding flavored to it.

>Slow
20 mps
>Can literally stream without difficulties

Nigger you're just a whiny neet

Wanna enjoy a good victory drink UK? Its on me

why are buying that shit anyway
this is way better
and drinking is shit anyway
do better drugs

The middle child is always the one with issues and jealous of both older and younger siblings. It's not our fault mommy France coddled and spoiled you.

Story time m8?

Is there even a single reason why all English speaking peoples should not be united under a single flag?

That's a huntsman - they're chill bro tier spiders.

Jelous? Atleast you have your gay and lesbian 420 muslim transgender Prime minster to hang with.

Because half the cunts in 'english speaking countries' aren't white or born in there.

you just know!

Most of yours are fucking wankers and the leafs are touched in the head. Britfags bitch and whine incessantly and the sheepfuckers, well they're sheepfuckers.

You do realize NBN comes with the price tag of govt censoring content and recording everything right?

we're like 50% nonwhite. i wouldn't want to flood the rest with spics and nigs

They are shutting down production here not because of your executives but because Toyota has the monopoly. Problem with Holden almost always was that it was more expensive because it wasn't a big corporation like the asians produce. If australia made the market and had the control we'd be seeing australian cars around the street more often.

we can make an exception for White south africans as they're bro tier as phwark

nah fuck the past
life is 20x better now anyway

Waah waah, I mean come the fuck on nearly everything in this fucking society has analytics, censorship and spying. If I was paranoid about all that shit I'd be in a insane asylum as a result of just how wide spread it is. If I wanted to get away from that shit I'd just bin my router, rip out my internet and home phone line and live off in woop woop.

this is assuming we get rid of the non-European peoples and make our countries pure and white lads

also America is 73% white don't bully

no shit. what are you using the internet for you fucking weird cunts.

great your a fucking loser who watches a heap of weird porn. nobody cares...

I remember they told us those abo dream time stories at school. Fuck that shit was funny. We would all just laugh at that ridiculous shit and the fact that when Europeans arrived on BOATS from the OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET and were armed with CANNONS AND GUNS the abos were just chilling with sticks, stones and fucking their kids. They have a rich and vibrant culture.

college campuses

The same reason all germanic people cant be..

then yeah, we should definitely have some kind of pact in the anglosphere.

someone has to protect the world from the eternal kraut

I only really use it because I don't have television and want to know what's going on globally, acts as a great library and communciation device. The internet is a shit heap but it has somethings I like which keep me using it. Preferably in the future years I'll probably just live without internet on a farm with my lover.

Dude get metal fan for chicken houses or barns, the bigger shits, and put some screen on the backside and crank it near a light over night. Population decimation. Trust.
-T. swamplands yeeeyeee

The krauts are our Germanic brothers lads. we should cooperate with them

what are my fellow aus bros doing for Walpurgisnacht this year

Tbh I kind of hate the cancer that's been allowed to spread because of King Nigg. If $hillary gets in, I think it would be even worse.

I hate your leftists. Please elect Trump.

American, Australian. We're all just British rednecks.

They need to take control of their country first.
And clean it up.

Happy to be the second greatest nation behind The United States.

The Bill of Rights is the most important human rights bill on the planet.

>USA

>ANGLO

pick one and only one

According to the 2011 census, there are now more Satanists in Australia than Scientologists. This could be seen as cause for alarm, until you actually meet some Satanists, who, judging by the ones I'm standing with right now, are only marginally more intimidating than my daughter's primary school debating team.

based 'roo

I wonder how many Canadian girls and boys are going to grow up sucking off their pets.

Based Canabro is right

Even if they can't smoke weed at least they can get dog blowjobs and legally commit suicide

What I wouldn't do to become a fucking leaf

Huntsmans are chillest spiders. Theyll hang out on a wall on my house for a few days then be on their way. Always a little sad to see them go. If they ever landed on me id probably sqwueel like little girl though

fuck off then

>at least they can get dog blowjobs and legally commit suicide

I think he was being sarcastic

Did weedman legalise weed yet?

>self reported
>accurate
pick one


people only claim irish and german because they seem cool. i have tons of friends with clearly british surnames that say they're german.

the people claiming American have been here so long that they go back to the English settlers. also anglos and krauts are so close genetically that it's basically the some ethnicity. krauts lost the meme war and decided to convert to superior anglo culture

beautiful

Every second faggot rebadges their holden with chevy badges. And it says GM on the dealership signs. Of course everyone knows Holden was always a GM subsidiary